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Retired Combat Medic. Empathetic hedonist. I don’t fear death, I’ll never know it happened. Boston born, raised, and escaped. Lifelong Patriots fan. Never forget you’re unique just like everyone else. Fuck off.
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Pinned
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Ooops
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bluesky isn’t Elbows up it’s Pinkies up.
a man holding a cup of coffee in front of a sign that says rapid
ALT: a man holding a cup of coffee in front of a sign that says rapid
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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@governor.ca.gov Quislings & Collaborators will never be President.
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
It was the dumbest of times, it was the stupidest of times.

www.nbclosangeles.com/olympics/202...
Olympic ski jumpers might be using penis injections to fly further, report alleges
There's a crotch-troversy at the Olympics.
www.nbclosangeles.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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OMG our fiber interwebs have gone crazy & we tried to troubleshoot yesterday before the game but CenturyLink is stupid & closed on weekends & we needed a technician.🥴 I called today & I was troubleshooting & the woman asked if the lights were blinking on my modem what lights?
1/
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
FBI concludes Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Congressional Dem’s to do list for Friday:

Shut down DHS
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Happy Monday from Fascist Occupied Minneapolis.
#IceGetTheFuckOutOfMPLS
#FuckIce
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#FuckGOP
🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 youtu.be/WnPX-uI7ivM?...
Prince - Manic Monday (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Prince
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Bad Bunny - 1

Trump - 0
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Congrats Seahawks. Amazing defense. See you next year 😉
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Ricky Mf’n Martin? Hell Yeah, Awesome. Maga tears are causing the oceans to rise right now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The Gronk Spike is now The Bunny Spike.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Bad Buny & Lady Gaga causing maga spontaneous TIA’s
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I wanna see the “The only training for snowboarding is drugs” show us their awesome snowboarding skills.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My Unrequested Superbowl Statement:

1 minute on google will show that both owners are dirtbags. Call them both out not just the other team‘s. Selective outrage is weak sauce.
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Maga musings.
February 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM