ngl threads is eons ahead of this trash

Today I am experiencing the psychic terrorism of a rolling ratio dogpile. My notifications are an endless stream of surreal names, fascist memes, and general callousness. I'm getting heart palpitations. But spiritually I am unfazed, because I am an eagle and they are but turkeys.

USA! USA! USA!

This is so real

truest thing ever said on this site

all the annoying people are blocking me the bait worked

contrarians really do be hating on the freest society in the history of the world on its birthday, wild

happy 4th go kill a commie

is napping at your gate at the airport a faux pas or am i good

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

a quirked up jewish girl who works as a librarian in her spare time could fix Andrew Tate

I can’t stop listening to the Metal Gear OSTs they’re so good

I was given the day off, cope that your employer sucks

My sleep schedule is so fucked for no reason. I sleep from like 5pm to 2am every day now.

why is the BMTH-Corpse collab actually good that’s so fucked up

ngl the infinitely loading posts on this app aren’t much better than being rate limited