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Aubrey
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Confused poet-farmer haunted by cats. Trying my best. Ready for the Solly March renaissance. #BHAFC
Now that my head's clear, I can actually think about the match. Ferdi fantastic, thrilled for Max and Stef (!), JPVH massive, and yet again our captain is world-class. Love watching Yankuba run and Georgi just keeps trying (the goals will come again, they will). Now let's go smash Villa. UTFA #BHAFC
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I just wanted to not lose by seven. That's all I wanted, but goodness me would you look at that. Well done boys. Well done. #BHAFC
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Our boys don't half put us through the ringer sometimes. I'm sad for Oli, melancholy about Carlos, and thrilled for Jack. The poetry of him scoring and running to Crofty was almost too much. He's one of our own. And what a time for Bart to save a penalty. Oh, and Danny? Get him on the plane. #BHAFC
WHAT A WIN FOR THE ALBION! 🔥
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Well thank fuck that's over. Ferdi great, Dunky great, Bart great, Mats great, Diego great, Babis looked up for it, Joël is always up for this one, and that ref was a fucking shitshow. Oh well. Take the point and get the fuck out of there. (Hate this fixture so much, look how sweary I am.) #BHAFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I know it was Leeds, it's their job to lose at the Amex (and they were awful, jesus christ), but that was much more like it. Diego G was clearly up for it even before the goals, couldn't be happier for him. And a word for the captain, who seems to be getting some stick lately. Not from me. #BHAFC
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Didn't enjoy that on the whole, but I'll take Danny scoring against that lot any day of the week. Happy for Babis and Tom looked great. Fuck it, we move. #BHAFC
October 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well.
Been saying/hoping all week that Danny would score today. A king among men. He loves a goal against these pricks. #BHAFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Been saying/hoping all week that Danny would score today. A king among men. He loves a goal against these pricks. #BHAFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I will say, after the card on Joël, Hooper getting in Yasin's way, and us not getting the penalty for Yankuba getting kicked in the head, I was expecting the worst. But instead, enter Maxim de Cuyper and Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Welbeck. So happy to see Dat Guy swimming in goals again. #BHAFC
September 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, needed that one. In a lot of ways, for a lot of reasons. Well done boys. Well fucking done. #BHAFC
WHAT A WIN FOR THE ALBION! 💛💙
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yeah, rather enjoyed that. #BHAFC
Lot to be excited about/intrigued by here. Looking forward to seeing how they get on. #BHAFC
TEAM NEWS! 🚨 Our #BARBHA starting XI… 👀👊
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Diego Gomez, then. My word. #BHAFC
September 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Lot to be excited about/intrigued by here. Looking forward to seeing how they get on. #BHAFC
TEAM NEWS! 🚨 Our #BARBHA starting XI… 👀👊
September 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In news directly from 2009, it would seem that the subject of the 'sorry to be the bringer of the spiders' story from Adam and Joe is actually Elis James? What a world.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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WHAT A WIN FOR THE ALBION! 🙌
August 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We're so lucky to have him. I just have zero time for James Milner slander. What a penalty, what a man. #BHAFC
No mistake from Milner. 🥶🎯
August 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah, didn't mind that. Good vibes. #BHAFC
What a performance in the Carabao Cup! 🔥
August 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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It’s #BHAFC v #Wolfsburg today. The 24-page programme is a banger, with a fantastic Jamie Eke creation on the cover. Each cover this season will be a different image of
@officialbhafc.bsky.social programmes from over the years, in the run up to the 125th anniversary of the club’s formation
August 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Well. I've seen better endings to tournaments recently. That's what I'll say about that. Pick yourself up and go again, Jore.
Seeing as we're all talking about penalties at the minute, our Jorelyn Carabalí took an excellent one in Colombia's semi-final shootout victory v Argentina at Copa América Femenina last night. She's played every minute of the tournament, scoring one goal in open play as well as the penalty. #BHAFC
August 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yeah, Harry Howell's going to be a thing. A shot and a foul within 0.7 seconds of coming on. I hope he stays this much of a joy to watch, he's delightful. #BHAFC
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Seeing as we're all talking about penalties at the minute, our Jorelyn Carabalí took an excellent one in Colombia's semi-final shootout victory v Argentina at Copa América Femenina last night. She's played every minute of the tournament, scoring one goal in open play as well as the penalty. #BHAFC
July 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The gasp from me when Lucy Bronze said she'd played the entire tournament with a fractured tibia. Jesus Christ. JESUS CHRIST. She put away *that* penalty with a fractured fucking tibia. There will never, ever be another Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze. What a time to be alive.
July 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM