Gord Jorkins
@nothinkyjustvibey.bsky.social
Beloved Canadian shit-poster. Top Following Christ Man of the Year. BlueSky elder.
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I was at a marketing conference once and the lady from Activision was on stage for 45 min and their strategy according to her was "Lol, they give me $100 million dollars and I hire Snoop Dog."
someone saw this and said "yeah, that's good, that will make people want to buy our video game"
unfortunately no, not joking.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH1c...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH1c...
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I was at a marketing conference once and the lady from Activision was on stage for 45 min and their strategy according to her was "Lol, they give me $100 million dollars and I hire Snoop Dog."
Oh good, my dead dad can withhold his approval from my dead avatar. Great idea assholes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh good, my dead dad can withhold his approval from my dead avatar. Great idea assholes.
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(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
(bill clinton to hillary) pokemon go to the cuck chair
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Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
He was just trying to get under his bridge and slipped.
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
He was just trying to get under his bridge and slipped.
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
It makes sense Epstein wrote at an 8th grade level…
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It makes sense Epstein wrote at an 8th grade level…
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
I just want to be clear. My Epstein emails were in my junk folder.
personally if i had had access to the epstein files for any length of time i wouldn't be so smug about only leaking parts of them now
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I just want to be clear. My Epstein emails were in my junk folder.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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Love this episode of Voyager where Seven is asked about the Kazon, “Oh those assholes? Yeah the Borg ran into them and just kept going. They suck that bad.”
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Love this episode of Voyager where Seven is asked about the Kazon, “Oh those assholes? Yeah the Borg ran into them and just kept going. They suck that bad.”
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This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds
World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
This a big deal: "China’s carbon dioxide emissions have been flat or falling for 18 months"
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
China's economy has grown by ~5% in the last year, so this comprehensively debunks the idea (again) that emissions are tied to growth. So yes, faster progress needed, but this is how you turn the corner.
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Ross Douthat's mother should have named him Don't
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ross Douthat's mother should have named him Don't
Did he get surgery to be able to do the Grinch smile?
couldn’t tell you if this man is 25 or 45
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
what i CAN tell you is that he 100% trusted a fart and paid the price
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Did he get surgery to be able to do the Grinch smile?
I bet Mexican type 2 diabetes fucks.
Canadian and American 7-Elevens need to get their shit together. They are getting blown out of the water by basically every other country.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I bet Mexican type 2 diabetes fucks.
Rick Berman can lube himself up with some decontaminating gel and go fuck himself.
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
##StarTrek
https://bit.ly/stlanguage
Rick Berman And Brannon Braga Are Not Fans Of Contemporary Language In Modern Star Trek Shows
The upcoming puppet episode of 'Strange New Worlds' also got a mention.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rick Berman can lube himself up with some decontaminating gel and go fuck himself.
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Elon Musk Takes On His Most Epic Challenge To Date
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Elon Musk Takes On His Most Epic Challenge To Date
The best time to quit was yesterday. The second best time to quit is today.
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The best time to quit was yesterday. The second best time to quit is today.
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Experts speaking about Canada's loss of measles elimination status: "We have major gaps in our public health infrastructure."
The gap in that infrastructure:
The gap in that infrastructure:
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Experts speaking about Canada's loss of measles elimination status: "We have major gaps in our public health infrastructure."
The gap in that infrastructure:
The gap in that infrastructure:
The Democrats are such losers they heard the wallet inspector was coming and went out to meet him.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Democrats are such losers they heard the wallet inspector was coming and went out to meet him.