Matt
@nounsandverbs.bsky.social
PR guy. Word nerd. Bass player. Film geek. AuDHD. Kindness is my compass. “Justice, justice you shall pursue.”
Hmmm, it's not working. Maybe try saying STAAAAAAHP. That'll get the attention of the genocidal dictator.
Trump's 2-Word Plea To Putin Is Making People Face-Palm On Social Media
The world is mocking the president's request.
www.huffpost.com
April 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Hmmm, it's not working. Maybe try saying STAAAAAAHP. That'll get the attention of the genocidal dictator.
Or as the current presidential administration calls them, “our governing strategy.”
January 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Or as the current presidential administration calls them, “our governing strategy.”
It doesn't matter how many pieces of paper you sign with your teeny, tiny little hands. My kid still is who he is.
January 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It doesn't matter how many pieces of paper you sign with your teeny, tiny little hands. My kid still is who he is.
Note to retailers: saying, “Let me know if I can help you find anything!” is the quickest way to get me to leave your store. Nothing personal, just #autism.
December 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Note to retailers: saying, “Let me know if I can help you find anything!” is the quickest way to get me to leave your store. Nothing personal, just #autism.
For his tireless work to heal the damage caused by those who came before him, while getting no credit and much vilification … I hereby nominate Joe Biden as an honorary member of Generation X.
December 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
For his tireless work to heal the damage caused by those who came before him, while getting no credit and much vilification … I hereby nominate Joe Biden as an honorary member of Generation X.
My goal in life is to be nothing like the “him” referred to in the Gifts For Him section of the store.
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 PM
My goal in life is to be nothing like the “him” referred to in the Gifts For Him section of the store.
My Introvert Batteries after a “small” Thanksgiving gathering.
a fuel gauge shows that the fuel tank is full
ALT: a fuel gauge shows that the fuel tank is full
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My Introvert Batteries after a “small” Thanksgiving gathering.
I am whelmed by this.
November 24, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I am whelmed by this.
When you realize you can't watch Trading Places or Die Hard even if you're in the mood for them because they're Christmas movies and we don't watch those till after Thanksgiving.
November 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
When you realize you can't watch Trading Places or Die Hard even if you're in the mood for them because they're Christmas movies and we don't watch those till after Thanksgiving.
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz
November 23, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz
As a person born in the 1970s, I would like to be one of the Elder Gods, please and thank you
November 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
As a person born in the 1970s, I would like to be one of the Elder Gods, please and thank you
The best thing you can do for the introvert(s) in your life is to set up a chat thread dedicated solely to sharing memes.
November 22, 2024 at 6:34 PM
The best thing you can do for the introvert(s) in your life is to set up a chat thread dedicated solely to sharing memes.
Here I am picking up the leftover Everything Bagel seasoning from my plate with a wet finger, instead of just pouring the jar into my mouth like a sensible person.
November 22, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Here I am picking up the leftover Everything Bagel seasoning from my plate with a wet finger, instead of just pouring the jar into my mouth like a sensible person.
I think I'll copy my electronic calendars into a paper planner and call it "working."
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I think I'll copy my electronic calendars into a paper planner and call it "working."
My work colleague today.
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
My work colleague today.
One thing I will not be using Bluesky for: posting other people’s hot takes about what Bluesky is or isn’t, or whether it will or won’t be an acceptable or unacceptable substitute for any other platform.
I’d rather post nothing but fart jokes.
I’d rather post nothing but fart jokes.
November 22, 2024 at 1:22 PM
One thing I will not be using Bluesky for: posting other people’s hot takes about what Bluesky is or isn’t, or whether it will or won’t be an acceptable or unacceptable substitute for any other platform.
I’d rather post nothing but fart jokes.
I’d rather post nothing but fart jokes.
It’s almost time for my yearly viewing of this night-before-Thanksgiving classic. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/grea...
Planes, Trains and Automobiles movie review (1987) | Roger Ebert
It is perfectly cast and soundly constructed, and all else flows naturally. Steve Martin and John Candy don't play characters; they embody themselves.
www.rogerebert.com
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 PM
It’s almost time for my yearly viewing of this night-before-Thanksgiving classic. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/grea...
I look at the name of this platform and I want to pronounce it "BLOO-skee," like it's someone's last name.
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 PM
I look at the name of this platform and I want to pronounce it "BLOO-skee," like it's someone's last name.
Should I use Bluesky to spread joy and wonder at everyday miracles, or to shout obscenities into the void of an uncaring universe? Decisions, decisions.
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Should I use Bluesky to spread joy and wonder at everyday miracles, or to shout obscenities into the void of an uncaring universe? Decisions, decisions.
Quote post with the first DVD you ever bought.
I don’t remember what I bought first, but I remember renting this one, watching it a bunch of times, and being blown away by the documentary extras and the commentary track.
I don’t remember what I bought first, but I remember renting this one, watching it a bunch of times, and being blown away by the documentary extras and the commentary track.
November 20, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Quote post with the first DVD you ever bought.
I don’t remember what I bought first, but I remember renting this one, watching it a bunch of times, and being blown away by the documentary extras and the commentary track.
I don’t remember what I bought first, but I remember renting this one, watching it a bunch of times, and being blown away by the documentary extras and the commentary track.
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Transgender Day of Remembrance. Only in the past year over 350 transgender people were murdered, that is why we need Transgender Day of Remembrance.
Hopefully, one day we will not need a day of remembrance.
💗🏳️⚧️
#tdor #tdor2024 #Trans #transgender #trans_woman
Hopefully, one day we will not need a day of remembrance.
💗🏳️⚧️
#tdor #tdor2024 #Trans #transgender #trans_woman
November 20, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Transgender Day of Remembrance. Only in the past year over 350 transgender people were murdered, that is why we need Transgender Day of Remembrance.
Hopefully, one day we will not need a day of remembrance.
💗🏳️⚧️
#tdor #tdor2024 #Trans #transgender #trans_woman
Hopefully, one day we will not need a day of remembrance.
💗🏳️⚧️
#tdor #tdor2024 #Trans #transgender #trans_woman
SOOOOOOOOOOY UN PERDIDOOOOOOOOR
November 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
SOOOOOOOOOOY UN PERDIDOOOOOOOOR
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*pssssst*
Hey
You know that one project?
That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good
enough or brave enough or strong enough?
Spend 15 min on it today
Keep the dream alive
Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred
Hey
You know that one project?
That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good
enough or brave enough or strong enough?
Spend 15 min on it today
Keep the dream alive
Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred
November 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
*pssssst*
Hey
You know that one project?
That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good
enough or brave enough or strong enough?
Spend 15 min on it today
Keep the dream alive
Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred
Hey
You know that one project?
That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good
enough or brave enough or strong enough?
Spend 15 min on it today
Keep the dream alive
Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred
Reposted by Matt
So many brilliant creators here. it’s like opening a window and getting clean, fresh air that smells like hot apple pie after being trapped in a stale, moldy locker room. Long-dormant neurons are firing. I *want* to write for the first time in ages. It feels joyous.
November 17, 2024 at 5:09 AM
So many brilliant creators here. it’s like opening a window and getting clean, fresh air that smells like hot apple pie after being trapped in a stale, moldy locker room. Long-dormant neurons are firing. I *want* to write for the first time in ages. It feels joyous.
