Piper Wallingford, PhD
@octopiedpiper.bsky.social
Likes: tacos, cats, taco cats
Dislikes: climate change, bullies, socks
Dislikes: climate change, bullies, socks
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
The best thing about being an adult is no one call tell you that you can't have a grilled cheese for lunch. The worst thing is that you have to make it yourself.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The best thing about being an adult is no one call tell you that you can't have a grilled cheese for lunch. The worst thing is that you have to make it yourself.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
Pete Hegseth’s meeting could have been a signal chat
September 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Pete Hegseth’s meeting could have been a signal chat
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
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for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
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“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
August 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
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I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
July 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.
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Never gets old but I wish it would.
July 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Never gets old but I wish it would.
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I can't be silent any longer. The shark influencers are lying to you.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
July 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I can't be silent any longer. The shark influencers are lying to you.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
The shark in this poster. The shark of all sharks. *The Shark*.
It's a shortfin mako.
Great Whites don't look like that.
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andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will
June 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
andrew cuomo won't see your insults but corrupt, serial sexual harassers who are trying to run cities they don't actually live in will
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Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
June 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?
It took 151 days for our neighbor’s trump flag to come down. But it did come down
June 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It took 151 days for our neighbor’s trump flag to come down. But it did come down
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Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
June 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanks to NPR for explaining that due to the ancient, mysterious culture of Persia, Iranians "don't like to be attacked" npr.org/2025/06/16/n...
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it's not orwellian. it's american.
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it's not orwellian. it's american.
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NY times: Spirited Kristi Noem Briefing Interrupted by Annoying Sound of Democrat Senator Padilla's Skull Hitting Floor
June 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
NY times: Spirited Kristi Noem Briefing Interrupted by Annoying Sound of Democrat Senator Padilla's Skull Hitting Floor
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This video shows what happened to Sen. Padilla after they forcibly removed him from Kristi Noem's press conference.
He's given orders from the officers that would cause him to smash his face, then pushed to the ground and handcuffed.
Via: x.com/elex_michael...
He's given orders from the officers that would cause him to smash his face, then pushed to the ground and handcuffed.
Via: x.com/elex_michael...
June 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This video shows what happened to Sen. Padilla after they forcibly removed him from Kristi Noem's press conference.
He's given orders from the officers that would cause him to smash his face, then pushed to the ground and handcuffed.
Via: x.com/elex_michael...
He's given orders from the officers that would cause him to smash his face, then pushed to the ground and handcuffed.
Via: x.com/elex_michael...
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This is the spirit of Los Angeles.
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
June 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is the spirit of Los Angeles.
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
This is California.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#FreeDavidEndRaids
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Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
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🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
June 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🚨 Support Los Angeles immigrant communities 🚨
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
Please consider donating to one or all of the following orgs:
Immigrant Defenders Law Center: give.immdef.org/donate
LA Jail Support / Bail Fund:
account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Unión del Barrio:
uniondelbarrio.org/main/support...
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