Maeko
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Maeko
@onlymaekos.com
@MaekoHavenbrook from twatter
He/Him
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If you're under the age of 18, please don't interact with me.
In a relationship but can be naughty with other guys
Why is Santa's sack so large?

Because he only comes once a year!
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Remember when we could walk away from the internet?
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I log on once every 3 months, post corny shit then disappear into the ether. Muwhahaha
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What do you call a french twink?

A faguette.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So is like, helmet kink a thing? Cause all these reels of dudes in helmets I've been watching are making me feel some kind of way.
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
No Man's Sky Corvette I designed
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's not the goddamned internets responsibility to watch your fucking kids.
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sonic 2 Chemical Plant Zone music didn't have to slap this hard.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCcJ...
Sonic 2 Music: Chemical Plant Zone [extended]
YouTube video by sonicKAI
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Final version of the 3D printed cake topper for my sister.
October 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
WIP of the 3D printed cake topper I'm working on for my sister's wedding
September 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Hands up if you have more than 200 tabs open on your phones browser.
September 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Anyway. Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream soda fucks so hard. I drink the zero sugar version.
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I've been staying off here cause I can't witness our country being destroyed in real time. Makes me wanna eat a bullet. I know I'm privileged in that way and I'm sorry. I would like to survive my own suicidal ideations though.
August 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Has anyone missed me lol
August 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@ The Bear Community

credit to @theoatmeal.bsky.social
March 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I just got a 32" curved 2k monitor to replace my shitty 720p tv.

This is my second curved display. I fell in love with them when I bought a Samsung one last year.

Unfortunately the colors were blown and I had to return it.
March 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlO...
I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again
YouTube video by Obscurest Vinyl - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I just bought an old PDA running windows mobile 2003. I wasn't going to get it but then the seller offered a slight discount and capital one refunded my security deposit. It's like the universe was telling me to get it.
February 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gender?
I don't even know her!
February 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I've been going bareback (no vpn) with my torrent client for god knows how long. Thankfully I haven't gotten any strikes from my ISP.
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I've been watching vine compilations for the last 2 hours. It helped silence the "I wanna die" voice.
February 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What is the goddamned point of blocking everything related to the bloated piece of orange shit if I still have to see him in screenshots???
January 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sleeping is just a really slow way to time travel.
January 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Guess what dumbass just erased their entire 4 terabyte external drive?

Me. I'm the dumbass.

Fuck my life.
January 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Popsockets either suck or weren't meant for my giant hands.
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM