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Want to thank the more than 1,500 people who came out to our event a Seacrets event in Ocean City last night.
spoilers (?) for the horizon series of vidja games
very funny that after two games and one full dlc of constant “everyone horny for you but no one right”, most recent dlc ends with a heartfelt overture from the other main character who is obviously a match, and one option is “flat rejection”
very funny that after two games and one full dlc of constant “everyone horny for you but no one right”, most recent dlc ends with a heartfelt overture from the other main character who is obviously a match, and one option is “flat rejection”
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
spoilers (?) for the horizon series of vidja games
very funny that after two games and one full dlc of constant “everyone horny for you but no one right”, most recent dlc ends with a heartfelt overture from the other main character who is obviously a match, and one option is “flat rejection”
very funny that after two games and one full dlc of constant “everyone horny for you but no one right”, most recent dlc ends with a heartfelt overture from the other main character who is obviously a match, and one option is “flat rejection”
gm
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
gm
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nfl redzone but for quadboxing 4 different ken burns documentaries
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
nfl redzone but for quadboxing 4 different ken burns documentaries
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
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This is why banks were invented, fyi.
Speaking of Sam Altman. . .
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
His ex-boyfriend (I know, right?) was just robbed of $11MM in crypto
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is why banks were invented, fyi.
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There is one simple metric that I have yet to see a single courier bot company reference, a metric that could potentially get to me shut the heck up.
*How many deliveries a bot performs per hour*
They don't tell you because I've watched them, I think its under 1.
*How many deliveries a bot performs per hour*
They don't tell you because I've watched them, I think its under 1.
The Q3 deck omitted several financial/operational data slides that Q2 deck included, which you typically do when the data looks bad.
What they did share is they still can't make $1m in quarterly revenue but we already knew they lost $10m + $15m the prior 2 quarters.
Not a real business model.
What they did share is they still can't make $1m in quarterly revenue but we already knew they lost $10m + $15m the prior 2 quarters.
Not a real business model.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
There is one simple metric that I have yet to see a single courier bot company reference, a metric that could potentially get to me shut the heck up.
*How many deliveries a bot performs per hour*
They don't tell you because I've watched them, I think its under 1.
*How many deliveries a bot performs per hour*
They don't tell you because I've watched them, I think its under 1.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
May 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog Pasta (1998-1999): Canned pasta in a tomato/cheese sauce from Franco-American, shaped like weapons, a castle, and a dragon from the short-lived Fox Kids action-fantasy series from Saban, which was set in ancient Ireland
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bung a bob for a big ben bong
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
bung a bob for a big ben bong
reaching the “scab is temptingly itchy” stage of road rash healing
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
reaching the “scab is temptingly itchy” stage of road rash healing
the purina sponsored content in this year's nbc dog show special is just brutal. putting it in a picture-in-picture of actual on-the-floor dog action is criminal
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the purina sponsored content in this year's nbc dog show special is just brutal. putting it in a picture-in-picture of actual on-the-floor dog action is criminal
(leaning back contentedly) ah, time to unwind the pressure of hosting family thanksgiving by logging on to blue sky dot com.
[steven miller turkey image]
[steven miller turkey image]
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
(leaning back contentedly) ah, time to unwind the pressure of hosting family thanksgiving by logging on to blue sky dot com.
[steven miller turkey image]
[steven miller turkey image]
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my contribution to the family meal turned out well
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
my contribution to the family meal turned out well
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“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“It’s all a microcosm of a media industry that allowed Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza to flourish in the first place,” I say. Without a word, my dad stands up from the table, picks up the turkey, and casually dumps it in the trash. Mom pours the gravy into the punch bowl
this is how most stuff on tv sounds to me now
The Macy’s parade performers are like
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
JOHNNY MCHARMON!
ELLIE GROPPER!
DWEK CRUMBO!
BINGO X!
FROMP SHREK! and
BUSTA RHYMES!
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
this is how most stuff on tv sounds to me now
thinking of trying to get a first-timer to watch the umbrellas of cherbourg, and i can't decide if it'd be a rude bait and switch to sell it with something like 'its a movie about being young and in love, the wallpapers are pink and they sing easy listening pop music'
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
thinking of trying to get a first-timer to watch the umbrellas of cherbourg, and i can't decide if it'd be a rude bait and switch to sell it with something like 'its a movie about being young and in love, the wallpapers are pink and they sing easy listening pop music'
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
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shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shattered glass is an unrealistic story because a journalist gets punished for being a shameless moron
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly