Neil
@neilsandwich.bsky.social
I have bad politics and I’m short
Honestly I always thought furries were conservative coded.
""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think they were real. Then one filed to run against me for Congress," stated the email. "Samuel Smeltzer, whose furry name is Elyon Badger, announced he's running against me, in costume, on a far left progressive platform.""
'The furries are coming for me!' GOP lawmaker turns heads with odd fundraising pitch
Rep. Tom Barrett (R-MI) sent out a bizarre fundraising call to action for his supporters on Friday, headlined, "the furries are coming for me.""I'd heard of furries, but to be honest, I didn't think t...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Honestly I always thought furries were conservative coded.
I started reading this like “why do people keep asking directors about AI obviously they hate it” then read it and was like “ok actually this is a goated answer I’m glad he was asked.”
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I started reading this like “why do people keep asking directors about AI obviously they hate it” then read it and was like “ok actually this is a goated answer I’m glad he was asked.”
Genuinely impossible to take a shit in public now. Literally every stall is always just filled with some dipshit fiddling around on their phone. Why is nobody doing anything about this?
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Genuinely impossible to take a shit in public now. Literally every stall is always just filled with some dipshit fiddling around on their phone. Why is nobody doing anything about this?
Whatever happened to the Trump border tsar just accepting an envelope of cash from an under cover cop. Did everybody just decide that was fine?
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whatever happened to the Trump border tsar just accepting an envelope of cash from an under cover cop. Did everybody just decide that was fine?
I think fundamentally if it comes down to “who would you prefer to share your society with” I would absolutely choose the Afghan people over Stephen Miller.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think fundamentally if it comes down to “who would you prefer to share your society with” I would absolutely choose the Afghan people over Stephen Miller.
Holidays are approaching so it’s a great time to announce to any Christmas spirits that are listening that you need to be visited for 3 nights.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Holidays are approaching so it’s a great time to announce to any Christmas spirits that are listening that you need to be visited for 3 nights.
Accidentally spent 44 dollars on a tin of eels yesterday, but nobody here knows that. I’m saving that shit until Christmas.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Accidentally spent 44 dollars on a tin of eels yesterday, but nobody here knows that. I’m saving that shit until Christmas.
1. For a Few Dollars More
2. A Fistful of Dollars
3. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
I am not afraid of controversy.
2. A Fistful of Dollars
3. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
I am not afraid of controversy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
1. For a Few Dollars More
2. A Fistful of Dollars
3. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
I am not afraid of controversy.
2. A Fistful of Dollars
3. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
I am not afraid of controversy.
I think Pablo Torre probably has a pretty simple money line, but you’re crazy if you think a bunch of podcasts aren’t funded and directed by big money/state intelligence. It’s the easiest media in the world to obscure the roots and none of the people doing it give a shit about ethics.
Who funds Pablo! [skipping the ad reads in the the podcast] I'm doing detective work!
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I think Pablo Torre probably has a pretty simple money line, but you’re crazy if you think a bunch of podcasts aren’t funded and directed by big money/state intelligence. It’s the easiest media in the world to obscure the roots and none of the people doing it give a shit about ethics.
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worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
Back in Houston for the first time in a while. A lot of gormless dorks walking around styled exactly like me with very similar mannerisms. Finding the entire experience pretty humiliating.
November 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Back in Houston for the first time in a while. A lot of gormless dorks walking around styled exactly like me with very similar mannerisms. Finding the entire experience pretty humiliating.
Much to learn about this beautiful world www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Kate Beckinsale claims daughter's boyfriend 'laid 2 eggs in a week'
Kate Beckinsale recalled a shocking health discovery from her daughter's boyfriend, revealing he allegedly laid a pair of eggs.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Much to learn about this beautiful world www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
This is, in essence I think, what makes Chotiner better than all the other big boys.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is, in essence I think, what makes Chotiner better than all the other big boys.
Really does touch my heart they still make bubble gum cigarettes. Woke has not won yet.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really does touch my heart they still make bubble gum cigarettes. Woke has not won yet.
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Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Found an Arsenal fan who's got far too wound up about Tottenham and catastrophically mixed his metaphors
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“'No one paid attention to the fact that people were living here without heat before ICE came,' said Infiniti Gant, a housing organizer with Southside Together. 'People were living here with mice and roaches and flea infestation before ICE.'”
Building raided by ICE now ‘falling apart from the inside out,’ South Shore residents say • The TRiiBE
“No one paid attention to the fact that people were living here without heat before ICE came,” said Infiniti Gant, a housing organizer with Southside Together. “People were living here with mice and r...
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November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“'No one paid attention to the fact that people were living here without heat before ICE came,' said Infiniti Gant, a housing organizer with Southside Together. 'People were living here with mice and roaches and flea infestation before ICE.'”
Real missed opportunity to include an Amazon link to paper towels in the body of the article here.
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Real missed opportunity to include an Amazon link to paper towels in the body of the article here.
This post reads like something a robot voice would read in an interlude on Ok Computer
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This post reads like something a robot voice would read in an interlude on Ok Computer
Hey Matty man that’s cool. One reason why there isn’t that big of a patriotic American left these days is because the American project is antithetical to all leftist aims.
Wait until he finds out that nationalism is weird identity stuff
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hey Matty man that’s cool. One reason why there isn’t that big of a patriotic American left these days is because the American project is antithetical to all leftist aims.
Just got off the plane and saw the pilot was about 23 years old. Absolutely would have not gone on if I knew that before the flight.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just got off the plane and saw the pilot was about 23 years old. Absolutely would have not gone on if I knew that before the flight.
Sacramento airport truly is the goated travel experience. Thanksgiving weekend and there’s nobody here. If you lived in a city with culture or an identity you would for sure be getting rammed in the ass right now.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sacramento airport truly is the goated travel experience. Thanksgiving weekend and there’s nobody here. If you lived in a city with culture or an identity you would for sure be getting rammed in the ass right now.
Ok that was sick. Touché.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ok that was sick. Touché.
Does Tottenham run a defensive midfielde?
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Does Tottenham run a defensive midfielde?
I was a little bit suspicious about investing that much money in Eze given his age, his position, and us having Nwaneri but man he was 100 percent worth it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was a little bit suspicious about investing that much money in Eze given his age, his position, and us having Nwaneri but man he was 100 percent worth it.