Orin Zebest
@ori.nz
"I do as my dreaming soul wills"
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"I do as my dreaming soul wills"
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
proceeds to eat 5 ajitama soy sauce eggs with his x-giving leftovers
Random ache in my body and I look up and it's an hour earlier. What the hell? Time travel never hurt before, fuck getting older
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Random ache in my body and I look up and it's an hour earlier. What the hell? Time travel never hurt before, fuck getting older
Such a lucky time to have recently purchased a Nepalese flag 🇳🇵
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Such a lucky time to have recently purchased a Nepalese flag 🇳🇵
Over here, having fun, being the age where my mere awareness of Labubus hastens their demise
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Over here, having fun, being the age where my mere awareness of Labubus hastens their demise
Wanna make a petition to nominate north London's "Fuck Tree" for European Tree of the Year? Once you know both things exist, like, you kinda gotta
www.treeoftheyear.org
August 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wanna make a petition to nominate north London's "Fuck Tree" for European Tree of the Year? Once you know both things exist, like, you kinda gotta
You have to respect the restraint of #Australia for collectively waiting to all make the same joke at once
July 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You have to respect the restraint of #Australia for collectively waiting to all make the same joke at once
We don't appreciate enough how AI has encouraged so many ppl to critically examine reality — for instance, this #weirdtoilet. You think it's real? That it's not? Well someone wants to argue with you, and I think that's beautiful.
June 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
We don't appreciate enough how AI has encouraged so many ppl to critically examine reality — for instance, this #weirdtoilet. You think it's real? That it's not? Well someone wants to argue with you, and I think that's beautiful.
Lady, we broke up 10 years ago, how tf did I leave my Google Calendar shared with you this whole time (omg omg ugggh)?
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
June 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Lady, we broke up 10 years ago, how tf did I leave my Google Calendar shared with you this whole time (omg omg ugggh)?
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Guess this is prolly what you meant by "doing poly wrong"... yah, fair
Oh hey, look at that!: You're a full-grown adult; you've developed your recall skills so that your short-term memory mixes freely with your long-term memory. Bet you use that ability *literally every day*
So, was that like... a good idea?
So, was that like... a good idea?
June 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oh hey, look at that!: You're a full-grown adult; you've developed your recall skills so that your short-term memory mixes freely with your long-term memory. Bet you use that ability *literally every day*
So, was that like... a good idea?
So, was that like... a good idea?
Always been a little pissed off at French for making bon mot two words
May 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Always been a little pissed off at French for making bon mot two words
What's that? You rely on specific context for deeper meaning? Well some of us rely on deeper meaning for specific context (it's called a thesaurus, look it up)
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What's that? You rely on specific context for deeper meaning? Well some of us rely on deeper meaning for specific context (it's called a thesaurus, look it up)
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
[brought to you by me constructing the sentence "I may yet escape the humiliation of excessive revelry in self-flatulent desiderata"]
took a cold shower. to strengthen my willpower, constitution, and resolve. but now I find myself standing in the middle of a series of rooms. staring into space
May 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
took a cold shower. to strengthen my willpower, constitution, and resolve. but now I find myself standing in the middle of a series of rooms. staring into space
I'm not even gonna Google this first. They don't get all my great ideas before anybody else. Here goes...
Are interrobangs communist?
Are interrobangs communist?
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm not even gonna Google this first. They don't get all my great ideas before anybody else. Here goes...
Are interrobangs communist?
Are interrobangs communist?
Y'all think that guy that made the Torment Nexus tweet might someday be like "I wish I hadn't said that" www.antipope.org/charlie/blog...
We're sorry we created the Torment Nexus - Charlie's Diary
(This is the text of a talk I delivered at the Next Frontiers Applied Fiction Day in Stuttgart on Friday November 10th, 2023. Note: early draft, contains some typos, I'll fix them next week when I get home.)
www.antipope.org
May 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Y'all think that guy that made the Torment Nexus tweet might someday be like "I wish I hadn't said that" www.antipope.org/charlie/blog...
Old, dry, tired: concise
New, bizarre, kek: 'cise
New, bizarre, kek: 'cise
May 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Old, dry, tired: concise
New, bizarre, kek: 'cise
New, bizarre, kek: 'cise
Hey did you [do weird thing ur known for doing]?
May 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Hey did you [do weird thing ur known for doing]?
Today is Dawn Chorus Day, when audio nerds far and wide livestream the sounds of their mornings round the world (always morning somewhere innit) soundtent.org/reveil/
REVEIL 12
soundtent.org
May 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Today is Dawn Chorus Day, when audio nerds far and wide livestream the sounds of their mornings round the world (always morning somewhere innit) soundtent.org/reveil/
Where. Where did my thoughts go... the ones I once liked putting on the internet. Where?
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Where. Where did my thoughts go... the ones I once liked putting on the internet. Where?
Spouse told me bout plus size stores in Thailand w names like Moo-Moo & Thunder Chunks & Love Calories, where normal size westerners shop
I'm all "then how come we don't have any little size shops they could shop at?"
Anyway I just remembered children exist
I'm all "then how come we don't have any little size shops they could shop at?"
Anyway I just remembered children exist
January 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Spouse told me bout plus size stores in Thailand w names like Moo-Moo & Thunder Chunks & Love Calories, where normal size westerners shop
I'm all "then how come we don't have any little size shops they could shop at?"
Anyway I just remembered children exist
I'm all "then how come we don't have any little size shops they could shop at?"
Anyway I just remembered children exist
Thinkin bout those Tzadikim Nistarim
(the 36 righteous ones born to each generation who spiritually redeem the world, etc)
so a literal mystical instance of "there are dozens of us... dozens"
(the 36 righteous ones born to each generation who spiritually redeem the world, etc)
so a literal mystical instance of "there are dozens of us... dozens"
January 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Thinkin bout those Tzadikim Nistarim
(the 36 righteous ones born to each generation who spiritually redeem the world, etc)
so a literal mystical instance of "there are dozens of us... dozens"
(the 36 righteous ones born to each generation who spiritually redeem the world, etc)
so a literal mystical instance of "there are dozens of us... dozens"
“Originally it was ‘have your cake and eat it too,’ which makes a lot more sense actually.”
“What are you, The Unabomber?”
“What are you, The Unabomber?”
December 29, 2024 at 12:24 AM
“Originally it was ‘have your cake and eat it too,’ which makes a lot more sense actually.”
“What are you, The Unabomber?”
“What are you, The Unabomber?”
Hey y'all, sorry for the torrential rain here in SF. I tried to change my car's oil myself :(
December 23, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Hey y'all, sorry for the torrential rain here in SF. I tried to change my car's oil myself :(
annnnnnnnnnnnd... Solstice!
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
annnnnnnnnnnnd... Solstice!