muppet corpse
@omgangiepants.bsky.social
Angie, she/her, 30s, WI (608).
pro-werewolf, anti-astrology.
pro-werewolf, anti-astrology.
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•@angiepants on xitter
•leftist scum, nascar watcher, beastie boys enthusiast, simpsons encyclopedia, bad pun connoisseur, pitbull evangelist, disability haver, multitude container
•respect & accommodate my lgbtq bipoc & disabled pals or i'm gonna identify as a problem
•yrb supremacy
•look at my dog
•leftist scum, nascar watcher, beastie boys enthusiast, simpsons encyclopedia, bad pun connoisseur, pitbull evangelist, disability haver, multitude container
•respect & accommodate my lgbtq bipoc & disabled pals or i'm gonna identify as a problem
•yrb supremacy
•look at my dog
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Matty D more like Matty DNF.
May 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Matty D more like Matty DNF.
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The Oscar-winning documentary NO OTHER LAND returns to the Music Box, this Sunday at 11:45am!
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May 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Oscar-winning documentary NO OTHER LAND returns to the Music Box, this Sunday at 11:45am!
One Show Only - Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
One Show Only - Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
I was thinking about coming down for the fall race but I'll be passing on that. Being a fan of this sport is exhausting.
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I was thinking about coming down for the fall race but I'll be passing on that. Being a fan of this sport is exhausting.
y'all I am TIRED
U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to give command to start engines for the Coke 600 next weekend in Charlotte.
May 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
y'all I am TIRED
Hey that's me 🤗 @nascar.com get the fuck back to Wisconsin and bring a Cup date with you thanks
‘It’s their choice’: Road America president discusses the possibility of NASCAR returning (via u/omgangiepants) reddit.com/comments/1kd0yze #NASCAR
May 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hey that's me 🤗 @nascar.com get the fuck back to Wisconsin and bring a Cup date with you thanks
Cindric Supremacy 💅
April 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cindric Supremacy 💅
I'm so tired of racist NASCAR fans I could vomit. Especially Blaney fans. He'd be punching the teeth out of their mouths if they said shit like that about Bubba in his presence but they still think it's cool to say it on his social media. Go be an Almirola fan and leave my boy and his bestie alone.
April 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm so tired of racist NASCAR fans I could vomit. Especially Blaney fans. He'd be punching the teeth out of their mouths if they said shit like that about Bubba in his presence but they still think it's cool to say it on his social media. Go be an Almirola fan and leave my boy and his bestie alone.
Never shutting up about this
February 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Never shutting up about this
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It’s a 2nd straight year with a Duel at Daytona win for 23XI Racing, this time with Bubba Wallace!
February 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s a 2nd straight year with a Duel at Daytona win for 23XI Racing, this time with Bubba Wallace!
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February 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Here are some fun NASCAR tweets for you
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Here are some fun NASCAR tweets for you
me walking into Menards: aha hee-hee ha-ha ooh Ryan Blaney
me actually in Menards: oh right this place's labor practices are so awful that they make Walmart look good and John Menard is a criminal blight on the state of Wisconsin
me walking out of Menards: hee-hee ha-ha hoo hee ha Austin Cindric
me actually in Menards: oh right this place's labor practices are so awful that they make Walmart look good and John Menard is a criminal blight on the state of Wisconsin
me walking out of Menards: hee-hee ha-ha hoo hee ha Austin Cindric
February 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
me walking into Menards: aha hee-hee ha-ha ooh Ryan Blaney
me actually in Menards: oh right this place's labor practices are so awful that they make Walmart look good and John Menard is a criminal blight on the state of Wisconsin
me walking out of Menards: hee-hee ha-ha hoo hee ha Austin Cindric
me actually in Menards: oh right this place's labor practices are so awful that they make Walmart look good and John Menard is a criminal blight on the state of Wisconsin
me walking out of Menards: hee-hee ha-ha hoo hee ha Austin Cindric
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“Fix your hearts or die” is so good because the character is not threatening anyone. He’s warning them that they’ve fucked up and there’s time to change before the universe notices.
February 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Fix your hearts or die” is so good because the character is not threatening anyone. He’s warning them that they’ve fucked up and there’s time to change before the universe notices.
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Today is National Girls and Women in Sports Day, and yes, that includes trans girls and women. Everyone should be able to participate in a sport that engages and motivates them.
February 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Today is National Girls and Women in Sports Day, and yes, that includes trans girls and women. Everyone should be able to participate in a sport that engages and motivates them.
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
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February 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ICE Agent Torturing Migrants Moved By Resiliency Of Human Spirit
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I didn't share it here when it happened, but Zoey died 3 weeks ago today. It was very sudden and unexpected. She was only 8 years old. I'll never be okay again.
February 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I didn't share it here when it happened, but Zoey died 3 weeks ago today. It was very sudden and unexpected. She was only 8 years old. I'll never be okay again.
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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Oh geez. Thanks for letting me know. I was a big fan of his murders but I was unaware of his desire to ban pocket pussies. Going to go unfollow now.
December 9, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Oh geez. Thanks for letting me know. I was a big fan of his murders but I was unaware of his desire to ban pocket pussies. Going to go unfollow now.
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The McSnitch is getting a $0.25 raise from the McDonald’s CEO
December 9, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The McSnitch is getting a $0.25 raise from the McDonald’s CEO
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“…bored and resentful strip mall gargoyles” is fucking POETRY take a bow Ed Zitron
It is funny that the entire NYPD was less useful than one of Central Pennsylvania's bored and resentful strip mall gargoyles
December 10, 2024 at 2:36 AM
“…bored and resentful strip mall gargoyles” is fucking POETRY take a bow Ed Zitron
time is a flat circle
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
time is a flat circle