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nicky ube
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Hastwt and gaming 🇵🇭🏳️‍⚧️
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Type of shit I'm on for 2025
I heard people were getting suspended for saying rest in p*** on here, are y'all actually having a good time over here or what
September 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My deck on a run where I never found driver's license and had to settle for card shark smh
March 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I inject testosterone but don't work out that's kind of crazy
March 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Drafts on this app WHEN
March 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.
March 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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reopening my comms! (rts appreciated ❤️)

5 slots available 🎀

DM or email me @ caileycake.art@gmail.com to inquire! 🧸🫖
March 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I want to text my friend if he doesn't call me back this week I'm calling the police but that's a bit aggressive
March 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I love being transgender and playing balatro
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Side effects of testosterone: I want cheetos. I haven't eaten normal not flaming hot cheetos in years
February 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I've been watching drama vids about a youtuber and it's so funny bc he shoots his content in front of a fan to blow his long hair around all while saying all this poorly researched nonsense
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Someone following up at 10:30 on an email they sent at 5:30 yesterday is actually so crazy
February 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I want to argue about trans shit in tiktok comments so bad 😭 but I won't because I shouldn't
a man in a suit and tie is running on a sidewalk .
Alt: screaming and shaking the bars of a fence
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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This from the Times' newest "We didn't mean it that way!" article, seems to sum your points pretty succinctly
February 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Honestly, I think this is true. Even some of the fake both-sides anti-trans "centrists" are sort of mumbling and upset with the way Trump is enacting the same policies they've been calling for for years.

Trump just makes bare exactly what's behind anti-trans sentiment.
February 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“we gotta confirm those officers are okay and eradicate that situation”
[attemping to contact cop car being used as dance vehicle] “you guys okay?”
“yeah we’re okay” [background noise of car swaying violently]
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What tab do y'all scroll on here? My following tab is like a straight up news injection but then discover is kinda eh, haven't really tried popular with friends
February 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.

That’s why. That’s literally the reason

www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We need a different word for dill heavy ranch because what is that
February 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Paramus, NJ
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you go into an attractive trans person's tiktok comments there's always people saying I would have never known you were trans unless you said something.

If I didn't care about my notifications being a permanent mess I would reply to all those comments saying so you think you can always tell?
February 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's crazy how my heated blanket has achieved total cultural victory over my weighted blanket
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM