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Crippling anxiety but make it fashion. (he/him) Video @vox.com | NYC 📍
He decorates like a closeted 13 year old boy who just discovered the rosebud cheat code on The Sims.
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Not to be overdramatic but you kinda deserve to die if you don’t even know how to rinse out a day old dirty blender before using it…
April 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Obsessed with the the idea that the US Government is txting war plans to each other on the same app that gay guys are using to buy ❄️ and illegally stream leaked pop girl albums on.
March 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ever since I was a little boy I knew my face was destined to smell like lucky charms
March 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
March 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Pressing play on shadow of a man for the first time
March 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
This video is the equivalent of watching the 2nd tower collapse on 9/11 but for the roller coaster community.
March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I beg your pardon???
February 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s kinda crazy how you watch a movie like Mean Girls and you’re like “damn high school is cruel” and then you watch this dynamic and realize it actually never goes away it just becomes way more sinister 😭
February 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I hate that The White Lotus airs on Sunday nights because what do you mean I’m supposed to go to bed now and prepare for the week ahead after watching that, I am SO activated right now!!!
February 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
February 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
February 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
February 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s actually low key crazy how much people speculate on female celebrities getting work done when male celebrities walk around like this with no noise…
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Happy str8 pride btw
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I genuinely wonder what him and Taylor talk to each other about in private because this man seemingly has the IQ of a goldfish…
Travis Kelce has weighed in on President Donald Trump attending this year’s Super Bowl.

During a press conference on Wednesday (February 5) ahead of the big game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs tight end told reporters that he considered Trump’s appearance to be “a great honor.”
Travis Kelce says it's a 'great honor' that Trump is attending the Super Bowl
The Super Bowl takes place on Sunday, February 9
www.independent.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Welcome to the resistsnce gravity
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Everybody say a prayer for the Hell’s Kitchen/West Hollywood gays and their $3 mesh polyester crop tops from SHEIN and TEMU
USPS suspends acceptance of inbound parcels from China and Hong Kong Posts. about.usps.com/newsroom/ser...
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
February 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Amazing things happening on Twitter…
February 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Kristi Noem showing up in full glam with a blowout dressed in border patrol gear… this is DRAG hunny
January 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Pamela Anderson I’m so sorry you were passed over for this bull shit 😭
Karla Sofía Gascón on why she deleted her X/Twitter account to THR:

“I’m sorry, but I can no longer allow this campaign of hate and misinformation to affect me and my family, so at their request I am closing my account on X.”
January 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And when those tickets are going for $9 on stubhub the day before the show… I may just have to go I fear!
January 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
She looks like her mom died in the Amazon while she was researching spiders
Lady Gaga did another round of "Ask Me Anything" with ELLE UK.

WATCH: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUN8...
January 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Two autistic men stand before me…
Even Barron thinks he’s f*cking annoying.
January 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM