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i listen to enya. God is real & love will win. it's Weed Garfield. i am just staying a unicorn right now for emotional reasons. 💜 they/she
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finally had access to my PC & was able to find my old pfp LMAO. (staying as a unicorn rn for emotional reasons) if u are wondering where weed garf went, this is my new account GOD BLESS
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it's okay to be a unicorn at any time
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
In 2001 I got my first issue of Nick Magazine. It had my fav show on the cover. Invader Zim. I was so excited like u wouldn't believe. I read the interview inside w/ Jhonen Vasquez.

"Q: what is something u rly hate?"

"A: unicorns."

I was 9 & cried the rest of the day
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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i have an idea for a post where i tell tommy tallarico that he smells like stinky dog doo in 12 different ways, stinky stinky dog doo, doo stink dog doo, stinky dog poo poo dog doo doo stink dinky, poo that do be stinking ol doggy doo
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
They need rappers like me
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 AM
In high school my ex told me that when he sings "dressed in black again" it sounded to her like "dressed up like a gay." I still cant unhear that to this day. Lol

youtu.be/WnuGnkS6Wos?...
Dressed In Black
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 7:48 AM
*ascends*
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can I jus say 1 thing. I dont think sum1 saying "kys" is like violent speech. I do not support anything that veers into "u should (x) with a (y) until (z)" territory. I think that's too much. But if someone is just like "kys 😠😠😠" that is da digital equivalent of giving a middle finger. Come on.
a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her eyes closed .
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
*abjures the intergenerational trauma which burdens my soul & dims my shine* UR NOT MINE TO BEAR BITCH!!!!! BEGONE 😑✨️
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is the song that plays in the bg as I try to find all my mutuals

youtu.be/DHvdkvtZvZ8?...
Exile (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Enya - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I just realized something. There was some polish guy who followed me on my old account who would always reply in Polish whenever I posted pics of my cats & I ALWAYS Google translated it 😭😭 idk how to find him. His pfp was just his face & he was just some random polish guy
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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grog, make fun to thog. more mean fun, grog. use no no words
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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tangerine scream
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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My straight friends will be like "I just met the hottest guy!" and it's not even a dapper skeleton with a curious pretzel.
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I feel like a big part of solving the male loneliness epidemic is bringing back the Minotaur and a maze to put him in
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
By Wendy Cope
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I accidentally went on the discover feed & almost had a panic attack
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sometimes u just gotta be like.... what the helly
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am staying a unicorn right now for emotional reasons. I'm sure that u understand
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Let me see u stripped down 2 the bone...
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM