the only shower i need is showering my girlfriend with love and affection
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the only shower i need is showering my girlfriend with love and affection
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becominf a big fan of gloop and stuff
January 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
becominf a big fan of gloop and stuff
every day, millions of Americans suffer from busted nuts
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
every day, millions of Americans suffer from busted nuts
i would love a little creature for Christmas btw!!! JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW!
January 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i would love a little creature for Christmas btw!!! JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW!
i ONLY jack off with dorito fingers!
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i ONLY jack off with dorito fingers!
a beast of unimaginable proportions...
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
a beast of unimaginable proportions...
thinking of posting a YouTube Video with a novel premise. let me know if you would watch/like/subscribe/cum
December 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
thinking of posting a YouTube Video with a novel premise. let me know if you would watch/like/subscribe/cum
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The next auteur of our generation isn’t doing movies; he’s somewheres working on a YouTube video called some shit like “The Dark History of Splash Mountain: a Retrospective” that’ll get 16M views
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
The next auteur of our generation isn’t doing movies; he’s somewheres working on a YouTube video called some shit like “The Dark History of Splash Mountain: a Retrospective” that’ll get 16M views
*at the CERN supermassive particle accelerator in Switzerland*
Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works
*creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds*
Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works
*creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds*
December 5, 2024 at 10:12 PM
*at the CERN supermassive particle accelerator in Switzerland*
Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works
*creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds*
Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works
*creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds*
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thank you tony hawk's mass grave
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
thank you tony hawk's mass grave
reading this aloud as an icebreaker at my next job interview
Had anybody transvestigated the SSBM Ice Climbers??? The only time I got wobbled IRL was in a gender neutral bathroom for misgendering someone from behind in full snowgear and parka. College orientation blew fucking donkey dick for a guy like me. Fuck you Farmingdale State, worst August of my life
December 2, 2024 at 6:10 PM
reading this aloud as an icebreaker at my next job interview
Donald Trump COVERED in mango juice. donald trump dripping with pear juice. donald trump neck deep in apple cider.
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Donald Trump COVERED in mango juice. donald trump dripping with pear juice. donald trump neck deep in apple cider.
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white boys hit the blunt one time and say some shit like “well ill be damned”
December 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
white boys hit the blunt one time and say some shit like “well ill be damned”
hey listen it was the 80's man. of course i was a henchman. we were all lackeys
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
hey listen it was the 80's man. of course i was a henchman. we were all lackeys
two goblins and a boar rider in WEGMANS
November 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
two goblins and a boar rider in WEGMANS
hunting millennials for sport. need the head of a Hufflepuff to complete my mantle display
November 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
hunting millennials for sport. need the head of a Hufflepuff to complete my mantle display
returning the recycled ocean plastic back to the ocean so it can be in its natural habitat ❤️
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
returning the recycled ocean plastic back to the ocean so it can be in its natural habitat ❤️
i love my girlfriend
August 7, 2023 at 12:51 AM
i love my girlfriend