Makhosi Ngcobo
@nikiwe.bsky.social
Shaman 🐍🕯
they/them- raging bisexual 🏳️🌈
things I'm not: unfortunate, ugly, foolish, your mate.
rooting for everybody Black and queer.
Chelsea FC 💙
friendsofthecongo.org/campaigns
they/them- raging bisexual 🏳️🌈
things I'm not: unfortunate, ugly, foolish, your mate.
rooting for everybody Black and queer.
Chelsea FC 💙
friendsofthecongo.org/campaigns
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My crush has no idea I've been plotting on him since Day ONE 😭😭
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My crush has no idea I've been plotting on him since Day ONE 😭😭
The next man that wants to be with me has to win a yearning contest against Hozier idc
January 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The next man that wants to be with me has to win a yearning contest against Hozier idc
Reposted by Makhosi Ngcobo
The Wedding Snatchers this week on #TheRead
The Wedding Snatchers | The Read
No, he didn't...
the-read-027c4565.simplecast.com
January 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Wedding Snatchers this week on #TheRead
I actually need someone (preferably Ariana herself but idc) to perform pov at my proposal😭
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I actually need someone (preferably Ariana herself but idc) to perform pov at my proposal😭
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Manifesting in 2025
January 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Manifesting in 2025
I know Blake Lively isn't America's sweetheart but I knew something was off when y'all treated her like the devil incarnate. Justin Baldoni you will pau for your crimes
December 22, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I know Blake Lively isn't America's sweetheart but I knew something was off when y'all treated her like the devil incarnate. Justin Baldoni you will pau for your crimes
The sexual tension between my arm and a tattoo needle is palpable😭
December 22, 2024 at 9:23 AM
The sexual tension between my arm and a tattoo needle is palpable😭
I love when SZA yells at me in a song.
December 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I love when SZA yells at me in a song.
i deserve it all⚡️
December 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
i deserve it all⚡️
pov was written for me!
December 18, 2024 at 10:17 AM
pov was written for me!
I need Julius Malema to call me "segzy"😔
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 AM
I need Julius Malema to call me "segzy"😔
My laundry timer is really gworl. It estimates how long it'll take for clothes to dry outside based on the weather, and it has never been wrong 😭
December 7, 2024 at 9:59 AM
My laundry timer is really gworl. It estimates how long it'll take for clothes to dry outside based on the weather, and it has never been wrong 😭
Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.
Let me put the kettle on and make some tea🧍🏿♂️
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Let me put the kettle on and make some tea🧍🏿♂️
We love to see @jokesonyoupod.bsky.social in the Top 5, as always!!😭❤️ #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 5:17 PM
We love to see @jokesonyoupod.bsky.social in the Top 5, as always!!😭❤️ #SpotifyWrapped
Yearly psych eval just dropped chat!!✨️ #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Yearly psych eval just dropped chat!!✨️ #SpotifyWrapped
okay... whatever that means 😭✋🏿
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 PM
okay... whatever that means 😭✋🏿
We live in a universe with endless realities/dimensions that we can easily access at will.
8. What’s a conspiracy theory you lowkey believe in?
December 3, 2024 at 6:07 AM
We live in a universe with endless realities/dimensions that we can easily access at will.
The more progressive he is, the looser my pants get.
6. What’s your weirdest turn-on?
December 3, 2024 at 6:02 AM
The more progressive he is, the looser my pants get.
Not a DM but someone stole my number from his friend's phone and demanded I sleep with him😭✋🏿
5. Post the craziest DM you’ve ever gotten?
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Not a DM but someone stole my number from his friend's phone and demanded I sleep with him😭✋🏿
Easily Meg
4. Define “BODY”
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Easily Meg
He said I love you TWICE during rounds and I didn't know what to say, so I just kept quiet?
3. Who was the last person you regretted sleeping with, and why?
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 AM
He said I love you TWICE during rounds and I didn't know what to say, so I just kept quiet?