Ichabod Lame
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Ichabod Lame
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The lamest of the lame

if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts
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As Craig Renney revealed to a shocked Dr Gary Payinda, Te Whatu Ora underspent its wages budget by $500m which has been signed off by Willis & returned to general coffers. Let that sink in. The money was there, but they deliberately underspent. On orders?
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Israel has violated the US-brokered Gaza ceasefire at least 497 times in 44 days, killing at least 342 Palestinians, according to Gaza’s Government Media Office.

🔗: aje.io/65ptdp| #Infograph
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Michael Crichton researching dinosaur behavior and genetic engineering versus Michael Crichton researching whether Costa Rica has an air force
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
WTF Stuff. I don't want to see puff pieces about family annihilators. Disgusting. Oh, he was a "helpful man"? The guy can rot in hell
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jesus, twitter is such a wasteland of troglodytes nowadays
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Clifford the Big Red Dog is limping down Fifth Avenue with the corpse of an animal control officer in his jaws. Emily Elizabeth is on the news begging him to come home, but I think they both understand it’s too late for that now
January 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
this guy caught dumb cunt disease from the computer
The plow, the steam engine, electricity — all replaced muscle. AI replaces cognition. If you spend your day “reading lots of stuff and turning it into straight English,” well… so does the machine. The goal now is to learn from history and cushion the blow better than last time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Makes sense that this inflammatory dipshit would be against an anti-inflammatory
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The govt has a clear path to resolve industrial tensions with both teachers and medical workers: to say "we're asking a lot of frontline workers as we make much-needed reforms to raise performance, and we're resourcing them accordingly"

But they refuse, due to ideological hate of unions & workers
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...
Woman plays clarinet during four-hour brain surgery
Denise Bacon, 65, underwent deep brain stimulation (DBS) as Parkinson's Disease has affected her ability to walk, swim, dance and play her instrument.
www.bbc.com
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Israeli soldiers guarding Thunberg told her they learned “little whore” & “whore Greta” in Swedish so they could taunt her - while kicking her - in custody. This was for trying to bring food & medicine to Gaza. 🇵🇸❤️✊🏼 www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...
Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”
– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar
www.aftonbladet.se
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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sign tap
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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📢 1,700 Policy, Advisory, Knowledge and Specialist health workers have voted to join strike action on 23 October. The strike follows the failure of Health NZ Te Whatu Ora to provide an offer during bargaining that fairly reflects their value to the public health system.
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM