paige
@officialkesha.bsky.social
I love tiny things, real housewives, and La La Land by Demi Lovato | she/her
Real Housewives is Jackass for Women and I will elaborate on that at some point but not right now
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Real Housewives is Jackass for Women and I will elaborate on that at some point but not right now
Today I heard a kid say “would you rather get tickled by a leaf or die?”
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Today I heard a kid say “would you rather get tickled by a leaf or die?”
I hate the ritz in Raleigh unless I have vip and can sit down in which case I love the ritz in Raleigh
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I hate the ritz in Raleigh unless I have vip and can sit down in which case I love the ritz in Raleigh
I went to one hardcore show and suddenly I’m a full on misandrist again
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I went to one hardcore show and suddenly I’m a full on misandrist again
I love when a dude puts his IG handle on his truck. Cause every time I see a big truck I think, it would be awesome if I could see some really bad photography and weird selfies of whoever is driving that!
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I love when a dude puts his IG handle on his truck. Cause every time I see a big truck I think, it would be awesome if I could see some really bad photography and weird selfies of whoever is driving that!
I need a real housewives of Philly where dey awl hev delco accents
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I need a real housewives of Philly where dey awl hev delco accents
No idea who Leighton Meester is or what they do but I say that name in my head at least once a week
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
No idea who Leighton Meester is or what they do but I say that name in my head at least once a week
And Jesus said, “when I was cold, you clothed me. When I was hungry, you fed me. When I was horny, you jacked my shit off.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And Jesus said, “when I was cold, you clothed me. When I was hungry, you fed me. When I was horny, you jacked my shit off.”
Chewing gum low key fell off
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Chewing gum low key fell off
Romeo and Juliet would have loved Snapchat
October 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Romeo and Juliet would have loved Snapchat
Reposted by paige
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i think all protesting has its purpose but maybe next time the signs can be a bit more “abolish ice” or “free palestine”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
instead of “trump is a big ugly gay guy who has a small fucking penis and loves drinking big buckets of cum! he might be hitler but even worse he is gay.”
Oh you sang the mezzo soprano part? That’s funny because I’m pretty sure Tony’s daughter was named Meadow not Mezzo
October 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh you sang the mezzo soprano part? That’s funny because I’m pretty sure Tony’s daughter was named Meadow not Mezzo
Hey jimmy John’s…if I wanted a “loaded Italian “ I would go see my uncle on New Year’s Eve
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey jimmy John’s…if I wanted a “loaded Italian “ I would go see my uncle on New Year’s Eve
Sports culture is crazy bc what do you means thousands of men put on a shirt that has another man’s name on it and pretend to be him for a day(?) once a week for several months at a time
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sports culture is crazy bc what do you means thousands of men put on a shirt that has another man’s name on it and pretend to be him for a day(?) once a week for several months at a time
I’m like if Katy Perry was a girl
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m like if Katy Perry was a girl
Just saw a guy type “128-14” in his calculator app….🫣
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just saw a guy type “128-14” in his calculator app….🫣
I did a split with mom jeans eight years ago
September 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I did a split with mom jeans eight years ago
It’s fucked up when I’m at a show and I see people in mom jeans merch and they don’t even know I did a split with that band eight years ago
September 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s fucked up when I’m at a show and I see people in mom jeans merch and they don’t even know I did a split with that band eight years ago
I want a cut of the office that’s just Erin and Robert California
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I want a cut of the office that’s just Erin and Robert California
Why isn’t there a store that sells vapes and pumpkin purée
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Why isn’t there a store that sells vapes and pumpkin purée
How long until a horror movie trailer uses the jingle your dryer plays but slowed down in a minor key
September 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
How long until a horror movie trailer uses the jingle your dryer plays but slowed down in a minor key
I love Florida Ceiling windows
September 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I love Florida Ceiling windows
The sexiest thing a man can be is outspoken about trans rights
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The sexiest thing a man can be is outspoken about trans rights
There’s nothing stronger than an army of twinks being raised by a bull dyke
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There’s nothing stronger than an army of twinks being raised by a bull dyke
I got a dual income from doing Duolingo with Dua Lipa
August 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I got a dual income from doing Duolingo with Dua Lipa