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👋 Your source of nomnom bite-size reviews
📍 DC + MD + VA + ✈️
🏳️‍🌈 Gayest foodie queen of DMV!
🖥️ UX Designer by day
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“Dad bod? Has a job? Pay bills on time? I am so wet!” #borisspeak
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“I’ve smelled piss with more flavor than this beer” #borisavitskiys
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“I don’t like wearing pants, they constrict my cuteness.” #borisspeak
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Virginia, are you all ok after that governor candidate debate? Are you voting right? #VAdebate
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“I’ve been talking too much about Scottish politics. I cannot drive.” #borisspeak
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We are attending our very first Miss Adams Morgan pageant! #DCgaylife #dragisnotacrime #loveislove
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hubby: Do you prefer one whole dessert or sharing two desserts?
Me: I prefer two desserts and share none of them.
#borisspeak
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“I don’t want to eat fingered pickles.” #borisspeak
August 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“I can’t remember how to pronounce, just figure out what I’m trying to mean” #borisspeak
August 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Let’s talk about #apple. new #iOS26Beta. I'm doing DesignQA/UXQA/review for free. Please contrast check this light green button with white text in the fitness app. Love the green, but the text hurts my eyes
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“I will go bi for Gul Dukat” #borisspeak
June 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I promise, eventually I will remember to spell simular as similar #spelling
May 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Who is heading to #config2025?
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy 6th Wedding anniversary! Here’s to many more years of love, queerness, cuteness, and all the silliness that makes us us. Always out! @youwurex.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So excited!!
April 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Attending DC’s cultural event of the year! @humpfilmfest.bsky.social an immature adult film festival. @dansavage.bsky.social #gaylife
April 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I like big bowls! Welcome to the wonderful world of giant bowls of fish at this Chinese restaurant.

🍽️ B2J Fish Soup
📍 Gaithersburg, MD

🍲 Signature Spicy Sour Flavor Large (2lb fish) 5/5 - $74
🍞 Fried Mantou 3.5/5
🍮 Fried Milk Custard 5/5
🐙 Takoyaki 4/5
🍨 Chinese Jello w Brown Sugar 5/5
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Loving the new #MidCenturyModern show on Hulu! Such an amazing cast.
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You do not want to see my instagram discover page 😳
March 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Trying to spell, is it bacon or beacon?
March 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I will continue to illegally boycott Elana Muster's cars. #tesla
March 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bottomless pit problems: I just ate a heavy carbs/protean breakfast, and 2 hours later, I’m hungry again 😭 #hungry
March 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“80s/90s music is too girthy to fit in one night.” #borisspeak
March 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“I am not big on fruit tarts, I prefer human fruit tarts.” #borisspeak
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February 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM