janessa
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Nick Robertson after a healthy scratch > Wayne Gretzky
January 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Nick Robertson after a healthy scratch > Wayne Gretzky
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U know it smells craaaaazy
January 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
U know it smells craaaaazy
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Calling a Nazi a communist is something the Nazis would have shot you for
Meanwhile on X, Elon Musk had a conversation with AfD leader Alice Weidel and concurred with her assertion that Adolf Hitler was a communist and pushed disinformation about migrants coming into the US.
Elon Musk and Far-Right German Leader Agree ‘Hitler Was a Communist’
In a conversation with AfD leader Alice Weidel on X, Musk concurred with her assertion that Adolf Hitler was a communist and pushed disinformation about migrants coming into the US.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Calling a Nazi a communist is something the Nazis would have shot you for
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The Senate has voted 84-9 to advance a bill that would direct ICE to subject migrants to detention if they were accused (not even necessarily guilty) of theft crimes like shoplifting & empower states to undermine federal immigration policy and even go after individual migrants.
9 Democratic No's.
9 Democratic No's.
January 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Senate has voted 84-9 to advance a bill that would direct ICE to subject migrants to detention if they were accused (not even necessarily guilty) of theft crimes like shoplifting & empower states to undermine federal immigration policy and even go after individual migrants.
9 Democratic No's.
9 Democratic No's.
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Same forward lines in warmups. D pairs are oldies but goodies:
Robertson-Hintz-Dadonov
Benn-Duchene-Johnston
Bäck-Bourque-Stankoven
Hryckowian-Steel-Blackwell
Heiskanen-Lyubushkin
Lindell-Lunkdvist
Harley-Dumba
DeSmith in goal
Robertson-Hintz-Dadonov
Benn-Duchene-Johnston
Bäck-Bourque-Stankoven
Hryckowian-Steel-Blackwell
Heiskanen-Lyubushkin
Lindell-Lunkdvist
Harley-Dumba
DeSmith in goal
January 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Same forward lines in warmups. D pairs are oldies but goodies:
Robertson-Hintz-Dadonov
Benn-Duchene-Johnston
Bäck-Bourque-Stankoven
Hryckowian-Steel-Blackwell
Heiskanen-Lyubushkin
Lindell-Lunkdvist
Harley-Dumba
DeSmith in goal
Robertson-Hintz-Dadonov
Benn-Duchene-Johnston
Bäck-Bourque-Stankoven
Hryckowian-Steel-Blackwell
Heiskanen-Lyubushkin
Lindell-Lunkdvist
Harley-Dumba
DeSmith in goal
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Gonna start chanting Fire Spott when we’re on the power play instead of Let’s Go Stars
January 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Gonna start chanting Fire Spott when we’re on the power play instead of Let’s Go Stars
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you can always tell when a fictional sport is made up by someone who doesn’t GET sports/doesn’t even care to understand why other people might like sports. but she’s a fundamentally incurious and shallow person so it all adds up
JK Rowling is terrible for the established reasons, but she also deserves more derision for how poorly conceived quidditch is
December 24, 2024 at 8:55 PM
you can always tell when a fictional sport is made up by someone who doesn’t GET sports/doesn’t even care to understand why other people might like sports. but she’s a fundamentally incurious and shallow person so it all adds up
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Oh, that Roope/Mavrik/Roope sequence was tasty.
December 24, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Oh, that Roope/Mavrik/Roope sequence was tasty.
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watching the Dallas Stars
This is all going to end very very badly. Just a question of when and how bad.
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 AM
watching the Dallas Stars
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Pacioretty literally knocks a guy's helmet off with definite boarding and an arguable high stick. Then Hintz cross checks him in the hip and doesn't even knock him off his stride and gets called for kt.
December 19, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Pacioretty literally knocks a guy's helmet off with definite boarding and an arguable high stick. Then Hintz cross checks him in the hip and doesn't even knock him off his stride and gets called for kt.
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I took a photo of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge, but ended up getting a photo of two massive pigeons looking for their car.
December 16, 2024 at 12:25 PM
I took a photo of two plump pigeons perched on the ledge, but ended up getting a photo of two massive pigeons looking for their car.
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free puppy
Devin Shore (MIN) on waivers
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
free puppy
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Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them
Our elites: we're going to bring back polio
Our elites: we're going to bring back polio
December 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them
Our elites: we're going to bring back polio
Our elites: we're going to bring back polio
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crazy ex-girlfriend is such a well-crafted show with one of the most satisfying series-spanning arcs in tv but people really don't believe you when you tell them that
December 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
crazy ex-girlfriend is such a well-crafted show with one of the most satisfying series-spanning arcs in tv but people really don't believe you when you tell them that
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On the third day of #HockeyTweetmas my true love gave to me…
Words to live by every day.
Happy Holidays from Offside News, check back each day as we celebrate the season with the best of Hockey Twitter.
Words to live by every day.
Happy Holidays from Offside News, check back each day as we celebrate the season with the best of Hockey Twitter.
December 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM
On the third day of #HockeyTweetmas my true love gave to me…
Words to live by every day.
Happy Holidays from Offside News, check back each day as we celebrate the season with the best of Hockey Twitter.
Words to live by every day.
Happy Holidays from Offside News, check back each day as we celebrate the season with the best of Hockey Twitter.
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In extremely delightful news, A MAN ON THE INSIDE will be back for Season 2!
The heartwarming comedy series from Mike Schur and starring Ted Danson is set to return in 2025!
The heartwarming comedy series from Mike Schur and starring Ted Danson is set to return in 2025!
December 16, 2024 at 4:36 PM
In extremely delightful news, A MAN ON THE INSIDE will be back for Season 2!
The heartwarming comedy series from Mike Schur and starring Ted Danson is set to return in 2025!
The heartwarming comedy series from Mike Schur and starring Ted Danson is set to return in 2025!
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All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
December 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
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Of course this worms for brains tries to pass off a femcel neo nazi as a leftist.
Libs of TikTok thinks feminism means "kill all men" 😂
December 17, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Of course this worms for brains tries to pass off a femcel neo nazi as a leftist.
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i would simply disappear off the internet rather than saying i'm chumming with tda and being like he would kick my ass uwu
December 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i would simply disappear off the internet rather than saying i'm chumming with tda and being like he would kick my ass uwu
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if your words can be used against you like this then why are all the stalkers, rapists and abusers not in jail. they make threats every day against their victims and the law claims there’s not enough “evidence”. yet one statement is enough for 15 year charge??? the judicial system is a joke.
Briana Boston, the Florida woman who said “delay, deny, depose” on a call with BlueCross BlueShield after a denied claim, has been placed under house arrest.
She is still facing a charge of threatening to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism.
www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
She is still facing a charge of threatening to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism.
www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
Briana Boston case: How would attorneys defend against threat accusation?
Criminal defense attorneys are poking holes in the case against Briana Boston, a Lakeland woman who was arrested for allegedly making a threat against her insurance company.
www.wfla.com
December 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
if your words can be used against you like this then why are all the stalkers, rapists and abusers not in jail. they make threats every day against their victims and the law claims there’s not enough “evidence”. yet one statement is enough for 15 year charge??? the judicial system is a joke.
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
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'He's [Ryan Suter] doing the same thing for the Blues that he did for the Stars'
You mean being a traffic cone & forcing the team's young superstar d man to play on his off side because he's a giant piss baby?
You mean being a traffic cone & forcing the team's young superstar d man to play on his off side because he's a giant piss baby?
December 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
'He's [Ryan Suter] doing the same thing for the Blues that he did for the Stars'
You mean being a traffic cone & forcing the team's young superstar d man to play on his off side because he's a giant piss baby?
You mean being a traffic cone & forcing the team's young superstar d man to play on his off side because he's a giant piss baby?
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December 15, 2024 at 1:26 AM
this is how rascal waits for his food.
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
this is how rascal waits for his food.