Notjarvis
@notjarvis.bsky.social
Still a mediocre software engineer, father and husband.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
I aspire to be a mediocre hockey player.
Booker prize for fiction award this year should have gone to me for my timesheets, to be honest.
As if I can remember what I did two days ago.
As if I can remember what I did two days ago.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Booker prize for fiction award this year should have gone to me for my timesheets, to be honest.
As if I can remember what I did two days ago.
As if I can remember what I did two days ago.
“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace,” Trump continued. “I am peace.”
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November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace,” Trump continued. “I am peace.”
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
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I'm old enough to remember when plenty of skeptics etc. Held Krauss in pretty high regard.
What a grim sad individual he turned out to be.
What a grim sad individual he turned out to be.
Discussing a Women in the World conference about women's negative experiences with male colleagues, here's Krauss telling Epstein there should be a retaliatory "Men Of the World" conference featuring Bill Clinton, Woody Allen, Al Franken and Kevin Spacey. Weird!
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm old enough to remember when plenty of skeptics etc. Held Krauss in pretty high regard.
What a grim sad individual he turned out to be.
What a grim sad individual he turned out to be.
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I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
The Life of Brian
Contact
Planet of the Apes
The Seventh Seal
Contact
Planet of the Apes
The Seventh Seal
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The Life of Brian
Contact
Planet of the Apes
The Seventh Seal
Contact
Planet of the Apes
The Seventh Seal
But loads of absolutely legitimate businesses use VPNs on a huge scale daily? For various reasons?
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
But loads of absolutely legitimate businesses use VPNs on a huge scale daily? For various reasons?
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November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
We force Daniel Craig to do another one where Bond has to win his way out of the afterlife through doing spy missions for the devil.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
We force Daniel Craig to do another one where Bond has to win his way out of the afterlife through doing spy missions for the devil.
I always used to love conspiracy theories, and the "Paul is dead" one was always onenof my favourites.
In part because it's ao obviously nonsense, and also because it has such low stakes.
In part because it's ao obviously nonsense, and also because it has such low stakes.
Ah, 9 November – a sad one, this: 59th anniversary of the day Paul McCartney died, forcing the other Beatles to replace him with an orphan they had trained to impersonate him, and then (obviously) put clues in songs and on album covers so people could find out anyway
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I always used to love conspiracy theories, and the "Paul is dead" one was always onenof my favourites.
In part because it's ao obviously nonsense, and also because it has such low stakes.
In part because it's ao obviously nonsense, and also because it has such low stakes.
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Daughter watched a preview of the new Running Man film tonight.
She absolutely loved it and is buzzing "5/5" (although she is an Edgar Wright stan). I'm looking forward to it more.
bsky.app/profile/edga...
She absolutely loved it and is buzzing "5/5" (although she is an Edgar Wright stan). I'm looking forward to it more.
bsky.app/profile/edga...
Millions Hunt. One Runs. Everyone Watches. Watch the Official Trailer for my new film The #RunningManMovie – Only in theatres November 7!
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Daughter watched a preview of the new Running Man film tonight.
She absolutely loved it and is buzzing "5/5" (although she is an Edgar Wright stan). I'm looking forward to it more.
bsky.app/profile/edga...
She absolutely loved it and is buzzing "5/5" (although she is an Edgar Wright stan). I'm looking forward to it more.
bsky.app/profile/edga...
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Love this spam email from the "suspense department" saying I owe money.
Maybe I've been ordering thriller novels on the sly and not paying for them?
Maybe I've been ordering thriller novels on the sly and not paying for them?
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Love this spam email from the "suspense department" saying I owe money.
Maybe I've been ordering thriller novels on the sly and not paying for them?
Maybe I've been ordering thriller novels on the sly and not paying for them?
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happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy n7 day to all who celebrate
Remember, press F to stop mingling
Remember, press F to stop mingling
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
Son just said "Dad, come quick! The toilet is smoking!
The Toilet:
The Toilet:
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Son just said "Dad, come quick! The toilet is smoking!
The Toilet:
The Toilet:
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I don't watch Traitors but I'm pleased that people are getting to know what a nice bloke Joe Marler is via the show. I did his podcast to publicise my first book and it was one of the most enjoyable interviews I did for it.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't watch Traitors but I'm pleased that people are getting to know what a nice bloke Joe Marler is via the show. I did his podcast to publicise my first book and it was one of the most enjoyable interviews I did for it.
Don't lose hope guys. Duke Nukem Forever came out in the end.
‘GTA 6’ has once again been delayed.
It is now currently set to release on November 19th, 2026.
It is now currently set to release on November 19th, 2026.
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Don't lose hope guys. Duke Nukem Forever came out in the end.
To be fair, they did warn of apocalyptic results....
Not even been mayor for a day and this is what Mamdani has done to New York.
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
To be fair, they did warn of apocalyptic results....
Feel like I need to comment on those there elections in America as everyone else seems to feel the need.
I'd just like it to be known that these earth-shattering results prove I've been right all along.
They definitely confirm we should do what I was saying we should do last week.
I'd just like it to be known that these earth-shattering results prove I've been right all along.
They definitely confirm we should do what I was saying we should do last week.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Feel like I need to comment on those there elections in America as everyone else seems to feel the need.
I'd just like it to be known that these earth-shattering results prove I've been right all along.
They definitely confirm we should do what I was saying we should do last week.
I'd just like it to be known that these earth-shattering results prove I've been right all along.
They definitely confirm we should do what I was saying we should do last week.
People are paid to do multiple daily checks for fire due to how risky everyone knows it is
I mean, its kind of absurd that nothing has been done for decades.
www.parliament.uk/site-informa...
I mean, its kind of absurd that nothing has been done for decades.
www.parliament.uk/site-informa...
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People are paid to do multiple daily checks for fire due to how risky everyone knows it is
I mean, its kind of absurd that nothing has been done for decades.
www.parliament.uk/site-informa...
I mean, its kind of absurd that nothing has been done for decades.
www.parliament.uk/site-informa...
Respond with the same actor as a hero and a villain.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and a villain.