Grey ☁️ (they/them)
@ohheyitsgrey.bsky.social
I’m just a chill guy who panics for no reason a lot.
Whenever it is warranted that my mother gives me an ounce of sympathy she refuses to reply to me, stops talking to me, or changes the subject completely. And she wonders why I feel no sympathy for her.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Whenever it is warranted that my mother gives me an ounce of sympathy she refuses to reply to me, stops talking to me, or changes the subject completely. And she wonders why I feel no sympathy for her.
My mother watches funny gay men on TikTok but won’t accept me as a nonbinary lesbian.
My mother watches neurodivergent people on TikTok, but says I “claim to be disabled” despite being approved for federal disability benefits.
My mother says she’s on the left but is secretly very prejudice.
My mother watches neurodivergent people on TikTok, but says I “claim to be disabled” despite being approved for federal disability benefits.
My mother says she’s on the left but is secretly very prejudice.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My mother watches funny gay men on TikTok but won’t accept me as a nonbinary lesbian.
My mother watches neurodivergent people on TikTok, but says I “claim to be disabled” despite being approved for federal disability benefits.
My mother says she’s on the left but is secretly very prejudice.
My mother watches neurodivergent people on TikTok, but says I “claim to be disabled” despite being approved for federal disability benefits.
My mother says she’s on the left but is secretly very prejudice.
My sexuality is anyone but cis het men.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My sexuality is anyone but cis het men.
This is all Gen X’s fault
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is all Gen X’s fault
People who forgive themselves are so irritating. YOU hurt me ME but you can forgive yourself? Bitch I haven’t even forgave you yet wtf???
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
People who forgive themselves are so irritating. YOU hurt me ME but you can forgive yourself? Bitch I haven’t even forgave you yet wtf???
So, I just need to get really famous then I can do crimes, get caught and tried, and go to a luxury country club prison, right?
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So, I just need to get really famous then I can do crimes, get caught and tried, and go to a luxury country club prison, right?
The only way you’re getting me to think a baby is cute is if it wears glasses. Babies are ugly as hell until you put little glasses on them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The only way you’re getting me to think a baby is cute is if it wears glasses. Babies are ugly as hell until you put little glasses on them.
I have somewhat long hair that I rarely wear down, and I just dyed it for the first time in over a year, and I’m holding a piece in my hand looking at it and… I think I’m dissociating from my hair. Depersonalization I think. It just isn’t my hair to my brain right now and idk what to do about it.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have somewhat long hair that I rarely wear down, and I just dyed it for the first time in over a year, and I’m holding a piece in my hand looking at it and… I think I’m dissociating from my hair. Depersonalization I think. It just isn’t my hair to my brain right now and idk what to do about it.
I can’t wait to wake up sober tomorrow and realize what I’ve done.
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I can’t wait to wake up sober tomorrow and realize what I’ve done.
I became a legal adult A DECADE AGO. People are telling me I’m ALMOST THRITY. God being 28 feels weird. Happy birthday to me. (It was yesterday but clearly I didn’t post this yesterday so I’m saying it now duck off)
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I became a legal adult A DECADE AGO. People are telling me I’m ALMOST THRITY. God being 28 feels weird. Happy birthday to me. (It was yesterday but clearly I didn’t post this yesterday so I’m saying it now duck off)
I learned how to hack being high: 200mg of caffeine BEFORE you toke it up (I don’t know if it works after), then 150mg of caffeine AFTER you’ve been toasty for an hour. Once your heart beats a little weird you need 2 0.5mg pills of klonopin. You will still be high but you feel goooood
August 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I learned how to hack being high: 200mg of caffeine BEFORE you toke it up (I don’t know if it works after), then 150mg of caffeine AFTER you’ve been toasty for an hour. Once your heart beats a little weird you need 2 0.5mg pills of klonopin. You will still be high but you feel goooood
My country tis of thee
Stole all my liberty
Stole all my liberty
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My country tis of thee
Stole all my liberty
Stole all my liberty
Every language is incredibly stupid and incredibly profound at the same time
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Every language is incredibly stupid and incredibly profound at the same time
I bet there’s someone out there used an AI to create a prompt to give to another AI.
July 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I bet there’s someone out there used an AI to create a prompt to give to another AI.
Does anyone else set reminders on their phone and even when the reminder is obsolete they keep it on because it brings them comfort with the routine of always being reminded at the same time every day?
July 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Does anyone else set reminders on their phone and even when the reminder is obsolete they keep it on because it brings them comfort with the routine of always being reminded at the same time every day?
The right wants to eradicate autistics because they have a strong sense of justice and, I’m sure, most swing left. Clocked it.
July 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The right wants to eradicate autistics because they have a strong sense of justice and, I’m sure, most swing left. Clocked it.
My therapist loves to tell me to “let it go” but she never gives me instructions on HOW to let it go. What do I say to myself? What do I do with my body? What activity should I be doing? I’m so confused every time she tells me that. It’s too ambiguous. I need her to break it down for me.
July 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My therapist loves to tell me to “let it go” but she never gives me instructions on HOW to let it go. What do I say to myself? What do I do with my body? What activity should I be doing? I’m so confused every time she tells me that. It’s too ambiguous. I need her to break it down for me.
I’m so sick of seeing someone record a friend/family member having a “moment” and everyone immediately goes to diagnose that person with bipolar and a manic episode. You can’t diagnose that off of a one minute clip, nor is it ethical to. Misinformation hurts people. See a doctor if you’re concerned.
July 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m so sick of seeing someone record a friend/family member having a “moment” and everyone immediately goes to diagnose that person with bipolar and a manic episode. You can’t diagnose that off of a one minute clip, nor is it ethical to. Misinformation hurts people. See a doctor if you’re concerned.
The fact that women are attracted to men is proof sexuality is not a choice. Why would anyone want to be with a straight man?
July 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The fact that women are attracted to men is proof sexuality is not a choice. Why would anyone want to be with a straight man?
When your mother bars you from speaking to your uncle because last time you did you disagreed with him.
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When your mother bars you from speaking to your uncle because last time you did you disagreed with him.
My mother practically monitors my phone calls when she’s home. She’ll hear me on the phone IN MY ROOM and have the audacity to ask if I’m “okay” because she thought I was on the phone. IN MY ROOM. MY PRIVATE ROOM. I’m so annoyed that I feel I have to plan my calls for when she’s not around.
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My mother practically monitors my phone calls when she’s home. She’ll hear me on the phone IN MY ROOM and have the audacity to ask if I’m “okay” because she thought I was on the phone. IN MY ROOM. MY PRIVATE ROOM. I’m so annoyed that I feel I have to plan my calls for when she’s not around.
One time, after I took a month long break from weed, I forgot my tolerance was 0 and I didn’t need 30+ hits to feel something, so I ended up so I would get stuck places because I kept getting stuck in my imagination. And every time I’d get zapped back to reality I’d panic that I spent too much time
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One time, after I took a month long break from weed, I forgot my tolerance was 0 and I didn’t need 30+ hits to feel something, so I ended up so I would get stuck places because I kept getting stuck in my imagination. And every time I’d get zapped back to reality I’d panic that I spent too much time
Not that she’d admit to saying anything mean to me anyway. She’d say she doesn’t recall that or I must have heard her wrong because she’d never say that to me. She loves me. But she rarely shows it. She’s to wrapped up in her own world and tragic story that she can’t and won’t see mine.
April 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not that she’d admit to saying anything mean to me anyway. She’d say she doesn’t recall that or I must have heard her wrong because she’d never say that to me. She loves me. But she rarely shows it. She’s to wrapped up in her own world and tragic story that she can’t and won’t see mine.
I’ve tried family therapy but everything I said in those sessions was used against me at home. As an adult I outright refuse the idea of family therapy. I don’t need more ammo for my mom to use against me at home. I’m already a terrible waste of a child to her. I don’t need her to know my feelings.
April 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve tried family therapy but everything I said in those sessions was used against me at home. As an adult I outright refuse the idea of family therapy. I don’t need more ammo for my mom to use against me at home. I’m already a terrible waste of a child to her. I don’t need her to know my feelings.
There are so many things I wish I could tell her. How much she’s hurt me over the course of my lifetime thus far. I’d tell her every little thing I remember if she’d listen. But she wouldn’t. I’d just be mean or a bitch. Because that’s what I always am to her. She can’t just listen.
April 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
There are so many things I wish I could tell her. How much she’s hurt me over the course of my lifetime thus far. I’d tell her every little thing I remember if she’d listen. But she wouldn’t. I’d just be mean or a bitch. Because that’s what I always am to her. She can’t just listen.