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Ty Fieri (no relation)
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I will never understand how people over 30 can casually add new slang to their vocabulary and pretend it's normal.
January 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The psychology behind the rise of fascism is pretty pathetic sometimes.
December 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
As I get older, I'm increasingly wondering how some of my peers have so much money.
May 16, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Hey guys, I just remembered Tucker Carlson exists. Gave me a good laugh tbh.
March 21, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I've been listening to a lot of Irish folk and now Spotify is constantly suggesting "pirate" playlists to me.
February 8, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I just realized Bear Brown from the critically acclaimed Alaskan Bush People blocked me on Instagram for some unknown reason. Devastating.
December 19, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Gonna start canvassing for Chris Christie as a bit.
December 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Honestly, I would kill to have the confidence of the terrible stand-up comedians Instagram relentlessly shoves down my throat.
November 22, 2023 at 11:14 PM
It's been over eight years. How have we still not given John Piper an award for this work of art?
November 10, 2023 at 9:35 PM
November 9, 2023 at 1:15 AM
One thing Amazon is really good at is being beyond terrible at shipping to Alaska.

Which is honestly kinda nice because it removes all temptation to give them my money. ♥️🙏🙌
November 9, 2023 at 1:08 AM
November 9, 2023 at 1:06 AM
If a tree falls in the forest and lands on Schrodinger's Cat, does the cat make a sound?
November 1, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Duolingo teaching me the only phrase I'll ever need: No entiendo. No quiero entender.
October 27, 2023 at 6:20 PM
My tiny episcopal church's lay minster has been gone all summer, so this weekend will be our first time meeting in months. I have missed it so much ♥️
October 27, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Zoomers, I love you and know you will do great things, but you guys are seriously so bad at using the word "aesthetic."
October 27, 2023 at 4:18 PM
We all agree that Netflix's "top 10 movies/shows today" cannot possibly be accurate, right?
October 25, 2023 at 1:13 AM
I realized I can turn my head to the side and hold something up to my mouth and convince my 2 year old that I'm eating it. Needless to say, I've been eating anything and everything for the last hour and it is freaking her tf out.
October 24, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Honestly, I respect it
October 20, 2023 at 5:34 PM
I am currently at the beginning of one of my many "you know what, why not, I'm finally gonna learn music theory" phases.
October 13, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Dune is such a good reread.
October 13, 2023 at 3:20 PM
I just finally learned the difference between 3/4 and 6/8 time signatures, and I have never felt smarter (i.e. I'm kinda dumb).
October 11, 2023 at 11:22 PM