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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
Subject: Thought
Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?
From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought
impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
It just feels right that Durbin has chosen to round out his fruitless career with his most pathetic capitulation yet
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It just feels right that Durbin has chosen to round out his fruitless career with his most pathetic capitulation yet
all this sucks shit. was not cheering for the Dodgers but critical support for Dodgers fans against the literal fuckin Fun Police
Los Angeles, CA -
LAPD has commanded The Douglas, the nearest bar to Dodger Stadium to turn off the televisions. They are now calling unlawful assembly, though as far as I can tell the only signs of anything are people on the sidewalk. It is the 9th inning.
LAPD has commanded The Douglas, the nearest bar to Dodger Stadium to turn off the televisions. They are now calling unlawful assembly, though as far as I can tell the only signs of anything are people on the sidewalk. It is the 9th inning.
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
all this sucks shit. was not cheering for the Dodgers but critical support for Dodgers fans against the literal fuckin Fun Police
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"They're not supposed to do that to ME" is not a position worthy of respect.
"They should never do that to ANYONE" is.
"They should never do that to ANYONE" is.
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"They're not supposed to do that to ME" is not a position worthy of respect.
"They should never do that to ANYONE" is.
"They should never do that to ANYONE" is.
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Trumpism is destroying jobs, tearing apart the constitution, sending violent secret police everywhere, triggering skyrocketing prices, tanking the USD, destroying confidence in government, and ripping apart “sacred” symbols. So what do conservatives actually consider scared that’s worth all this?
October 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Trumpism is destroying jobs, tearing apart the constitution, sending violent secret police everywhere, triggering skyrocketing prices, tanking the USD, destroying confidence in government, and ripping apart “sacred” symbols. So what do conservatives actually consider scared that’s worth all this?
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
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Best sign I saw today
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Best sign I saw today
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boeuf boruginoh. beofu burgening. no. fuck. the. beoug bourgenes. wrong. uh. fuck
June 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
boeuf boruginoh. beofu burgening. no. fuck. the. beoug bourgenes. wrong. uh. fuck
the DMB song "I Did It" is about the tour bus incident. "But Zach, that was released three years before!" yes. it's called foreshadowing
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the DMB song "I Did It" is about the tour bus incident. "But Zach, that was released three years before!" yes. it's called foreshadowing
the fanduel blues broadcast is an absolute disaster at a technical level—audio's ahead about three seconds, another broadcast feed keeps cutting in, I just heard an errant goal horn noise
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the fanduel blues broadcast is an absolute disaster at a technical level—audio's ahead about three seconds, another broadcast feed keeps cutting in, I just heard an errant goal horn noise
mourning the San Francisco of Mrs. Doubtfire
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
mourning the San Francisco of Mrs. Doubtfire
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He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.
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The media continue to present this woman as a child because at 22-years old she presents a degree of moral clarity, rhetorical potency and profound understanding of the connection between one's politics and one's actions that her detractors, many more than twice her age, not ony lack, but defile.
Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The media continue to present this woman as a child because at 22-years old she presents a degree of moral clarity, rhetorical potency and profound understanding of the connection between one's politics and one's actions that her detractors, many more than twice her age, not ony lack, but defile.
this kind of "opposition" is ngmi
New: Broadview, IL Mayor Katrina Thompson issued an executive order today - her first this year - limiting protest outside the Broadview ICE facility to between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m.
The order cites "recent escalation of violence by ICE" at the facility as reason to restrict protest there.
The order cites "recent escalation of violence by ICE" at the facility as reason to restrict protest there.
October 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this kind of "opposition" is ngmi
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democrats are so pathologically determined to prove that they hold the concerns of fascists in good faith and i think the reason this moment feels so exhausting is that we can’t even reach first principles on “the state shouldn’t be able to grab anyone and unperson them, citizen or otherwise”
September 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
democrats are so pathologically determined to prove that they hold the concerns of fascists in good faith and i think the reason this moment feels so exhausting is that we can’t even reach first principles on “the state shouldn’t be able to grab anyone and unperson them, citizen or otherwise”
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really love this from the new york times story about the superintendent ice is detaining in iowa. *the aristocrats voice* the democrats! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u...
September 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
really love this from the new york times story about the superintendent ice is detaining in iowa. *the aristocrats voice* the democrats! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u...
even at age 12 I felt alienated at a molecular level every time I walked into a Walmart. it was, and is, a fundamentally hostile domain
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
even at age 12 I felt alienated at a molecular level every time I walked into a Walmart. it was, and is, a fundamentally hostile domain
crowding the President, the Secretary of Defense/War, and every high-ranking official in the military into a single room together: what could possibly go wrong
September 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
crowding the President, the Secretary of Defense/War, and every high-ranking official in the military into a single room together: what could possibly go wrong
weird shift in the NFL i'm noticing is that lots of QBs are winning games while barely cracking 200 passing yards
September 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
weird shift in the NFL i'm noticing is that lots of QBs are winning games while barely cracking 200 passing yards
it would be pretty funny if the Rapture was, like, seven minutes late. test patterns and drunken angel cameraman beamed across the sky
September 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
it would be pretty funny if the Rapture was, like, seven minutes late. test patterns and drunken angel cameraman beamed across the sky