Obadiah
@obadiahkenobi.bsky.social
Temporal encapsulated experience
Just found out about Automix on Apple Music.
Immediately turned it off because why does it need to sound like a DJ set.
Immediately turned it off because why does it need to sound like a DJ set.
September 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just found out about Automix on Apple Music.
Immediately turned it off because why does it need to sound like a DJ set.
Immediately turned it off because why does it need to sound like a DJ set.
So this is where we are now
August 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
So this is where we are now
Tremble, if you must, I will give no quarter.
July 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tremble, if you must, I will give no quarter.
Me at the neighbor with the saw tools from 6:30pm to 9pm:
That sounds bad and you should stop.
That sounds bad and you should stop.
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me at the neighbor with the saw tools from 6:30pm to 9pm:
That sounds bad and you should stop.
That sounds bad and you should stop.
Before I forget I need to put into the universe that I dreamt Tom Cruise was talking to Nicole Kidman about things behind the scenes during their marriage and part of his explanation included the phrase “That was due in large part to my overbearing sectarian husband”
May 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Before I forget I need to put into the universe that I dreamt Tom Cruise was talking to Nicole Kidman about things behind the scenes during their marriage and part of his explanation included the phrase “That was due in large part to my overbearing sectarian husband”
I hope the Popeyes employee with the extra fingers counting my five piece gets absolutely fucking serviced by a greedy giver
April 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I hope the Popeyes employee with the extra fingers counting my five piece gets absolutely fucking serviced by a greedy giver
Maybe the April Fools were the friends we realized we were more clever than and surpassed along the way
April 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Maybe the April Fools were the friends we realized we were more clever than and surpassed along the way
So
Bought the one on the left by accident and it smells like Ilani Casino. Bought the one on the right deliberately (on a recommendation) and it smells like Little Trees Leather.
Bought the one on the left by accident and it smells like Ilani Casino. Bought the one on the right deliberately (on a recommendation) and it smells like Little Trees Leather.
March 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So
Bought the one on the left by accident and it smells like Ilani Casino. Bought the one on the right deliberately (on a recommendation) and it smells like Little Trees Leather.
Bought the one on the left by accident and it smells like Ilani Casino. Bought the one on the right deliberately (on a recommendation) and it smells like Little Trees Leather.
So if you have a typo and I spam requests for clarification before you have a chance, that’s on me.
March 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
So if you have a typo and I spam requests for clarification before you have a chance, that’s on me.
So I bought new shoes from Camper. Have had an absurdly comfortable pair of Peus since 2019 and they are still wearable, barely worn off sole.
Bought the Beetle model and please tell me why the tag says
“Made from 100% pet waste”
Bought the Beetle model and please tell me why the tag says
“Made from 100% pet waste”
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So I bought new shoes from Camper. Have had an absurdly comfortable pair of Peus since 2019 and they are still wearable, barely worn off sole.
Bought the Beetle model and please tell me why the tag says
“Made from 100% pet waste”
Bought the Beetle model and please tell me why the tag says
“Made from 100% pet waste”
Look: If I call your cell number, I understand that you can be anywhere and might not be able to talk.
Please think about calling someone’s place of employment when you are hanging out the passenger’s side of your best friend’s ride. Especially if it’s on the freeway and it’s raining.
Please think about calling someone’s place of employment when you are hanging out the passenger’s side of your best friend’s ride. Especially if it’s on the freeway and it’s raining.
February 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Look: If I call your cell number, I understand that you can be anywhere and might not be able to talk.
Please think about calling someone’s place of employment when you are hanging out the passenger’s side of your best friend’s ride. Especially if it’s on the freeway and it’s raining.
Please think about calling someone’s place of employment when you are hanging out the passenger’s side of your best friend’s ride. Especially if it’s on the freeway and it’s raining.
Me, 8yo: I hope we have flying cars in 2025
Me, in 2025: [long press a photo to see a butthole in 4K]
Me, in 2025: [long press a photo to see a butthole in 4K]
January 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me, 8yo: I hope we have flying cars in 2025
Me, in 2025: [long press a photo to see a butthole in 4K]
Me, in 2025: [long press a photo to see a butthole in 4K]
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE MORE 🤩
January 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE MORE 🤩
My greatest regret in sleeping with a weighted blanket is that now I sleep stronger than any comforter can hope to hold it’s own against.
One day, and that day may be sooner than you think, I will repurpose my bed restraints to hold my dozing form from reflexively attempting to rip through a duvet.
One day, and that day may be sooner than you think, I will repurpose my bed restraints to hold my dozing form from reflexively attempting to rip through a duvet.
October 25, 2023 at 7:35 AM
My greatest regret in sleeping with a weighted blanket is that now I sleep stronger than any comforter can hope to hold it’s own against.
One day, and that day may be sooner than you think, I will repurpose my bed restraints to hold my dozing form from reflexively attempting to rip through a duvet.
One day, and that day may be sooner than you think, I will repurpose my bed restraints to hold my dozing form from reflexively attempting to rip through a duvet.
Scrolled past four posts and this thing is already tracking that I’m an effslur.
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September 26, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Scrolled past four posts and this thing is already tracking that I’m an effslur.
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