definitely not JT
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definitely not JT
@notjt.bsky.social
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the only shower i need is showering my girlfriend with love and affection
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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becominf a big fan of gloop and stuff
January 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
every day, millions of Americans suffer from busted nuts
January 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i would love a little creature for Christmas btw!!! JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW!
January 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i ONLY jack off with dorito fingers!
January 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
a beast of unimaginable proportions...
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
thinking of posting a YouTube Video with a novel premise. let me know if you would watch/like/subscribe/cum
December 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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dont drink water
December 20, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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The next auteur of our generation isn’t doing movies; he’s somewheres working on a YouTube video called some shit like “The Dark History of Splash Mountain: a Retrospective” that’ll get 16M views
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
*at the CERN supermassive particle accelerator in Switzerland*

Listen buddy I'm from Queens I'm pretty sure I know how this thing works

*creates a black hole that devours the earth in seconds*
December 5, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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thank you tony hawk's mass grave
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
reading this aloud as an icebreaker at my next job interview
Had anybody transvestigated the SSBM Ice Climbers??? The only time I got wobbled IRL was in a gender neutral bathroom for misgendering someone from behind in full snowgear and parka. College orientation blew fucking donkey dick for a guy like me. Fuck you Farmingdale State, worst August of my life
December 2, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Donald Trump COVERED in mango juice. donald trump dripping with pear juice. donald trump neck deep in apple cider.
December 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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white boys hit the blunt one time and say some shit like “well ill be damned”
December 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
hey listen it was the 80's man. of course i was a henchman. we were all lackeys
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
two goblins and a boar rider in WEGMANS
November 18, 2024 at 9:33 PM
hunting millennials for sport. need the head of a Hufflepuff to complete my mantle display
November 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
returning the recycled ocean plastic back to the ocean so it can be in its natural habitat ❤️
November 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
i love my girlfriend
August 7, 2023 at 12:51 AM