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Sara C
@norskheks.bsky.social
Not a fucking mermaid. One-time psychophonologist. Socialist. Queer. Nerd. Fat. Invisibly disabled. Elder millennial.

@norsk_heks on X and Instagram (normal), @norskheks on tumblr & ao3 and @gentlebeardslut on X (insane and horny).
Same here. Loans were the only way I could go to college even though my grades and test scores were very good. It turns out I've had autism the whole time, and scholarships, especially for girls, were mainly for captain of the Sports Team, dedicated volunteer, and/or devoted churchgoer. (1/2)
The way student loans are meant to limit your options in general is truly unhinged. I have fully paid off the amount I took out twice and still owe more than I took out.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I want my apartment to smell like a Christmas tree, so I went to Aldi and got their "O Christmas Tree" Scentsicles, but it's waaay too eucalyptus-y (why?!), so I'm gonna have to go back and get Snowberry Pine and Winter Spruce and hope one of them actually smells like a tree from this continent.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Still mad that I cannot find an ear plugs/buds combo that block water, preventing swimmer's ear, AND play audio wirelessly.

Maybe someday I'll be able to listen to music in the shower again without getting an ear infection 😭
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My band played in the holiday concert hosted by our city's gay men's chorus, and omg it was a delight. The 2nd half, after we played, they came out in ugly sweaters. Their last song was a Madonna song, and I have never seen that many middle aged men so happy in my life. They had fiber optic wands!
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Of course I slept wrong on my shoulder before a day I have to spend a couple hours lifting, holding, and lowering my trumpet to my mouth, in public 😖 Icy Hot and naproxen better fucking work istfg....
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Reposted by Sara C
I know so many great people who are doing so much. If you are isolated from people who are trying their best, I can understand feeling like no one's doing anything, but really, you just need to find the people who are trying and try with them — or maybe encourage some new folks to try alongside you.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ah yes, the season where in order to do a quick K turn and move my car to the other side of the street, I have to let it warm up for 5 minutes so I can see out the damn window 😑

And ofc SOMEBODY JUST TOOK THE SPOT I WAS EYEING, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Aughhhh... the last thing I have to do to clean my apt (besides vacuuming) is reorganize my kitchen, and my plan was to do that today... but I got more work assignments than expected, AND there's an emergency rally tonight. And I am busy withband performances all weekend. 😭
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted by Sara C
Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by Sara C
On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I tried to sleep in but I kept getting periodic work emails so that didn't work very well, and now I've showered and eaten lunch and I'm soooo sleeeepy, but I wanted to clean my room 😭
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I fucked up my right middle finger nail bed a bit with the latch of my old-timey trunk. I assume it's because I haven't removed the wizard school sticker that's been on it for 2 decades, and it saw the non-binary flag on my wall, went "you're not a real woman!", and tried to kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I enjoyed it, but I googled (well, ddg'd) whether the one actor can actually speak russian, and the only results were "he does a really good russian accent but it's fake believe it or not!" And... he literally has multiple scenes where all his lines are IN russian! Not russian-accented english!
I should be cleaning but fuck it, watching the gay hockey lads before I go to bed early 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Sara C
Please read this, especially if you're worried about how AI and/or covid is (negatively) affecting your students. (Hint: recent discourse has missed the most crucial context for why things feel bad)
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I should be cleaning but fuck it, watching the gay hockey lads before I go to bed early 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This... explains so much about the US education system.

"We can't allow kids to use the bathroom whenever they need to, because they might be doing it to skip class and don't actually have to go!" COP SHIT!!!!!
"'We are both scamming each other, you and I, and I intend to win.' When a classroom becomes adversarial, of course, as cop shit presumes, then there must be a clear winner and loser."
- Jeffery Moro, Against Cop Shit
jeffreymoro.com/blog/2020-02...
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"How do you spend your free time?"

"Doing all kinds of constant mental math to figure out how to be my own pancreas, every day for the rest of my life!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You can tell this is an Onion headline bc irl they'd never let a med student anywhere near a fat cadaver.
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I almost made myself wait until I finished cleaning my apartment (another week) to unpack my Christmas mugs/cups, but then I thought, why deprive myself of that joy?
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Final result!
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My parents went to friends' for dinner and my brother went to work, and I am decorating the tree. It is... Not Going Well.

This is my 3rd attempt with the beads 😭
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Update: Everything passed inspection, and now it's snuggle time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My brother and I just brought up all the Christmas decorations and artificial tree from our parents' basement (there's a fuckton). Mom's cat is on high alert and yelling at us, and my cat is doing thorough inspections of everything.
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

White-tailed deer
Woodchuck/groundhog
Squirrel
Rabbit
American robin

... Yeah, I don't get out in nature a lot, that's just animals that have shown up in my parents' yard, lol
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
(would see all of these regularly while walking my dog)

Pheasant
Deer
Red squirrel
Rat
Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Puffin
Black-browed albatross
Black winged stilt
Bearded tit
Chough
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Reposted by Sara C
Sporadic general reminder to PLEASE not dunk on bad people's physical appearance: you are not hurting them, you are just perpetuating body shaming and making decent people who share those characteristics feel bad about themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM