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"The Internet is not a good place for her"

--- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
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I'm attending a workshop hosted by @techpolicypress.bsky.social tomorrow. They invited me to write a "provocation" about the state of technology and democracy right now.

I think I wrote something appropriately dark and foreboding.

www.techpolicy.press/the-dance-wi...
The Dance with Big Tech is Different under Trump 2.0 | TechPolicy.Press
If we are going to repair democratic institutions, we are going to have to do it ourselves, writes Dave Karpf.
www.techpolicy.press
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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"she needed money for braces"

it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Now that I have my thermal sticker maker up and running, this MFer is next. 👀
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
(Gabby Johnson voice): the President is a pedo (DONG)
a man in a cowboy hat riding a white horse
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media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Flipping the script. People who wake up super early in the morning are actually the losers. They have to get up before everyone else because they are adrift and can't manage time. Those proud night owls among us who confidently roll out of bed right before our first obligation are truly in control.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I hope Melinda Gates is having a wonderful day.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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someone finally indexed these correctly
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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good day to invest in pitchfork futures
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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let
the
bodies
hit
the
floor
every doc containing the word "thiel" in it from today's dump
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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getting the phone call that, due to impeachments for various crimes, i am somehow next in line of succession to be President
a man with a beard is wearing a hat and a camouflage jacket .
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media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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coca cola bottling company, single door detail, 14th & central avenue, los angeles, california, 1977
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Mister has spent four days enjoying a functioning democracy (tho on business) in Finland, so today I finally made him aware of the Joyce Carol Oates Affair.

Got my mug ordered too. ☕
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Sorry bud. Bubbles is cancelled. How did you miss this, it's reported in your local paper. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/w...
Mike Smith, Bubbles on ‘Trailer Park Boys,’ Is Charged With Sexual Assault
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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small domino: Joyce Carol Oates says that Elon Musk doesn't watch enough movies

big domino: we have to live in a world where Robocop is real
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The fucking New York Times fucking hates New York and it hates Zohran fucking Mamdani, while fucking New Yorkers elected Zohran fucking Mamdani who fucking loves New York.

And that’s all fucking anyone needs to fucking know.
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Or...they're opinion pieces?
You have to understand what pieces like this from the NYT are and are not.

They are not an honest assessment of the state of politics today.

They are a negotiation tactic—an effort by a calcified, right-leaning legacy institution to steer the discourse in a direction more palatable to elites.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Shellyne Rodriguez’s “Phoenix Ladder: Monument to the People of the Bronx” portrays an ascending ladder with no end. It’s an artistic testament to the borough’s resilience in the face of adversity.
Public Artwork by Shellyne Rodriguez Pays Homage to the Bronx
"Phoenix Ladder: Monument to the People of the Bronx" honors the undefeatable spirit of the New York borough.
hyperallergic.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just did a deep clean on 2/3 of my bathroom. Only have the tib left. This is not an experience I care to revisit soon.
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media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM