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The Hills Have Eyes 2: Optometrist Visit
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Hills Have Eyes 2: Optometrist Visit
If the core takeaway/message of the Let Them theory isn't "let them lick my nuts", I ain't interested
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If the core takeaway/message of the Let Them theory isn't "let them lick my nuts", I ain't interested
Neil deGrasse Tyson ahh post
I think about lot about how when TMNT: The Next Mutation introduced Venus de Milo, a female turtle, they designed her plastron with boob outlines. Boobs. On a reptile.
September 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Neil deGrasse Tyson ahh post
I think about lot about how when TMNT: The Next Mutation introduced Venus de Milo, a female turtle, they designed her plastron with boob outlines. Boobs. On a reptile.
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I think about lot about how when TMNT: The Next Mutation introduced Venus de Milo, a female turtle, they designed her plastron with boob outlines. Boobs. On a reptile.
Senator, I have seen the files. Most of them. And let me tell you, this smear job has to stop. There is no "Jeffrey" "Epstein", you're making him up
September 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Senator, I have seen the files. Most of them. And let me tell you, this smear job has to stop. There is no "Jeffrey" "Epstein", you're making him up
when I see my fish-girl friend has legs, can walk, and got ASS
September 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
when I see my fish-girl friend has legs, can walk, and got ASS
Fun Fact: The Long Walk is based on a short story Stephen King wrote called "A Decently Lengthy Walk". When Francis Lawrence wanted to make it into a movie he asked King if he could lengthen the tale a bit so there'd be enough material for a whole film, and King said "sure"
September 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fun Fact: The Long Walk is based on a short story Stephen King wrote called "A Decently Lengthy Walk". When Francis Lawrence wanted to make it into a movie he asked King if he could lengthen the tale a bit so there'd be enough material for a whole film, and King said "sure"
People love talking mad shit on the internet, but ask them: would you say that to my face? To my sad, forlorn, crestfallen face? Would you really say something so brazen to someone already so depressed?
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
People love talking mad shit on the internet, but ask them: would you say that to my face? To my sad, forlorn, crestfallen face? Would you really say something so brazen to someone already so depressed?
What if they made an AI that wiped your butt but also logged your unique butthole shape to a database. How would we feel about that
September 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What if they made an AI that wiped your butt but also logged your unique butthole shape to a database. How would we feel about that
The children yearn something something...in space
🖖 BREAKING - New Teaser for #StarTrek Animated Series!
This is STAR TREK: Scouts! It's the first preschool extension of the legendary Star Trek Universe.
Two episodes will be available on Nickelodeon's Blaze and the Monster Machines YouTube channel today, with 18 more episodes coming soon!
This is STAR TREK: Scouts! It's the first preschool extension of the legendary Star Trek Universe.
Two episodes will be available on Nickelodeon's Blaze and the Monster Machines YouTube channel today, with 18 more episodes coming soon!
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The children yearn something something...in space
Dear Vampirates, have you considered that if we move forward with trying to prosecute the Swamp Monster for his crimes against humanity, that this leads to a scenario where we also lock up Dracula? Hmm? Have you considered that?
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dear Vampirates, have you considered that if we move forward with trying to prosecute the Swamp Monster for his crimes against humanity, that this leads to a scenario where we also lock up Dracula? Hmm? Have you considered that?
A man was deported because he thought this image was funny. Can you believe that? Who would laugh at this disgusting "meme", who, I ask you? This image. LOOK AT IT! Disgusting.
June 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A man was deported because he thought this image was funny. Can you believe that? Who would laugh at this disgusting "meme", who, I ask you? This image. LOOK AT IT! Disgusting.
Went to get tested for autism. Mentioned I like Sonic the Hedgehog and the doctor started nodding and scribbling really fast. What does that mean
May 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Went to get tested for autism. Mentioned I like Sonic the Hedgehog and the doctor started nodding and scribbling really fast. What does that mean
I am listening. I am learning. I am growing.
March 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I am listening. I am learning. I am growing.
Damn, thoughts and prayers
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Damn, thoughts and prayers
more like...Fartnite, heh, gottem
February 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
more like...Fartnite, heh, gottem
I need to know more about cereal brands and their mascots regarding whether they are woke or not. Frosted Flakes' Tony the Tiger: woke or not? Lucky the Leprechaun: woke? Not woke? How about Cheerios? Pretty sure we know where Fruity Pebbles stands.
February 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I need to know more about cereal brands and their mascots regarding whether they are woke or not. Frosted Flakes' Tony the Tiger: woke or not? Lucky the Leprechaun: woke? Not woke? How about Cheerios? Pretty sure we know where Fruity Pebbles stands.
Working on a new posting philosophy I call Earnest Absurdism.
Rather than the detached irony-pilled state of much absurdism, Earnest Absurdism allows you to honestly express and vent your tangible frustrations through a prism of wackiness.
Example: I am going to shove Elon Musk into a tetrahedron
Rather than the detached irony-pilled state of much absurdism, Earnest Absurdism allows you to honestly express and vent your tangible frustrations through a prism of wackiness.
Example: I am going to shove Elon Musk into a tetrahedron
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Working on a new posting philosophy I call Earnest Absurdism.
Rather than the detached irony-pilled state of much absurdism, Earnest Absurdism allows you to honestly express and vent your tangible frustrations through a prism of wackiness.
Example: I am going to shove Elon Musk into a tetrahedron
Rather than the detached irony-pilled state of much absurdism, Earnest Absurdism allows you to honestly express and vent your tangible frustrations through a prism of wackiness.
Example: I am going to shove Elon Musk into a tetrahedron
Torture? Sure, I know torture. I've beaten my meat within an inch of its life many times
February 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Torture? Sure, I know torture. I've beaten my meat within an inch of its life many times
Comedy is fun, but Trump, Elon, and the Project 2025 crew are committing a coup
February 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Comedy is fun, but Trump, Elon, and the Project 2025 crew are committing a coup
What's my favorite nursery rhyme story? Um... Pied Piper Perri
February 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What's my favorite nursery rhyme story? Um... Pied Piper Perri
President Plane Crash has done it again
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
President Plane Crash has done it again
Moan-a Lisa: A Highbrow Porno
January 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Moan-a Lisa: A Highbrow Porno
It is the year 2025...someone tell me how in the gosh darn heck we don't yet have a movie about a humble family man in Arkansas defending his small children from 30 to 50 feral hogs
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It is the year 2025...someone tell me how in the gosh darn heck we don't yet have a movie about a humble family man in Arkansas defending his small children from 30 to 50 feral hogs