Be prepared for me to be in a bad way this month (he/him)
@neurocrusty.bsky.social
Owen Green for those who don’t like anonymous accounts. Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.
I need some sort of change of purpose.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I need some sort of change of purpose.
Had to shut Pluribus off part way through episode one. Definitely don’t need to be watching someone doing chest compressions for my entertainment.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Had to shut Pluribus off part way through episode one. Definitely don’t need to be watching someone doing chest compressions for my entertainment.
Saw a cute person walking their dog and the dog stopped and started pulling to try and come greet me.
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Saw a cute person walking their dog and the dog stopped and started pulling to try and come greet me.
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
My brain - This is exactly the sort of opportunity Dr. Hall would say you should take advantage of and try to start conversation.
My mouth - “Sorry.”
I don’t know what he’s looking at.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don’t know what he’s looking at.
Right about this time 3 years ago I was spending the last few minutes I would ever spend at home with Sophie. We were finishing up a root beer taste test. I took her to her Mom’s shortly after. Two days later she was dead.
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Right about this time 3 years ago I was spending the last few minutes I would ever spend at home with Sophie. We were finishing up a root beer taste test. I took her to her Mom’s shortly after. Two days later she was dead.
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
But yeah…purity test, amirite?!
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If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you think activists asking for public masking are "purity testing," I'm going to assume you've never experienced post viral illness or lost someone close to you due to complications from COVID
It’s a beautiful day for a walk.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s a beautiful day for a walk.
I’ve been on LinkedIn a few times recently, for no particular reason, and holy fuck those people live in a completely different fucking world.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve been on LinkedIn a few times recently, for no particular reason, and holy fuck those people live in a completely different fucking world.
In a world that loves to call leftists performative there’s nothing more performative than centrists and conservatives recognizing Remembrance Day. #weforgot
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
In a world that loves to call leftists performative there’s nothing more performative than centrists and conservatives recognizing Remembrance Day. #weforgot
Let’s be honest. We forgot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Let’s be honest. We forgot.
The ol' "order pizza, fill up on garlic fingers" razzle dazzle.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The ol' "order pizza, fill up on garlic fingers" razzle dazzle.
I got the worst cab driver…twice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I got the worst cab driver…twice.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wanna sit criss cross applesauce and stim with me?
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wanna sit criss cross applesauce and stim with me?
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Finished this in under two days. So good!
Every bit as good as advertised.
November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Finished this in under two days. So good!
I’m just a son asking his mother not to make his grief about her.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m just a son asking his mother not to make his grief about her.
I haven’t had a drink in 4 weeks. Be honest…am I less funny?
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I haven’t had a drink in 4 weeks. Be honest…am I less funny?
This weather makes me want to cuddle. 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This weather makes me want to cuddle. 🥹
I don’t know who needs to hear it but the Cool Ranch/Pizza collision Doritos are an abomination.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear it but the Cool Ranch/Pizza collision Doritos are an abomination.
I love how the penalty for absolutely murdering an opposition player in waterpolo is just restarting the play in exactly the same spot.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love how the penalty for absolutely murdering an opposition player in waterpolo is just restarting the play in exactly the same spot.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
On a scale of 1-10 how weird would it be to ask my ex-wife if the hot woman next to her at Adam’s waterpolo is single?
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
On a scale of 1-10 how weird would it be to ask my ex-wife if the hot woman next to her at Adam’s waterpolo is single?
I bet he’s nice.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I bet he’s nice.
Hey, but at least we didn’t elect PP, amirite?!
And way too many Canadians just want "Lead us, Big Daddy" so they don't have to be engaged or do anything to push for good policy.
I worry what such top-down, "Father Knows Best" governing will do to institutional trust that's already taken a hammering in the last decade. Canadians trust government, media, public health, etc., much less & the arrogance (yes that's what it is) inherent in this governing style isn't great for it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hey, but at least we didn’t elect PP, amirite?!