Alex Rosenberg
@ohmantics.bsky.social
Compilers, Games, and Operating Systems
As the paramilitary cosplay losers illegally descend upon San Francisco, do I need to carry my passport, or are these traitors intelligent enough to accept my much smaller Global Entry card?
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
As the paramilitary cosplay losers illegally descend upon San Francisco, do I need to carry my passport, or are these traitors intelligent enough to accept my much smaller Global Entry card?
Reposted by Alex Rosenberg
im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this
October 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this
Reposted by Alex Rosenberg
EMERGENCY MEDICAID REIMBURSES HOSPITALS FOR CARE TO UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE BY LAW HOSPITALS CANNOT TURN AWAY ANYONE IN AN EMERGENCY.
RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.
RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
EMERGENCY MEDICAID REIMBURSES HOSPITALS FOR CARE TO UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE BY LAW HOSPITALS CANNOT TURN AWAY ANYONE IN AN EMERGENCY.
RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.
RONALD REGAN SIGNED THIS INTO LAW.
Yondr pouches: teaching children all about magnets because our schools are otherwise failing to.
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yondr pouches: teaching children all about magnets because our schools are otherwise failing to.
While in Tokyo for AsiaLLVM, I had lunch with old coworker @yosp-jp.bsky.social. Looking good!
June 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
While in Tokyo for AsiaLLVM, I had lunch with old coworker @yosp-jp.bsky.social. Looking good!
Mountain Dew has once again bottled Summer Freeze. Of all the limited releases they've ever done, this is my absolute favorite, tasting like a melted Bomb Pop.
It's LTO until July 4th, only 9 days hence. Not a single bottle or can exists in San Francisco yet.
It's LTO until July 4th, only 9 days hence. Not a single bottle or can exists in San Francisco yet.
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mountain Dew has once again bottled Summer Freeze. Of all the limited releases they've ever done, this is my absolute favorite, tasting like a melted Bomb Pop.
It's LTO until July 4th, only 9 days hence. Not a single bottle or can exists in San Francisco yet.
It's LTO until July 4th, only 9 days hence. Not a single bottle or can exists in San Francisco yet.
Watch for which of the orange moron’s friends are buying the dip in AAPL he’s causing with his obvious criminal market manipulation.
May 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Watch for which of the orange moron’s friends are buying the dip in AAPL he’s causing with his obvious criminal market manipulation.
US businesses should put a line item on all invoices calling out the additional “Trump Tariff” on all affected products.
This way the voters can be very clear in understanding that they’re getting what they voted for even if they didn’t understand it.
This way the voters can be very clear in understanding that they’re getting what they voted for even if they didn’t understand it.
March 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
US businesses should put a line item on all invoices calling out the additional “Trump Tariff” on all affected products.
This way the voters can be very clear in understanding that they’re getting what they voted for even if they didn’t understand it.
This way the voters can be very clear in understanding that they’re getting what they voted for even if they didn’t understand it.
Dear trans cat girls, please arm yourselves with pink AR-15s and take back our country from these ghouls. You are the hero we need.
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Dear trans cat girls, please arm yourselves with pink AR-15s and take back our country from these ghouls. You are the hero we need.
Sorry for the blast as I automatically imported many of my tweets here.
As the last tweet says, I generally expect to be participating on Mastodon as @alexr@mastodon.online more than here, but we'll see how things evolve over time.
As the last tweet says, I generally expect to be participating on Mastodon as @alexr@mastodon.online more than here, but we'll see how things evolve over time.
November 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Sorry for the blast as I automatically imported many of my tweets here.
As the last tweet says, I generally expect to be participating on Mastodon as @alexr@mastodon.online more than here, but we'll see how things evolve over time.
As the last tweet says, I generally expect to be participating on Mastodon as @alexr@mastodon.online more than here, but we'll see how things evolve over time.
Well, the client I was using (Twitterrific for Mac) has finally been broken, so I am going to stop participating here.
Elon can't gaslight his way out of his incompetence on display.
Please find me at @alexr@mastodon.online instead.
Elon can't gaslight his way out of his incompetence on display.
Please find me at @alexr@mastodon.online instead.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Well, the client I was using (Twitterrific for Mac) has finally been broken, so I am going to stop participating here.
Elon can't gaslight his way out of his incompetence on display.
Please find me at @alexr@mastodon.online instead.
Elon can't gaslight his way out of his incompetence on display.
Please find me at @alexr@mastodon.online instead.
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 2 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 2 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
It's unfortunate that attempting to gaslight the customer is the new popular approach to customer service across all industries.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It's unfortunate that attempting to gaslight the customer is the new popular approach to customer service across all industries.
When he said “free speech,” he meant for himself only.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
When he said “free speech,” he meant for himself only.
Glad to see the top complaint about HomeKit wasn’t addressed in iOS 16.2 at all. There is no excuse for a HomePod on WiFi to be the hub when there are wired AppleTV 4Ks with faster processors available. Just because it booted last doesn’t make it best.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Glad to see the top complaint about HomeKit wasn’t addressed in iOS 16.2 at all. There is no excuse for a HomePod on WiFi to be the hub when there are wired AppleTV 4Ks with faster processors available. Just because it booted last doesn’t make it best.
Given the focus on drag events from the Gravy Seals, I think perhaps the drag community should consider LARPing as the military while in drag as well. Steal their look until they abandon it.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Given the focus on drag events from the Gravy Seals, I think perhaps the drag community should consider LARPing as the military while in drag as well. Steal their look until they abandon it.
Hot take: Kanye is acting out in the kind of way that used to result in forced institutionalization, but now doesn’t, so we see it roaming our streets freely.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Hot take: Kanye is acting out in the kind of way that used to result in forced institutionalization, but now doesn’t, so we see it roaming our streets freely.
My wife is making a spreadsheet on paper because she still can’t drop the pencil and use software.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My wife is making a spreadsheet on paper because she still can’t drop the pencil and use software.
My Twitter feed used to roll over at 1K posts more than once a day. Now it lasts over 4 days.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My Twitter feed used to roll over at 1K posts more than once a day. Now it lasts over 4 days.
Women of the Earth. Stop having sex with @elonmusk.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Women of the Earth. Stop having sex with @elonmusk.
.@elonmusk is a bigger piece of shit than @realDonaldTrump. Convince me otherwise.
November 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
.@elonmusk is a bigger piece of shit than @realDonaldTrump. Convince me otherwise.
Looks like the Soviet bot farm is able to convince Elmo to ruin things even faster.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Looks like the Soviet bot farm is able to convince Elmo to ruin things even faster.
Tastes like citrus and Hawaiian Punch. Best avoided.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Tastes like citrus and Hawaiian Punch. Best avoided.
Hardcore developers? Sounds unsustainable. I’m more into Cinemax-level developers.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Hardcore developers? Sounds unsustainable. I’m more into Cinemax-level developers.