Scooter B.
@noisynorah.bsky.social
Allston Rat City citizen. I like cheese
This election season, I would like to see the abolition of the following words in campaigns:
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This election season, I would like to see the abolition of the following words in campaigns:
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
*Vibrant, especially "vibrant communities"
*Impactful
*Robust
Srsly, if I hear about "vibrant communities" one more time, I may scream. #vote #govote #votenow #democracyinaction #licencetokvetch
This is Marigold. She's a semi-feral kitten who just drew the blood of both the vet and the vet tech. She was a snarling 4 lb ball of rage, and now she's sitting in her carrier loudly purring. #catsofbluesky
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is Marigold. She's a semi-feral kitten who just drew the blood of both the vet and the vet tech. She was a snarling 4 lb ball of rage, and now she's sitting in her carrier loudly purring. #catsofbluesky
Mr. Chonky Loaf has a new hangout spot. He doesn't quite fit, but he doesn't care.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Mr. Chonky Loaf has a new hangout spot. He doesn't quite fit, but he doesn't care.
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
#NPR has made me aware of many novel things, including the fact that someone had a baby and looked down on its tiny little face and said, "I'm going to name you Jarl Mohn."
#babynames #jarlmohn
#babynames #jarlmohn
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#NPR has made me aware of many novel things, including the fact that someone had a baby and looked down on its tiny little face and said, "I'm going to name you Jarl Mohn."
#babynames #jarlmohn
#babynames #jarlmohn
If we can't see the #epsteinfiles then can we at least see the #Russianhooker #peetape? If this administration is going to continue to tank the #economy and make everything even more unaffordable they really need to up their #breadandcircuses game. #inflation
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If we can't see the #epsteinfiles then can we at least see the #Russianhooker #peetape? If this administration is going to continue to tank the #economy and make everything even more unaffordable they really need to up their #breadandcircuses game. #inflation
I had to hit the husband up for $ to get a new catalytic converter for my car (paycheck is late). He thought i said "cat toilet" and was splurging on some kind of hi-tech robotic cat box. Strangely, he was totally OK with that! #miscommunication #thefutureisnow #maritalcommunication #ESLspouse
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I had to hit the husband up for $ to get a new catalytic converter for my car (paycheck is late). He thought i said "cat toilet" and was splurging on some kind of hi-tech robotic cat box. Strangely, he was totally OK with that! #miscommunication #thefutureisnow #maritalcommunication #ESLspouse
FUN FACT: San Pellegrino (St. Peregrine) is the patron saint of AIDS. I think of this whenever I am drinking that fancy mineral water. #saints #stperegrine #sanpellegrino
July 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
FUN FACT: San Pellegrino (St. Peregrine) is the patron saint of AIDS. I think of this whenever I am drinking that fancy mineral water. #saints #stperegrine #sanpellegrino
Leroy doesn't mind that his new name is:
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Leroy doesn't mind that his new name is:
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
Husband: They have special knives for killing sharks if you are in the water and meet one! It stabs their brains with CO2!
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
July 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Husband: They have special knives for killing sharks if you are in the water and meet one! It stabs their brains with CO2!
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Me: I don't want to kill sharks. That's mean. You're in THEIR house. YOU'RE not invited.
Husband: Humans don't think that way. I mean, they support #Israel, right?
Alone @ the office, & didn't realize the door locks when closed. I got locked out. went to other company to ask for spare key. They called bldg mgr, saying (3x) "She did it AGAIN!" referring to my female coworker who did the same thing 3 weeks ago. Are we all that interchangeable? #allthesame
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Alone @ the office, & didn't realize the door locks when closed. I got locked out. went to other company to ask for spare key. They called bldg mgr, saying (3x) "She did it AGAIN!" referring to my female coworker who did the same thing 3 weeks ago. Are we all that interchangeable? #allthesame
June 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The furniture assembly company that didn't hire me last week because I'm not manly enough just added me to a #groupchat for some reason. Do you think they're planning to secretly assemble furniture in #Yemen?
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The furniture assembly company that didn't hire me last week because I'm not manly enough just added me to a #groupchat for some reason. Do you think they're planning to secretly assemble furniture in #Yemen?
Doing my duty as a foster kitten chauffeur again!
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
June 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doing my duty as a foster kitten chauffeur again!
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
#MWRA is not fooling around! Every time you water your lawn, think of all the people they sacrificed at the altar of clean water! #wording #Massachusetts #waterauthority
June 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
#MWRA is not fooling around! Every time you water your lawn, think of all the people they sacrificed at the altar of clean water! #wording #Massachusetts #waterauthority
June 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
June 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Shout out to that time I found the saddest tableau ever: someone abandoned a Ton Loc tape and vaginal wipes in the same vicinity. #Allston #Allstonlyfe #Boston
June 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Shout out to that time I found the saddest tableau ever: someone abandoned a Ton Loc tape and vaginal wipes in the same vicinity. #Allston #Allstonlyfe #Boston
my husband, in a thick Ukrainian accent: Do frogs jerk off on caviar?
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
May 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my husband, in a thick Ukrainian accent: Do frogs jerk off on caviar?
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
Me: ...
H: ... like fish?
Me: ...?
It took me way too long to realize he was talking about oviparity with external fertilization.
#languagebarrier #communicationfun
new #americanhistory #curriculum:
1620- Pilgrims flee turkey-less heathen state, befriend Indians
1776- Jesus kicks British butt, writes Constitution
1865 - War for States' Rights ends
1945- We win WWII
1990something- Reagan wins Cold War
2025- America is great again
#notwoke
1620- Pilgrims flee turkey-less heathen state, befriend Indians
1776- Jesus kicks British butt, writes Constitution
1865 - War for States' Rights ends
1945- We win WWII
1990something- Reagan wins Cold War
2025- America is great again
#notwoke
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
new #americanhistory #curriculum:
1620- Pilgrims flee turkey-less heathen state, befriend Indians
1776- Jesus kicks British butt, writes Constitution
1865 - War for States' Rights ends
1945- We win WWII
1990something- Reagan wins Cold War
2025- America is great again
#notwoke
1620- Pilgrims flee turkey-less heathen state, befriend Indians
1776- Jesus kicks British butt, writes Constitution
1865 - War for States' Rights ends
1945- We win WWII
1990something- Reagan wins Cold War
2025- America is great again
#notwoke
Call to musicians! Can someone please write a new song about baseball? I am sick of hearing #Johnfogerty's #centerfield every single time they talk about #baseball on the news. It's been 40 years, can we please retire it?
March 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Call to musicians! Can someone please write a new song about baseball? I am sick of hearing #Johnfogerty's #centerfield every single time they talk about #baseball on the news. It's been 40 years, can we please retire it?
I'm on so many #groupchats of warring factions of family members and cat rescue groups that if someone started talking about bombing plans, I'd just figure my stepsisblings started drinking again. #statesecrets #isthereagateforthisyet
March 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm on so many #groupchats of warring factions of family members and cat rescue groups that if someone started talking about bombing plans, I'd just figure my stepsisblings started drinking again. #statesecrets #isthereagateforthisyet
So if English is now the #OfficialLanguage of the USA, does that mean everyone is going to learn the difference between there, their, and they're?
March 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So if English is now the #OfficialLanguage of the USA, does that mean everyone is going to learn the difference between there, their, and they're?
Fun while #proofreading! The last author in a citation was listed as "Takeashit." After 5 seconds of research, I discovered it was supposed to be "Takeshita." Oops! Sorry Dr. Takeshita!
March 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fun while #proofreading! The last author in a citation was listed as "Takeashit." After 5 seconds of research, I discovered it was supposed to be "Takeshita." Oops! Sorry Dr. Takeshita!
If you think #boston is anti American because we don't cooperate with #ICE, rethink your stance. Getting shot in a Chick-Fil-A by an off duty cop is probably the most American thing there is. www.nbcboston.com/news/local/a...
After off-duty officer kills armed man in Back Bay, safety questions top of mind
Prosecutors in Boston are asking anyone involved in what led up to the shooting on Boylston Street, or witnessed anything suspicious in the area, to come forward
www.nbcboston.com
March 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you think #boston is anti American because we don't cooperate with #ICE, rethink your stance. Getting shot in a Chick-Fil-A by an off duty cop is probably the most American thing there is. www.nbcboston.com/news/local/a...