@nickmo17.bsky.social
If my life was a KFC bowl, it would be a giant slop pile of Simpsons, WWE, NBA, Everton FC and smothered with girl dad-ness.
June 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO KEEP IT IN THE LINES?!?!?!" - tennis players yelling at their coaches box after they fuck up. #FrenchOpen
June 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO KEEP IT IN THE LINES?!?!?!" - tennis players yelling at their coaches box after they fuck up. #FrenchOpen
June 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
June 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is not shooting the bird I've spent hours trying to find in Red Dead Redemption 2 because my four year old was watching make me dad of the year? I mean it definitely puts me in the conversation. #RDR2
a man in a cowboy hat drinking from a cup
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June 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is not shooting the bird I've spent hours trying to find in Red Dead Redemption 2 because my four year old was watching make me dad of the year? I mean it definitely puts me in the conversation. #RDR2
May 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Y'all just had to vote Tyrese Haliburton most overrated. 😐 #nba #nbaplayoffs
May 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Y'all just had to vote Tyrese Haliburton most overrated. 😐 #nba #nbaplayoffs
My 4 year old: What's the red team name?
Me: The Clippers
My 4 year old: What's the blue team name?
Me: The Nuggets.
My 4 year old: We had chicken nuggets for dinner!!
#NBA #NBAPlayoffs
Me: The Clippers
My 4 year old: What's the blue team name?
Me: The Nuggets.
My 4 year old: We had chicken nuggets for dinner!!
#NBA #NBAPlayoffs
May 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My 4 year old: What's the red team name?
Me: The Clippers
My 4 year old: What's the blue team name?
Me: The Nuggets.
My 4 year old: We had chicken nuggets for dinner!!
#NBA #NBAPlayoffs
Me: The Clippers
My 4 year old: What's the blue team name?
Me: The Nuggets.
My 4 year old: We had chicken nuggets for dinner!!
#NBA #NBAPlayoffs
Why does it feel like the Bucks have been down 12 for the entire series? #nba #nbaplayoffs
April 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why does it feel like the Bucks have been down 12 for the entire series? #nba #nbaplayoffs
Jamal Murray lookin' like Shep from Above the Rim with those long sleeves tonight. #NBA #Nuggets #Playoffs
Above The GIF
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April 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Roman Reigns looks like the only one in this match who's never had a beer. #WrestleMania #wwe #cmpunk #sethrollins
April 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Roman Reigns looks like the only one in this match who's never had a beer. #WrestleMania #wwe #cmpunk #sethrollins
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Found this old boy in a pile under my bed. It's either me from 20 years ago or a guitar player in Taproot.
April 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Found this old boy in a pile under my bed. It's either me from 20 years ago or a guitar player in Taproot.
Is Tottenham the new old Everton? @meninblazers.bsky.social
April 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Is Tottenham the new old Everton? @meninblazers.bsky.social
Me: *looks at one bird photo*
Bluesky algorithm:
Bluesky algorithm:
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
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April 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me: *looks at one bird photo*
Bluesky algorithm:
Bluesky algorithm:
Why are these the only ones in this little kid toy set with evil eyes?
April 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why are these the only ones in this little kid toy set with evil eyes?
Nothing makes me feel more like I'm in The Truman Show then looking at the Cochella lineup. It's like the Ed Harris character is trying to convince me these are all real musical acts.
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April 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like I'm in The Truman Show then looking at the Cochella lineup. It's like the Ed Harris character is trying to convince me these are all real musical acts.
My 4 year old who has shown no interest in soccer: "Dad. I want to play goalie"
Me: "Great! Let's pretend this wall is the goal."
4 year old: "No! I said I want to be the goal!"
Me: "Great! Let's pretend this wall is the goal."
4 year old: "No! I said I want to be the goal!"
a man with his eyes closed holds a soccer ball over his face
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April 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My 4 year old who has shown no interest in soccer: "Dad. I want to play goalie"
Me: "Great! Let's pretend this wall is the goal."
4 year old: "No! I said I want to be the goal!"
Me: "Great! Let's pretend this wall is the goal."
4 year old: "No! I said I want to be the goal!"
One hell of a find at the antique store this morning. My wife is going to love her birthday gift. #Schwarzenegger
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
One hell of a find at the antique store this morning. My wife is going to love her birthday gift. #Schwarzenegger
I've been rewatching Breaking Bad and now I'm rewatching Tombstone. I can say with confidence that Bryan Cranston and Val Klimer are the two best coughing actors ever.
April 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I've been rewatching Breaking Bad and now I'm rewatching Tombstone. I can say with confidence that Bryan Cranston and Val Klimer are the two best coughing actors ever.
Nothing causes me more second hand anxiety like a player not being able to find someone to throw the ball in to. #EPL #PremierLeague
April 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nothing causes me more second hand anxiety like a player not being able to find someone to throw the ball in to. #EPL #PremierLeague
Years ago my wife and I tried to watch all the AFI Top 100 movies and keep a short journal of what we thought. My "Could have worked without the music" review of Singing in the Rain could have been used in a divorce hearing that day.
April 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Years ago my wife and I tried to watch all the AFI Top 100 movies and keep a short journal of what we thought. My "Could have worked without the music" review of Singing in the Rain could have been used in a divorce hearing that day.
Fuckin' Saturdays brah. Amiright?
March 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fuckin' Saturdays brah. Amiright?
If you don't catch the first one, how will you follow the next 161 games? Happy Opening Day. #MLB #TheSimpsons
March 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you don't catch the first one, how will you follow the next 161 games? Happy Opening Day. #MLB #TheSimpsons