La Comtesse du Croque Madame 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@orichalcumgolem.bsky.social
Maker, punster, novelist. Trans, aspiring swords-lesbian. Medically diagnosed as "delightful".
My books: https://taeliana.mephron.com/
My links: https://linktr.ee/jendantes
My books: https://taeliana.mephron.com/
My links: https://linktr.ee/jendantes
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Hello everyone.
I'm Jen, a trans woman, and my wife is Sellesta. (In the … Genevieve Dantes needs your support for Sellesta and Jen Need Your Kindness
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My wife, the only employed on here, has been ill and is expected to not be able to return to work until mid-April, and that's a full month without any income. If you can help or share, please, we would appreciate it.
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
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As AI health insurance reviewers begin killing our friends, neighbors, and families I am once again calling to Make Adventuring Great Again.
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
As AI health insurance reviewers begin killing our friends, neighbors, and families I am once again calling to Make Adventuring Great Again.
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Tokusatsu would drive these people insane. "What do you MEAN there's a different Kamen Rider every year?'l
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tokusatsu would drive these people insane. "What do you MEAN there's a different Kamen Rider every year?'l
I feel bad now about making it obvious how some of my characters can come back from the it-seems-like-dead. (But having a necromancer around is such a great reason for expendable minions…)
Every comic book writer is listening to this novelist whinge about how hard it is to bring a character back from the dead like, “bruh”
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I feel bad now about making it obvious how some of my characters can come back from the it-seems-like-dead. (But having a necromancer around is such a great reason for expendable minions…)
My laptop is being weird and cranky. It’s nine years old and I’m pushing some of the stuff way past what it should be at.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My laptop is being weird and cranky. It’s nine years old and I’m pushing some of the stuff way past what it should be at.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
Time to find out if a diabetic trans woman can sell plasma.
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New Post: Plans and goals for the rest of November. www.mephron.com/2025/11/06/p...
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
New Post: Plans and goals for the rest of November. www.mephron.com/2025/11/06/p...
whee!!
And now we have it at DriveThruFiction: site.drivethrufiction.com/product/5444...
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
whee!!
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hello all! As I've mentioned before, my second book, Fiendblood, is now out. It's available right now on Amazon for Kindle and in paperback, on itch.io as epub and pdf, on ko.fi, and on Smashwords. More sites are coming as it gets the OK from sites.
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hello all! As I've mentioned before, my second book, Fiendblood, is now out. It's available right now on Amazon for Kindle and in paperback, on itch.io as epub and pdf, on ko.fi, and on Smashwords. More sites are coming as it gets the OK from sites.
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Updated Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
(Had to fix some links.)
(Had to fix some links.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Updated Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
(Had to fix some links.)
(Had to fix some links.)
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New Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
New Post: Fiendblood Released! My second book is out! www.mephron.com/2025/10/28/f...
have decided I need to call and maybe get an appointment with an endocrinologist to see about how well things are going.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
have decided I need to call and maybe get an appointment with an endocrinologist to see about how well things are going.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
hard mode: must be able to help me with both HRT and diabetes. That might be a problem.
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New Post: Countdown to Fiendblood www.mephron.com/2025/10/27/c...
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
New Post: Countdown to Fiendblood www.mephron.com/2025/10/27/c...
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Duh
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Duh
I would like to present "what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived", as released by the New York City Conflict of Interest Board for educational purposes: nyc.gov/assets/coib/down…
October 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I would like to present "what might be the greatest municipal ethics-law-based D&D one-shot module ever conceived", as released by the New York City Conflict of Interest Board for educational purposes: nyc.gov/assets/coib/down…
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✨I'm opening my commissions✨
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
December 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
✨I'm opening my commissions✨
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
If you are interested just write to me Dm (And retweet this, I will be very pleased)
TW: Mental Health Issues Around Being Trans. A thread.
October 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
TW: Mental Health Issues Around Being Trans. A thread.
This is for @jordantyranny.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is for @jordantyranny.bsky.social
I spent a chunk of the day trying to get my next book formatted for an actual print version, only to get hit with the "well, crap" of the AWS outage messing with things.
One of these days.
One of these days.
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I spent a chunk of the day trying to get my next book formatted for an actual print version, only to get hit with the "well, crap" of the AWS outage messing with things.
One of these days.
One of these days.
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it's funny how their 'big tent' only extends right, never left, and how they always blame its failure on dirty hippies refusing to come inside, not their own embrace of TERFs, fascists and other exclusionary demographics
Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.
October 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
it's funny how their 'big tent' only extends right, never left, and how they always blame its failure on dirty hippies refusing to come inside, not their own embrace of TERFs, fascists and other exclusionary demographics
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Spoop Day 1 - Sailor Static
October 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Spoop Day 1 - Sailor Static
I flunked out of college learning the social skills I never learned before it,
and sometimes it still hurts. If I
had the available comprehension at the time I wonder what I might have become.
and sometimes it still hurts. If I
had the available comprehension at the time I wonder what I might have become.
Actually, related to this:
I failed out of my first major in college. I was an art student at first. Now I've got a doctorate and tenure.
Failure is the most instructive, helpful thing in the universe for me. Still scary as heck, but most of the best things in my life are because I failed hard.
I failed out of my first major in college. I was an art student at first. Now I've got a doctorate and tenure.
Failure is the most instructive, helpful thing in the universe for me. Still scary as heck, but most of the best things in my life are because I failed hard.
Good watercolor painting is *absolute wizardry* to me, mainly because when I tried to be an artist, paintbrushes were the tool I could never get to work the way I wanted, no matter how much I practiced. Especially when someone can do detailed and intricate work?
Just... Wow. My mind boggles.
Just... Wow. My mind boggles.
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I flunked out of college learning the social skills I never learned before it,
and sometimes it still hurts. If I
had the available comprehension at the time I wonder what I might have become.
and sometimes it still hurts. If I
had the available comprehension at the time I wonder what I might have become.
Yes! It's ready to go! It's coming live!
Coming soon in the Chronicles of Taeliana:
youtu.be/Ty6ltdpZK9A
youtu.be/Ty6ltdpZK9A
Trailer for Fiendblood
YouTube video by Chronicles of Taeliana
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yes! It's ready to go! It's coming live!
Feeling emotionally shitty today for a very large number of reasons. And the thing that gets me is that while some things have inspired it, it's no one's actual fault but my own, and I need to suck it up.
October 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Feeling emotionally shitty today for a very large number of reasons. And the thing that gets me is that while some things have inspired it, it's no one's actual fault but my own, and I need to suck it up.