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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 8h

Hello Kitty picture #311 - a lego-like brick kit for a hot air ballon, complete with a mini Hello Kitty figure! I'm not sure about you, but I'm hearing "Come Sail Away" by Styx in my head right now.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 1d

Hello Kitty picture #310 - a floor mat! The combination of nice, calm colors and overwhelming cuteness means this mat would be suitable for any room and any decor.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 2d

Hello Kitty picture #309 - apple scented ornament, which based on the little icons, is meant for your car, couch, closet, shoes, bedroom and/or suitcase. Honestly, who would want a pine-scented tree hanging from their rear view mirror when you can have the cutest kitty in the world!

NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 3d

Got rained and/or snowed on, I'm guessing.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 3d

Hello Kitty picture #308 - little straw-shaped strawberry flavored wafer cookies!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 4d

Hello Kitty picture #307 - a ceramic cup, with what looks to be a silicon rubber lid and straw. Personally, I think it's a little light on HK imagery - there's a ton of space on the mug for more cuteness!!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 5d

Hello Kitty picture #306 - a Hello Kitty Donut Ship amusement ride, complete with mini Hello Kitty. Some assembly required.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 6d

Hello Kitty picture #305 - Dry wipes. I'm not going to lie - there is a lot here to unpack. What is "Pearl Grain Texture?" And "Dual Sides, Dual Effects???" So you're supposed to flip it over and use the other side??? And aren't dry wipes simply Kleenex???

NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 7d

Hello Kitty picture #304 - a little plushy HK doll with a hamburger that can clip onto your keyring.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 8d

Hello Kitty picture #303 - a Christmas-themed reversible satin pillowcase. It's a bit early for Christmas items but it was next on the list, so here we are.

NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 9d

Hello Kitty picture #302 - A brick (aka Lego block) set of dessert treats, packed in a cool HK box. They do look yummy but please do not eat!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 10d

Hello Kitty picture #301 - yesterday, we had a Hello Kitty brick flower. Today, we have one of HK's friends!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 11d

Hello Kitty picture #300 - a fake flower in a fake vase using fake Lego bricks. But it is cute!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 12d

Hello Kitty picture #299 - a sushi tray with all the items made of knock-off blocks. Imitation food made with imitation Lego bricks. In spite of all the fakery, this is really cute!!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 13d

Hello Kitty picture #298 - a mug and mug heater combo. The picture on the mug is really cute - Hello Kitty holding a Hello Kitty doll. It would be neat is if the HK doll was also holding a small HK doll, which in turn was holding another doll, etc. An infinite regression of HK dolls!!!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 14d

Hello Kitty picture #297 - three different cookie cutters for making very nice HK shaped cookies! The bow might be a bit blah but the other two are cute!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 15d

Hello Kitty picture #296 - a card with a very nice red glitter bow! Might be a birthday card or a thank you card or a get-well-soon card. Might be a card of congratulations or an anniversary card! Doesn't matter 'cause everyone can appreciate a cute kitty card.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 16d

Hello Kitty picture #295 - a pack of 100 decals for decorating your room, car, computer, or basically anything!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 17d

Hello Kitty picture #294 - a three pack of bath toys! This seems to be the result of illegal DNA experiments.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 18d

Hello Kitty picture #293 - a pair of socks that are holding hands!! Although, that seems like a trip hazard while wearing them.

NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 19d

Hello Kitty picture #292 - A very fancy pen!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 20d

Hello Kitty picture #291 - a heat transfer patch. They show a baseball cap, but I would put it on a lab coat and go around as "Doctor Kitty".

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 21d

Hello Kitty picture #290 - a cute coffee maker! And it comes with two mugs!

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 22d

Hello Kitty picture #289 - a handheld, battery-powered vacuum. Pet friendly! Washable filter! Rechargeable batteries!! With all these features and such a colorful, cute image, this one does not suck.

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NeutronNed @neutronned.bsky.social · 23d

Hello Kitty picture #288 - another desktop vacuum! This one has a nice 3D Hello Kitty head with ears and a ribbon on the top, whereas the one yesterday was only a 2D picture. This one is also $1 more expensive, but I think we can all agree that a 3D HK is 1D better than a 2D one.

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