Blessica Blimpson
@omgdebbie.bsky.social
Would you get off my front lawn?
Checking my bank account to see if I got a tax refund an hour after submitting my claim to Revenue
January 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Checking my bank account to see if I got a tax refund an hour after submitting my claim to Revenue
Bought cans of cocktails in M&S and wasn’t charged the return deposit fee but they have the return logo so we can still bring them back
December 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Bought cans of cocktails in M&S and wasn’t charged the return deposit fee but they have the return logo so we can still bring them back
Might start drinking Guinness now just to spite the Brits
December 23, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Might start drinking Guinness now just to spite the Brits
Few things make me say “Jesus, would you be arsed?” aloud more than seeing parents on social media sharing their kids Elf On The Shelf’s antics.
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Few things make me say “Jesus, would you be arsed?” aloud more than seeing parents on social media sharing their kids Elf On The Shelf’s antics.
If a Band Aid line up doesn’t have Dizzee Rascal and Ms Dynamite in it then I’m not interested tbh, you can keep it
November 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
If a Band Aid line up doesn’t have Dizzee Rascal and Ms Dynamite in it then I’m not interested tbh, you can keep it
I was such a big deal, TWO (2!) Irish media outlets wrote articles about how I almost missed the bus one day. I’ll never achieve that level of success again.
November 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I was such a big deal, TWO (2!) Irish media outlets wrote articles about how I almost missed the bus one day. I’ll never achieve that level of success again.
Can I just regurgitate all my popular tweets from a decade ago and get followers again, will that work?
November 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Can I just regurgitate all my popular tweets from a decade ago and get followers again, will that work?
Reposted by Blessica Blimpson
when i signed up to bluesky i listed one of my interests as books/reading and i wish i hadnt done that because now they keep showing me loads of nerds
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 AM
when i signed up to bluesky i listed one of my interests as books/reading and i wish i hadnt done that because now they keep showing me loads of nerds
Reposted by Blessica Blimpson
"Is this the chillout room?"
November 18, 2024 at 9:30 PM
"Is this the chillout room?"
Not exactly shade, but I’ve a memory of listening to All Saints’ first album when I was 10 and my mam saying “this sounds like someone druggies would listen to.” This is hilarious to me now as an adult, the idea of a load of people on yokes at an afters, listening to All Saints.
Using this as a start: what are your favorite examples of unconscious/unforced dad-or-mom shade about your musical tastes? Just something said immediately or off the cuff. Spill all your secrets!
I want to say, when I was a kid, shortly after we got cable, we were watching MTV (obviously back when they actually played music videos) and something by Aerosmith was playing.
My father, walking through the room said, "Is that Mick Jagger? No, wait, not ugly enough. Can't be him."
My father, walking through the room said, "Is that Mick Jagger? No, wait, not ugly enough. Can't be him."
November 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Not exactly shade, but I’ve a memory of listening to All Saints’ first album when I was 10 and my mam saying “this sounds like someone druggies would listen to.” This is hilarious to me now as an adult, the idea of a load of people on yokes at an afters, listening to All Saints.
The move to Bluesky from Twitter (I am in my bollox calling it X) is reminding me of when we were “forced” to move to Facebook from MySpace and Bebo. I’m confused and I miss the good old days when nobody posted about politics and social media was just selfies and song lyrics.
November 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The move to Bluesky from Twitter (I am in my bollox calling it X) is reminding me of when we were “forced” to move to Facebook from MySpace and Bebo. I’m confused and I miss the good old days when nobody posted about politics and social media was just selfies and song lyrics.