Kevin
@onekdog.bsky.social
I’ve not bothered watching House of Guinness but I’ve heard it’s the new Peaky Blinders so I’ll just give it a few years and see what the dullards are dressing up as for their second marriage and get the gist from that.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ve not bothered watching House of Guinness but I’ve heard it’s the new Peaky Blinders so I’ll just give it a few years and see what the dullards are dressing up as for their second marriage and get the gist from that.
Shameful…….. not a poppy in sight
October 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shameful…….. not a poppy in sight
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When I was 17 I brought my (now husband) home to my GP mother. Her hobby was asking my friends if they were constipated and I begged her, BEGGED HER not to with him. So she asked if he had ever experienced rectal bleeding.
Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.
Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
When I was 17 I brought my (now husband) home to my GP mother. Her hobby was asking my friends if they were constipated and I begged her, BEGGED HER not to with him. So she asked if he had ever experienced rectal bleeding.
Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.
Don’t do that and you’ll be fine.
I often think it must be nice being a dentist - everyone brushes their teeth before visiting you.
Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.
Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.
March 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I often think it must be nice being a dentist - everyone brushes their teeth before visiting you.
Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.
Then I remember people don’t go poking around in each other’s mouths so much in other settings.
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My son’s attempt to make a Japanese dessert has failed - but he HAS made the best non-Newtonian liquid I have ever seen!
February 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My son’s attempt to make a Japanese dessert has failed - but he HAS made the best non-Newtonian liquid I have ever seen!
Foisin Duck?
This is fake duck. It’s lucky it wasn’t named by the people who called fake bacon ‘Facon’.
February 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Foisin Duck?
Every year….
I have six children expecting to decorate gingerbread houses tomo which means I am currently desperately trying to BUILD six gingerbread houses, using icing as cement.
On the plus side, the perfect gif for this exists…
On the plus side, the perfect gif for this exists…
a gingerbread house is being decorated by danrod43 who donated $ 3 to the sponsorship
ALT: a gingerbread house is being decorated by danrod43 who donated $ 3 to the sponsorship
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December 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Every year….
I’ve figured it out! I have 2 accounts - one on the Sonos and one just on my phone. The phone one is mostly gym and office listening - that’s why it’s weird. I’m not weird; my gym and office listening is weird!
My husband very distressed to discover that he’s in the top 2% of R.E.M. listeners #spotifywrapped
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I’ve figured it out! I have 2 accounts - one on the Sonos and one just on my phone. The phone one is mostly gym and office listening - that’s why it’s weird. I’m not weird; my gym and office listening is weird!
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Begging for this to be true
November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Begging for this to be true
Is there a word for when an app or website is still loading when you go to press a button but the button moves and do you end up pressing something else?
November 5, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Is there a word for when an app or website is still loading when you go to press a button but the button moves and do you end up pressing something else?
