Nicky
@nickypattinson.bsky.social
Ex teacher/lecturer, reader of books, walker of dogs, eater of food and drinker of wine. Irritatingly pedantic.
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Nicky
@nickypattinson.bsky.social
· Apr 8
We all need a good laugh. This REALLY made me laugh. It is a tale told by an idiot.
Can’t wait until the last strut. 😂🤣😂🤣🥰
Can’t wait until the last strut. 😂🤣😂🤣🥰
Well, the new dog groomer we tried didn’t seem to understand what a wire-haired dachshund should look like. Eyebrows…gone. Mouth whiskers….gone. Crumpet has been a little depressed.
#wirehaireddacshund
#wirehaireddacshund
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Well, the new dog groomer we tried didn’t seem to understand what a wire-haired dachshund should look like. Eyebrows…gone. Mouth whiskers….gone. Crumpet has been a little depressed.
#wirehaireddacshund
#wirehaireddacshund
Perhaps @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social the BBC should sue Mr Trump for slander. One billion should do it. Panorama are guilty of editing 50 minutes of ranting down to a palatable bite. Those were his words. He said them. He should own them.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Perhaps @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social the BBC should sue Mr Trump for slander. One billion should do it. Panorama are guilty of editing 50 minutes of ranting down to a palatable bite. Those were his words. He said them. He should own them.
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
James Reebanks on radio 4 this morning talking about the dire state of food security in the British Isles and making a lot of sense. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social need to think hard.
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
James Reebanks on radio 4 this morning talking about the dire state of food security in the British Isles and making a lot of sense. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social need to think hard.
Resident heron. It’s a cheeky, blasé sort of a creature who is irritated that he can’t reach the koi.
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Resident heron. It’s a cheeky, blasé sort of a creature who is irritated that he can’t reach the koi.
Has everyone stopped talking about Signalgate now?
a mugshot of a man with the words when the group chat gets leaked above him
Alt: a mugshot of a man with the words when the group chat gets leaked above him
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Has everyone stopped talking about Signalgate now?
In these mind boggling times, here is some peace and tranquility.
#IsleofMan
#IsleofMan
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
In these mind boggling times, here is some peace and tranquility.
#IsleofMan
#IsleofMan
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
This gives me joy and hope.
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This gives me joy and hope.
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“The second anyone suggests that a man whose entire political career has been devoted to attacking migrants and making discriminatory comments about non-white people, might be a racist, all hell breaks loose”
Enough. Farage is a racist menace. We must say so.
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...
Enough. Farage is a racist menace. We must say so.
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...
October 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“The second anyone suggests that a man whose entire political career has been devoted to attacking migrants and making discriminatory comments about non-white people, might be a racist, all hell breaks loose”
Enough. Farage is a racist menace. We must say so.
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...
Enough. Farage is a racist menace. We must say so.
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...
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wait no I mean: so much Shakira Law in London
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
wait no I mean: so much Shakira Law in London
I’ve seen pictures of that Oval Office.
September 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve seen pictures of that Oval Office.
Just why? Why does anyone think Reform are a good idea?
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just why? Why does anyone think Reform are a good idea?
Is that shadow under his nose?
September 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Is that shadow under his nose?
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Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
September 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ed Davey, "I'm afraid Nigel Farage should be apologising for helping cause this problem in the first place"
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
"Before Brexit we didn't have a small boats problem because we had 27 return agreements with EU countries and we could return people"
-Maybe we should call them Farage's Brexit Boats
A serious planning infringement has occurred at Windsor. Do you think it improves or tarnishes the ancient building?
bsky.app/profile/bunn...
I'm only linking to this post so that others can see the full horror of what they did. Not because I think it's magnificent in any way. Oh no.
I'm only linking to this post so that others can see the full horror of what they did. Not because I think it's magnificent in any way. Oh no.
oh my
September 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A serious planning infringement has occurred at Windsor. Do you think it improves or tarnishes the ancient building?
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This is how you win in a battle for the truth! apple.news/A5Zeithg9Txu... Condemn & expose them. open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... Sue the liars! www.justsecurity.org/107087/track... Use facts! open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... @theguardian.com @abc7.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @nbcnews.com @cnn.com
Channel 4 to mark Trump’s UK visit with ‘longest uninterrupted reel of untruths’ — Guardian US
Broadcaster to dedicate Wednesday night schedule to unpicking US president’s false or misleading statements
apple.news
September 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is how you win in a battle for the truth! apple.news/A5Zeithg9Txu... Condemn & expose them. open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... Sue the liars! www.justsecurity.org/107087/track... Use facts! open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... @theguardian.com @abc7.bsky.social @cbsnews.com @nbcnews.com @cnn.com
Now, I hadn’t heard of this guy before this week, but I am now flummoxed. Is this 2025, or 1825?
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Now, I hadn’t heard of this guy before this week, but I am now flummoxed. Is this 2025, or 1825?
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Who better than a TV character to drive the point home?
September 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Who better than a TV character to drive the point home?
Word for the day. See if you can pop it into a sentence somewhere.
September 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Word for the day. See if you can pop it into a sentence somewhere.
So many bumble bees in my garden today.
September 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So many bumble bees in my garden today.
Took my little dog to the vet this morning for an X-ray. She’s not speaking to us now.
#wirehaireddogs #dachshunds
#wirehaireddogs #dachshunds
September 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Took my little dog to the vet this morning for an X-ray. She’s not speaking to us now.
#wirehaireddogs #dachshunds
#wirehaireddogs #dachshunds
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Most definitely- soulless party that worships $$$
their Karma will be terrifying
their Karma will be terrifying
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Most definitely- soulless party that worships $$$
their Karma will be terrifying
their Karma will be terrifying