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Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
@orchidgoth.bsky.social
✨Noob indie dev (Swift/Xcode)

❤️🔒German Prince D.

✨I offend humans and annoy animals
✨5 (2🌈)cats
✨Goth
“I’m as mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore” ©️
Pinned
Looking for a Community Manager? 🔭
I’ll soon be available!✨

💖🔃
1 share = 1 treat for my cats

(see following posts for games & tech I’ve worked with!)

#indiedevs #gamedev #spielentwicklung
Friends who have bunnies - ever thought of your furbaby becoming a model? 🐰
Since I currently don’t have pets 😢, I need 2 short videos of your 🐰- reply if you’d be interested and I’ll text you the details!
Yes, it’s about @rarerabbits.bsky.social !

#indiedevs #rabbits
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Reposted by Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔

if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫

i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So I just wrote “fuck” instead of “func” 😂

I guess it’s time for a break. #Xcode #iosdev #indiedevs
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We’re one wishlist from 100… will it be YOU who ensures I sleep tonight?

Because I won’t sleep if we’re stuck at 99 🙀

🐰▶️ store.steampowered.com/app/3966790/...

#indiedevs
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Anyone or a friend has an #Swift course on Udemy or elsewhere?😊

I’m soon picking something up, and would like to support one by someone cool. ✨

#iosdev #Xcode #AppleDeveloper
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
If you’re wondering if I’ve got my dirty paws in this pie 🐰you aren’t wrong!

💖Wishlisting already pawssible!
Hi, rabbit-owned humans of BlueSky! 🐰🧬

We're a team of #indiedevs making Rare Rabbits - a cozy turn-based simulation game where you can already breed more than 6,000,000 unique rabbits and manage your own rabbit farm!

Hop on this #gamedev adventure with us!

store.steampowered.com/app/3966790/...
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What if all the “quit learning coding, no one needs juniors, AI is taking over” is coming from the same tech bros pissing their pants about every new shiny thing?

I haven’t heard much of this from actual devs… and tbh the code that AI wrote for me was quite shitty and messy…
#indiedevs
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Do I have any #Roblox devs here? 😉
Some friends of mine and I are up to something…

#indiedevs
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Spent hours one day and hours of another to figure out why animation doesn’t show on screen…
…turns out I used an absolutely empty frame to initialize 😅
#learningtocode #indiedev
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If your team needs a CM who saved all the fucks to give for your game - I’m here ☺️
📍Düsseldorf, Germany

(Yes, I do obsess over every game I work with - to the point of unhealthy)

#indiedevs
Looking for a Community Manager? 🔭
I’ll soon be available!✨

💖🔃
1 share = 1 treat for my cats

(see following posts for games & tech I’ve worked with!)

#indiedevs #gamedev #spielentwicklung
September 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Apparently a bed jacket is almost as mythical as the infamous poop knife 🔪
September 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Live. Love.
Lay eggs and die.
August 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Post the link to your social media right meow. Pin the post! 📌

Enjoy Katja’s tiny teeth as a reward.

#Gamescom #indiedevs
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
CAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
#inzoi #gamescom
August 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
My school is rolling out AI reading programs. It uses the children’s voices as they read to train the AI.

I asked if parents can opt out of this company using their children’s unpaid voices for their for-profit product. Nobody had an answer.

Push back. Don’t let children give more free data to AI.
August 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
Gamescom surprises you every year. Like with the LEGO gamer toilet
August 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Reposted by Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
"Taking a dump" is perhaps the most unfortunate yet accurate technical term in #Storage
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Friends at #Gamescom - if we’ve got a meeting but your train is delayed - it’s ok! 💖 Just text me so that I would know.

Trains are a nightmare at the moment, thanks to “repairs” and other 💩, and I know it gets on the nerve of many people. Especially if it’s someone’s first time here.
August 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Let’s hang out! 💖 Who’s around this year?

I might not be my usual self for obvious reasons, but… the quality of sick community suggestions for your game, spiced with cat & fart puns should still be decent. ✨

#indiedevs #gamescom
August 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work
by age 30 you should have:

* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
August 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sorry for the delayed responses. I’m currently 100% crushed with all the rejections and 0 job prospects, plus the politicians talking about canceling the support for Ukrainians.
Like, I WANT to work, but companies don’t want me.
August 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
North America nebula in H-Alpha through a night vision device, captured from the city ✨
July 31, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Lilac-colored headphones on dark green hair - very visible ✅
Loud music - audible (a bit)✅
Laptop in front of me, focused face (I’m writing code)✅
A dude on the train waves his arms like a fuckin monkey to get my attention.
July 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hear meow’t, #gamedev friends!

Which game engine should I focus on to have a chance of joining you for programming help? 😅

(Considering a big career change, currently messing with Swift/Xcode just for fun, but wondering what could be the best for an extremely noob junior to get a paw in the door)
July 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I like drinking my coffee cold
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM