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cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot
Watching an idiot with a Tesla put way too much air in his tire and now he’s trying to fix it
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Watching an idiot with a Tesla put way too much air in his tire and now he’s trying to fix it
I’m such a country ass bitch. I jumped out of bed with glee to go drive around in the snow. I love driving in snow
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m such a country ass bitch. I jumped out of bed with glee to go drive around in the snow. I love driving in snow
Apparently my apartment has a tiny mouse and my cats have not done a damn thing about it
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Apparently my apartment has a tiny mouse and my cats have not done a damn thing about it
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
Magnolia bakery banana pudding for Friendsgiving tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Magnolia bakery banana pudding for Friendsgiving tomorrow
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I need like 1/2 a can of cranberry sauce
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I need like 1/2 a can of cranberry sauce
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Watching Andor rn and I’m obsessed with hearing Diego Luna’s Mexican ass accent in this show. Mi gente latino ✊🏼😤
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Watching Andor rn and I’m obsessed with hearing Diego Luna’s Mexican ass accent in this show. Mi gente latino ✊🏼😤
It absolutely blows my mind to learn how quickly men move on after their wives/partners die
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It absolutely blows my mind to learn how quickly men move on after their wives/partners die
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“the b phone” by samsung (2007)
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“the b phone” by samsung (2007)
Penjamin has been hit, fettuccine Alfredo is in the often, Pj’s are on and dogs have been let out….all before 5 pm. It’s about to be a good night
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Penjamin has been hit, fettuccine Alfredo is in the often, Pj’s are on and dogs have been let out….all before 5 pm. It’s about to be a good night
Be careful, Omaha. We’ve got the challengers wind that makes you cheat going on rn
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Be careful, Omaha. We’ve got the challengers wind that makes you cheat going on rn
Grad school was a dumb idea and I’m dumb for thinking I could do this lmao
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Grad school was a dumb idea and I’m dumb for thinking I could do this lmao
It would not shock me if Omaha was the dive bar capital of the world
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It would not shock me if Omaha was the dive bar capital of the world
I have a paper due tonight and instead of helping me focus my adderall is deciding to just make me anxious
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I have a paper due tonight and instead of helping me focus my adderall is deciding to just make me anxious
Kinda wish I had a more noticeable facial scar
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Kinda wish I had a more noticeable facial scar
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they should invent a Red Bull PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
they should invent a Red Bull PM
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K so apparently the Russell speeders near my apartment won’t let non-members use the vacuums now even if you pay for a car wash…why is everything so fucking stupid lol
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
K so apparently the Russell speeders near my apartment won’t let non-members use the vacuums now even if you pay for a car wash…why is everything so fucking stupid lol
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"The Red Army will never allow anyone to cross the Soviet Borders!" - Poster from 1934
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"The Red Army will never allow anyone to cross the Soviet Borders!" - Poster from 1934
I’m your dirt bag high school age son
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m your dirt bag high school age son
Hope I get barricade
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hope I get barricade
Applying for a job I’m qualified for completely not excited about. Idc anymore
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Applying for a job I’m qualified for completely not excited about. Idc anymore