Humphrey Bogart's Hairpiece
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Follow me if you want, just know that I'm boring and dumb. Go Pokes!
📍Rochester, MN
Letterboxd account: https://boxd.it/5vIGD
📍Rochester, MN
Letterboxd account: https://boxd.it/5vIGD
One crazy thing from these Epstein emails is that I've learned that I have way better grammar and message etiquette than I thought.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
One crazy thing from these Epstein emails is that I've learned that I have way better grammar and message etiquette than I thought.
JFC, Delta, this bullshit is why people hate flying.
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
JFC, Delta, this bullshit is why people hate flying.
At a digital path AI talk today there's a guy who has given an LLM full access to his git, including letting it run branch commands. I am going to have a job forever.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
At a digital path AI talk today there's a guy who has given an LLM full access to his git, including letting it run branch commands. I am going to have a job forever.
A crazy thing I just learned about the Edmund Fitz - the ship is on the bottom at a depth of 530ft but was itself more than 700ft long, meaning that if it had stuck straight up from the mud on the bottom there'd be a 15 story building's worth of stuff above the waves. Those ships are so big!
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A crazy thing I just learned about the Edmund Fitz - the ship is on the bottom at a depth of 530ft but was itself more than 700ft long, meaning that if it had stuck straight up from the mud on the bottom there'd be a 15 story building's worth of stuff above the waves. Those ships are so big!
As a Minnesotan, I'm honestly a little surprised that Amy K isn't one of the senators giving in.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
As a Minnesotan, I'm honestly a little surprised that Amy K isn't one of the senators giving in.
I very strongly suggest marrying a lady (or dude if you're into that sort of thing) who somehow really likes open enrollment time. She reads all the plans and the emails and etc. and I just click what she tells me to. It's great! It's so much better than me having to pay attention to this nonsense!
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I very strongly suggest marrying a lady (or dude if you're into that sort of thing) who somehow really likes open enrollment time. She reads all the plans and the emails and etc. and I just click what she tells me to. It's great! It's so much better than me having to pay attention to this nonsense!
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: we need to RETVRN to when violent gangs controlled big sections of New York City and all henchmen carried Uzis. Those were the salad days.
(this movie is ass but the flop caused JC to go back to HK and make Police Story!)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
(this movie is ass but the flop caused JC to go back to HK and make Police Story!)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
The Protector (1985) ⭐ 5.7 | Action, Crime, Thriller
1h 35m | R
www.imdb.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: we need to RETVRN to when violent gangs controlled big sections of New York City and all henchmen carried Uzis. Those were the salad days.
(this movie is ass but the flop caused JC to go back to HK and make Police Story!)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
(this movie is ass but the flop caused JC to go back to HK and make Police Story!)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
In related news, Wyoming is poised to be the first state where a robot just punches right through a dude's head.
cowboystatedaily.com/2025/11/01/w...
cowboystatedaily.com/2025/11/01/w...
Wyoming Ready To Be First State To Have Human Vs. Robot Combat Sports
When — not if — humans start competing against robots in combat sports, Wyoming is ready. The Wyoming Combat Sports Commission has already outlined the…
cowboystatedaily.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In related news, Wyoming is poised to be the first state where a robot just punches right through a dude's head.
cowboystatedaily.com/2025/11/01/w...
cowboystatedaily.com/2025/11/01/w...
I'm in a meeting where a very upper-level IT manager guy is talking about AI agents being "digital employees" and I think I might just die.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm in a meeting where a very upper-level IT manager guy is talking about AI agents being "digital employees" and I think I might just die.
I have no idea how true any of this is because the guy doesn't bother to cite any sources, but if it's real it's definitely worth reading. Really great stuff.
(sorry for the substack link)
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
(sorry for the substack link)
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
Why Solarpunk is already happening in Africa
Or: How Africa is building the future by skipping the past
climatedrift.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have no idea how true any of this is because the guy doesn't bother to cite any sources, but if it's real it's definitely worth reading. Really great stuff.
(sorry for the substack link)
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
(sorry for the substack link)
climatedrift.substack.com/p/why-solarp...
I'm glad that the young happy guy beat the ancient angry sex pest, but I think I speak for probably 98% of the country when I say that I'm looking forward to not having to hear about this race anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm glad that the young happy guy beat the ancient angry sex pest, but I think I speak for probably 98% of the country when I say that I'm looking forward to not having to hear about this race anymore.
Oh hey, guess who you know who has a lot of pictures of the aftermath of maybe the most amazing day in geologic history?
xkcd.com/3162
xkcd.com/3162
Heart Mountain
xkcd.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh hey, guess who you know who has a lot of pictures of the aftermath of maybe the most amazing day in geologic history?
xkcd.com/3162
xkcd.com/3162
He led a good, long life, but it's still sad when a true American hero dies. RIP, Duane Roberts.
gizmodo.com/the-inventor...
gizmodo.com/the-inventor...
The Inventor of the Frozen Burrito Has Died
Pour out a little hot sauce out for the man who changed American cuisine.
gizmodo.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He led a good, long life, but it's still sad when a true American hero dies. RIP, Duane Roberts.
gizmodo.com/the-inventor...
gizmodo.com/the-inventor...
After all these years you'd think I'd cease to be shocked at what an asshole this guy is but nope, guess not.
Q: Americans have been watching videos of ICE tackling a young mother, tear gas being used in a Chicago residential neighborhood, and the smashing of car windows. Have some of these raids gone too far?"
Trump: "No. I think they haven't gone far enough”
Trump: "No. I think they haven't gone far enough”
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
After all these years you'd think I'd cease to be shocked at what an asshole this guy is but nope, guess not.
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
The Canadian broadcast keeps showing a dad who's trying to comfort his son, who is about 10 and who is just crying uncontrollably.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Canadian broadcast keeps showing a dad who's trying to comfort his son, who is about 10 and who is just crying uncontrollably.
Honestly, a big part of why I hope the Jays can come back here is that it's a lot more fun when the home team wins the series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Honestly, a big part of why I hope the Jays can come back here is that it's a lot more fun when the home team wins the series.
This would be such a great time for a suicide squeeze.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This would be such a great time for a suicide squeeze.
Oh hell my pirate stream just died!
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh hell my pirate stream just died!
The Jays just play really smart ball.
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Jays just play really smart ball.
I love when the bullpen guys run all the way in to join the fight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I love when the bullpen guys run all the way in to join the fight.
I'm watching a pirated Canadian stream of the game and it turns out Canadian commercials are way more good natured and happy than ours. They had a bank commercial that said that you probably already had enough money! There are no drug ads! It's so weird!
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'm watching a pirated Canadian stream of the game and it turns out Canadian commercials are way more good natured and happy than ours. They had a bank commercial that said that you probably already had enough money! There are no drug ads! It's so weird!