Devin Nunes’ Fainting Goat
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No one was above the law. Tolerance paradox enjoyer. #Scrotisserie Inventor. Grocery ID marshal. ATX old timer . #NDN #MMIW #AnimalCaucus #NAFO
Pinned
Well, crap.
My mom has been gone for almost 5 years and I really needed a hug from her today.
“What is grief if not love persevering?”
“What is grief if not love persevering?”
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My mom has been gone for almost 5 years and I really needed a hug from her today.
“What is grief if not love persevering?”
“What is grief if not love persevering?”
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Too few people are talking about the fact that for eight years (2011-2019), while Jeffrey Epstein was raping young girls and trafficking them to hundreds of other rapists from his home base in Palm Beach, Florida, the Florida district attorney was Pam Bondi. Connect the dots.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Too few people are talking about the fact that for eight years (2011-2019), while Jeffrey Epstein was raping young girls and trafficking them to hundreds of other rapists from his home base in Palm Beach, Florida, the Florida district attorney was Pam Bondi. Connect the dots.
“Underaged women” is the biggest oxymoron in the history of the world.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Underaged women” is the biggest oxymoron in the history of the world.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
He didn’t “have sex” with “underaged women”, he raped children.
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The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Speaker of the House shut the chamber down for two months to block the release of the Epstein Files and the president is huddled in the Situation Room of the White House to formulate a plan to keep them from being released, and I don't know why you crazy libs think there's some kind of cover up.
Don’t wish me a Happy Veterans Day and then make military and vets starve for lack of SNAP. In fact, don’t fucking claim to support the troops when they QUALIFY FOR SNAP
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Don’t wish me a Happy Veterans Day and then make military and vets starve for lack of SNAP. In fact, don’t fucking claim to support the troops when they QUALIFY FOR SNAP
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IF YOU LIVE IN SEATTLE, for the love of god, please check to make sure your ballot was counted and doesn’t need its signature cured
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
IF YOU LIVE IN SEATTLE, for the love of god, please check to make sure your ballot was counted and doesn’t need its signature cured
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Dissolve this government and try again. This is fucking obscene.
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dissolve this government and try again. This is fucking obscene.
Given this calculus, the GOP gerrymandering in Texas could net seats for the Dems.
If every county in Virginia moved blue by 5-10 points or more, it could blow up the margin in the new districts.
If every county in Virginia moved blue by 5-10 points or more, it could blow up the margin in the new districts.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Given this calculus, the GOP gerrymandering in Texas could net seats for the Dems.
If every county in Virginia moved blue by 5-10 points or more, it could blow up the margin in the new districts.
If every county in Virginia moved blue by 5-10 points or more, it could blow up the margin in the new districts.
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BREAKING (DECISION DESK HQ): Democrat Zohran Mamdani Wins New York City Mayoral Election
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BREAKING (DECISION DESK HQ): Democrat Zohran Mamdani Wins New York City Mayoral Election
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In the last two days, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have BOTH endorsed Andrew Cuomo. They are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning NYC!
They're going to look like shit tomorrow, and do you know why? Because New York City has had enough of Donald Trump Elon Musk and Andrew fucking Cuomo!!
Mamdani 4 NYC
They're going to look like shit tomorrow, and do you know why? Because New York City has had enough of Donald Trump Elon Musk and Andrew fucking Cuomo!!
Mamdani 4 NYC
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In the last two days, Elon Musk and Donald Trump have BOTH endorsed Andrew Cuomo. They are so scared of Zohran Mamdani winning NYC!
They're going to look like shit tomorrow, and do you know why? Because New York City has had enough of Donald Trump Elon Musk and Andrew fucking Cuomo!!
Mamdani 4 NYC
They're going to look like shit tomorrow, and do you know why? Because New York City has had enough of Donald Trump Elon Musk and Andrew fucking Cuomo!!
Mamdani 4 NYC
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If you give a moose a muffin…. Imagine how this guy talks about the poor with other entitleds.
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you give a moose a muffin…. Imagine how this guy talks about the poor with other entitleds.
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Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Family includes everyone! ❤️
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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I don't think too many New Yorkers would want him to stay.
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't think too many New Yorkers would want him to stay.
Behold. The Queefer of the House.
October 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Behold. The Queefer of the House.
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Hey NYC
Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in the upcoming Mayoral election
Please get it done
Please don't sit this one out!
Raise your beautiful voice!
Register (& check your status) here:
vote.nyc/page/registe...
Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in the upcoming Mayoral election
Please get it done
Please don't sit this one out!
Raise your beautiful voice!
Register (& check your status) here:
vote.nyc/page/registe...
October 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hey NYC
Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in the upcoming Mayoral election
Please get it done
Please don't sit this one out!
Raise your beautiful voice!
Register (& check your status) here:
vote.nyc/page/registe...
Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in the upcoming Mayoral election
Please get it done
Please don't sit this one out!
Raise your beautiful voice!
Register (& check your status) here:
vote.nyc/page/registe...
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
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Colorado has elections right now. Here’s hoping everyone who has failed to vote in the past gets their vote in this year and next.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Colorado has elections right now. Here’s hoping everyone who has failed to vote in the past gets their vote in this year and next.
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The instruction for NYC are simple:
The deadline to register to vote is October 25th, THIS coming Sat. Do NOT sleep on this. Get everyone you know who lives in NYC and is not a voter registered.
Then map out your plan to vote. Build in the possibility of bad weather, traffic or some other
The deadline to register to vote is October 25th, THIS coming Sat. Do NOT sleep on this. Get everyone you know who lives in NYC and is not a voter registered.
Then map out your plan to vote. Build in the possibility of bad weather, traffic or some other
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The instruction for NYC are simple:
The deadline to register to vote is October 25th, THIS coming Sat. Do NOT sleep on this. Get everyone you know who lives in NYC and is not a voter registered.
Then map out your plan to vote. Build in the possibility of bad weather, traffic or some other
The deadline to register to vote is October 25th, THIS coming Sat. Do NOT sleep on this. Get everyone you know who lives in NYC and is not a voter registered.
Then map out your plan to vote. Build in the possibility of bad weather, traffic or some other
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
J.D. Vance says it's OK to joke about gas chambers, rape, and "watermelon people", but if you quote Charlie Kirk you'll get your VISA revoked