Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪
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Demotivational speaker. Retired Combat Medic. Empathetic hedonist. I don’t fear death, I’ll never know it happened. Boston born, raised, and escaped. Lifelong Pats fan. Never forget you’re unique just like everyone else.
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Snowboarders are a lil insane (the good kind) 😂😂😂
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Snowboarders are a lil insane (the good kind) 😂😂😂
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February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Stashy O’Douchebag being his normal self.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Stashy O’Douchebag being his normal self.
They should make a “Housewives Of Lynn, MA”
February 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
They should make a “Housewives Of Lynn, MA”
Ceo’s, Royalty, and Lawyers in the Trump-Epstein files getting shit canned, how about some politicians & cabinet members next.
February 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Ceo’s, Royalty, and Lawyers in the Trump-Epstein files getting shit canned, how about some politicians & cabinet members next.
JD Vance has volunteered to search for any clues hidden in the Guthrie couch.
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
JD Vance has volunteered to search for any clues hidden in the Guthrie couch.
$50 says those are empty boxes.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
$50 says those are empty boxes.
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The DOW drops below 50,000. Pam Bondi can begin the Epstein Investigations again!
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The Maverick of Wall Street on X: "BREAKING: The DOW drops below 50K allowing the DOJ to investigate pedos again https://t.co/pQ10CLE3XP" / X
BREAKING: The DOW drops below 50K allowing the DOJ to investigate pedos again https://t.co/pQ10CLE3XP
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February 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The DOW drops below 50,000. Pam Bondi can begin the Epstein Investigations again!
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Don’t give these DHS dipshits another dollar.
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Don’t give these DHS dipshits another dollar.
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Odd how when a celebrity dies they suddenly become the best person to have ever to walked this earth.
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James Van Der Beek's Anti-Biden TikTok Rant Makes More Sense If You Know His Wife
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February 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Odd how when a celebrity dies they suddenly become the best person to have ever to walked this earth.
www.jezebel.com/james-van-de...
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The top lawyer at Goldman Sachs, Kathy Ruemmler, said Thursday that she would leave the prestigious Wall Street firm amid controversy over her email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein, which was disclosed by the Justice Department in recent weeks. on.nbcboston.com/Cl0A6uQ
Top Goldman Sachs lawyer to leave firm amid Epstein files fallout
Kathy Ruemmler, who exchanged friendly emails with Epstein, worked as a leading advisor to Goldman's CEO and served in the Obama White House.
on.nbcboston.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The top lawyer at Goldman Sachs, Kathy Ruemmler, said Thursday that she would leave the prestigious Wall Street firm amid controversy over her email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein, which was disclosed by the Justice Department in recent weeks. on.nbcboston.com/Cl0A6uQ
Secretary Of Defense brags about not washing his hands after taking a shit.
Secretary Of Health brags about snorting coke off of toilet seats.
This dystopia is way fucked up.
Secretary Of Health brags about snorting coke off of toilet seats.
This dystopia is way fucked up.
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Secretary Of Defense brags about not washing his hands after taking a shit.
Secretary Of Health brags about snorting coke off of toilet seats.
This dystopia is way fucked up.
Secretary Of Health brags about snorting coke off of toilet seats.
This dystopia is way fucked up.
Without R FK’d we woulda never known coke & toilet seats were the cornerstone to building a healthy immune system.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Without R FK’d we woulda never known coke & toilet seats were the cornerstone to building a healthy immune system.
TIL double decker luge is a thing.
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
TIL double decker luge is a thing.
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These damn things are bloody dangerous & menacing. Just look at who is programming this Nazi trash. I refuse to use any of this I don’t trust the AI programmers. Yes yes I am old but not old enough for blue hair.😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
These damn things are bloody dangerous & menacing. Just look at who is programming this Nazi trash. I refuse to use any of this I don’t trust the AI programmers. Yes yes I am old but not old enough for blue hair.😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bondi hearing yesterday.
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Bondi hearing yesterday.
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