Mellow Biafra
@nervousfarter.bsky.social
Professional lurker, amateur poster, ex-teenage rebel.
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
I mostly post dumb shit about old video games or other dumb shit that pops into my head. Y'know, what social media is for. My reposts are generally SFW. My likes are not.
He/him
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is one of the few movie soundtracks I've owned, and this is one of my favorite tracks
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
Stretch - Why Did You Do It • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is one of the few movie soundtracks I've owned, and this is one of my favorite tracks
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
TIL one of the funkiest songs ever made, was made by the whitest people on earth
This feels like a hate crime.
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Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
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It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
It's such a sad thing about human nature - say you absolutely loathed a book and everyone wants to know what it was.
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
Mention a book you loved, recommend it for readers, and the world is a chorus of crickets.
Y'all just want to hate on stuff
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one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
one thing i love about college football is that you can locate the least consequential game of the day, between two schools you barely knew existed, and there will be grown men on television in the stands ready to kill themselves if it goes the wrong way
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post so he wouldn't have to worry about getting his tits stuck in a wringer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post so he wouldn't have to worry about getting his tits stuck in a wringer.
To people who need TV noise to fall asleep...might I introduce you to the humble electronic fan?
I understand your needs, but there's a better way.
I understand your needs, but there's a better way.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
To people who need TV noise to fall asleep...might I introduce you to the humble electronic fan?
I understand your needs, but there's a better way.
I understand your needs, but there's a better way.
Question for a bigger nerd than me: Aquaman lives in the ocean, ya? Does he have any power or influence in fresh water? One would think Swamp Thing would have that covered.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Question for a bigger nerd than me: Aquaman lives in the ocean, ya? Does he have any power or influence in fresh water? One would think Swamp Thing would have that covered.
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve been seeing so many disparaging remarks about my beloved green bean casserole; meanwhile, people are really out here eating cranberry sauce
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sunday thoughts: I wonder if people who go to church know that they don’t have to
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
sunday thoughts: I wonder if people who go to church know that they don’t have to
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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Cover by E.C. Stoner.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cover by E.C. Stoner.
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the closest I come to flirting is telling someone they have an amazing library
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the closest I come to flirting is telling someone they have an amazing library
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As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.
As you were.
As you were.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.
As you were.
As you were.
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MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret
GOD: I have a boyfriend
GOD: I have a boyfriend
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
MARGARET: Are you there God, it's me, Margaret
GOD: I have a boyfriend
GOD: I have a boyfriend
Remappable controls
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Remappable controls