Nate Netzley
@natenetzley.bsky.social
Works in theatre, passionate about film, always thinking about the forty missing minutes from The Magnificent Ambersons
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Look I've done a lot of tough reporting on Hollywood (and sometimes leaked emails have been my friend) but at least a percentage of industry people know not to send an email that boils down to "hey I had a fun time doing horrific crimes with you, want to circle back and do more crimes next week y/n"
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Look I've done a lot of tough reporting on Hollywood (and sometimes leaked emails have been my friend) but at least a percentage of industry people know not to send an email that boils down to "hey I had a fun time doing horrific crimes with you, want to circle back and do more crimes next week y/n"
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
I hope that this elation we all feel at this moment carries us forward and that Mamdani proves himself to be the Happy Warrior he’s campaigned as. I want this to be the cresting dawn of a brighter day.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I hope that this elation we all feel at this moment carries us forward and that Mamdani proves himself to be the Happy Warrior he’s campaigned as. I want this to be the cresting dawn of a brighter day.
The night when everyone realized Cuomosexuality was just phase
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The night when everyone realized Cuomosexuality was just phase
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I will be out office this week but will look upon my works in the order they are received when I return.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I will be out office this week but will look upon my works in the order they are received when I return.
The new foreign policy:
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The new foreign policy:
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Masterly analysis by @jasonzinoman.bsky.social — stick around for the subtle but savage filleting of “Kremlin star” Jimmy Fallon [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/a...
Being a High-Profile Comedian Right Now Is No Joke
www.nytimes.com
September 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Masterly analysis by @jasonzinoman.bsky.social — stick around for the subtle but savage filleting of “Kremlin star” Jimmy Fallon [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/a...
Here I was rewatching All the President’s Men because it comforts me, now I’m gonna rewatch it today in remembrance of one of the best movie stars to ever do it
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...
Robert Redford, Screen Idol Turned Director and Activist, Dies at 89
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September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Here I was rewatching All the President’s Men because it comforts me, now I’m gonna rewatch it today in remembrance of one of the best movie stars to ever do it
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/m...
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There's a part of me that wants to see things like the lost episodes of Doctor Who recreated in live action using the surviving audio but
September 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
There's a part of me that wants to see things like the lost episodes of Doctor Who recreated in live action using the surviving audio but
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Don’t normalize this shit. It’s an affront. The last thing we want is for something like this to be financially successful or make waves in any way. If the “test case” benefits those bankrolling it, where does this stop? Do we get a fake “original” cut of GREED next?
Orson Welles’ Lost Movie Will Use AI to Reconstruct Missing 43 Minutes
Amazon-backed firm Showrunner, led by Edward Saatchi, is using the film as a test case for how Hollywood can overhaul production. The results won't be commercialized — the tech giant hasn't obtained r...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Don’t normalize this shit. It’s an affront. The last thing we want is for something like this to be financially successful or make waves in any way. If the “test case” benefits those bankrolling it, where does this stop? Do we get a fake “original” cut of GREED next?
I just went back through my skyline of previous posts (skeets, if you will) and y’all don’t appreciate the premiere content I post. I’m a goddamn gem
September 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just went back through my skyline of previous posts (skeets, if you will) and y’all don’t appreciate the premiere content I post. I’m a goddamn gem
I’m seeing Rilo Kiley on Monday and words cannot express how goddamn excited I am to scream sing at my millennial assembly
I’ve missed the Postal Service on their reunion tours. I cannot and will not miss Rilo Kiley. Better Son/Daughter is framed in my apartment for several reasons
it’s happening! just like heaven festival 2025 announced and there’s more to come! sign up for our mailing list at rilokiley.lnk.to/list to get updates.
September 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’m seeing Rilo Kiley on Monday and words cannot express how goddamn excited I am to scream sing at my millennial assembly
The missing 43 minutes of The Magnificent Ambersons are something I think about constantly. Someone finding lost canisters somewhere is a dream beyond imagining. However, this would be the greatest dishonor to Welles, Tarkington, the cast, and everyone who worked on this film
Orson Welles’ Lost Movie Will Use AI to Reconstruct Missing 43 Minutes
Orson Welles’ Lost Movie Will Use AI to Reconstruct Missing 43 Minutes
Since the rise of generative artificial intelligence in 2022, the technology has mostly been plugged into parts of the production pipeline as far as its deployment in Hollywood. Think visual effects, dubbing and storyboarding. As it stands, it’s mostly thought of as a tool to streamline certain processes and cut costs.
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September 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The missing 43 minutes of The Magnificent Ambersons are something I think about constantly. Someone finding lost canisters somewhere is a dream beyond imagining. However, this would be the greatest dishonor to Welles, Tarkington, the cast, and everyone who worked on this film
Tony Soprano (taking a deep inhale and proceeding):
Ok listen everyone’s gotta fucking stop with the labubus.
August 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Tony Soprano (taking a deep inhale and proceeding):
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All the problems you have with Jimmy Fallon now are the ones that I had with him nine years ago. (Ain’t a damn thing changed.) medium.com/@unclecrizzl...
A BLOG POST ABOUT MY (AND PROBABLY YOUR) JIMMY FALLON PROBLEM
Now that he’s host of The Tonight Show, Fallon is currently the undisputed man. His show beats the competition on a nightly basis. He and…
medium.com
August 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
All the problems you have with Jimmy Fallon now are the ones that I had with him nine years ago. (Ain’t a damn thing changed.) medium.com/@unclecrizzl...
The streets will run brown with skyline chili!
Every city choose your anti-fascist culinary projectile challenge.
And they want to try this in Chicago?
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.
There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.
August 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The streets will run brown with skyline chili!
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“I practice a dead art” is so unbelievably badass
August 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“I practice a dead art” is so unbelievably badass
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jonathan demme's THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE is a modern american masterpiece, a prescient slice of paranoia and disinformation that understood how much of our political landscape was, & will, be based on lies. honored to write about it for @bwdr.bsky.social.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/08/06/w...
www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/08/06/w...
August 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
jonathan demme's THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE is a modern american masterpiece, a prescient slice of paranoia and disinformation that understood how much of our political landscape was, & will, be based on lies. honored to write about it for @bwdr.bsky.social.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/08/06/w...
www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/08/06/w...
Reminds me of the old joke/shaggy dog story that ends with “grandpas on the roof.”
Reporters shouted to ask what he was doing up there and he said he was "taking a little walk." He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet. Normal stuff
August 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Reminds me of the old joke/shaggy dog story that ends with “grandpas on the roof.”
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I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
Me manifesting the mean baddie I bag this summer
i have but this to say
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me manifesting the mean baddie I bag this summer
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This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is where I post from