Nikkimegaplaza
@nikkimegaplaza.bsky.social
Tryna learn this Computer Networking shit 👩🏾💻 ~
Sally Langston right before being messy:
Also… Good Morning, lovers of liberty 🧡✨
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Sally Langston right before being messy:
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the internet is being held together by lash glue, gum, and scotch tape 💀
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the internet is being held together by lash glue, gum, and scotch tape 💀
Me. 😂😂
that other app goes down and niggas want to come over to our gated community.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Me. 😂😂
Housewarming/birthday porty tonight!!
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Housewarming/birthday porty tonight!!
Would I be the bad guy if I ask my housewarming guests to put on shoe covers? (I'll provide them) At least they get to keep their shoes on!
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Would I be the bad guy if I ask my housewarming guests to put on shoe covers? (I'll provide them) At least they get to keep their shoes on!
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I’m gonna keep sounding the alarm even if y’all not listening.
Keep creating pictures with your elderly self and videos of deceased relatives flying away while sapping resources from marginalized communities.
Keep creating pictures with your elderly self and videos of deceased relatives flying away while sapping resources from marginalized communities.
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I’m gonna keep sounding the alarm even if y’all not listening.
Keep creating pictures with your elderly self and videos of deceased relatives flying away while sapping resources from marginalized communities.
Keep creating pictures with your elderly self and videos of deceased relatives flying away while sapping resources from marginalized communities.
It's so annoying having to beg someone every month asking them when they're going to pay me back money I loaned them (yes it was clear to both parties that it was a loan and not a gift)
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's so annoying having to beg someone every month asking them when they're going to pay me back money I loaned them (yes it was clear to both parties that it was a loan and not a gift)
I'm rarely on here anymore because I keep on forgetting, but Happy October!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm rarely on here anymore because I keep on forgetting, but Happy October!!!
One of these days soon I'll throw a housewarming party
September 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One of these days soon I'll throw a housewarming party
Townhouse communities are cool n all but the lack of guest parking is upsetting
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Townhouse communities are cool n all but the lack of guest parking is upsetting
I just had an epiphany on how I can find a new career/job and masters degree.
The only way I knew about the networking field was from 1 class I took in undergrad. I hated it.
The only way I knew about the networking field was from 1 class I took in undergrad. I hated it.
September 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just had an epiphany on how I can find a new career/job and masters degree.
The only way I knew about the networking field was from 1 class I took in undergrad. I hated it.
The only way I knew about the networking field was from 1 class I took in undergrad. I hated it.
I'm ready to get a master's degree but I have no idea what to get it in 😭😭
September 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm ready to get a master's degree but I have no idea what to get it in 😭😭
A coworker that I like (professionally) sent his Farewell email and it's always a gut-punch whenever that happens. Like wow you didn't even consult me before deciding to leave??? 😭😭
September 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A coworker that I like (professionally) sent his Farewell email and it's always a gut-punch whenever that happens. Like wow you didn't even consult me before deciding to leave??? 😭😭
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😂😂😂😂
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
Light blue.
Light blue.
a woman with purple hair is smiling while sitting next to a man in a white shirt .
ALT: a woman with purple hair is smiling while sitting next to a man in a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
😂😂😂😂
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I’ve learned that the way to starve narcissists is through ✨silence✨ and ✨abandonment✨
Not diagnosing anyone, but therapy just makes narcissists better narcissists… equips them with new language to use in their manipulations
Nigga went to therapy and didn’t even try
September 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve learned that the way to starve narcissists is through ✨silence✨ and ✨abandonment✨
My new favorite pasttime is going to Braves games ⚾ (preferably accompanied by a cute guy with muscles tehehe)
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My new favorite pasttime is going to Braves games ⚾ (preferably accompanied by a cute guy with muscles tehehe)
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watch me tell u to get a CCNA over the course of 3 years 🎥
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
watch me tell u to get a CCNA over the course of 3 years 🎥
Paid off my student loans. Please clap
August 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Paid off my student loans. Please clap
For those that have changed companies and had multiple 401k accounts, what did you do with the previous 401k? Leave it alone or roll it into an IRA or something else?
August 8, 2025 at 11:40 AM
For those that have changed companies and had multiple 401k accounts, what did you do with the previous 401k? Leave it alone or roll it into an IRA or something else?
I feel like, if you owe someone money, you shouldn't go on dates, nor buy people presents, nor even be in a relationship. Focus on paying people back first, then you can have your fun. It's a character flaw if you live your life as if you don't owe people money
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like, if you owe someone money, you shouldn't go on dates, nor buy people presents, nor even be in a relationship. Focus on paying people back first, then you can have your fun. It's a character flaw if you live your life as if you don't owe people money
Just checked my calendar and I've been at my current employer for 5 years yesterday. Wow
August 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just checked my calendar and I've been at my current employer for 5 years yesterday. Wow
I keep forgetting to check BlueSky 😭😭
Hey everyone
Hey everyone
August 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I keep forgetting to check BlueSky 😭😭
Hey everyone
Hey everyone
Happy August! 🥳
August 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Happy August! 🥳
Tweeting about having a girlfriend and you're still married, is an interesting choice.
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tweeting about having a girlfriend and you're still married, is an interesting choice.
Still hilarious
an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Still hilarious