Nance
@nancefp.bsky.social
mundane thoughts that I don't tell my therapist.
People still line up for Black Friday?
People still shop during Black Friday?
People still shop during Black Friday?
a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a funny face .
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November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People still line up for Black Friday?
People still shop during Black Friday?
People still shop during Black Friday?
Tried to go about my day without any coffee but this headache said nope. Breaking my 3pm coffee rule 😭
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Tried to go about my day without any coffee but this headache said nope. Breaking my 3pm coffee rule 😭
Once upon a time I was young and used to take selfies.
I no longer partake in such activities.
I no longer partake in such activities.
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer
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November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Once upon a time I was young and used to take selfies.
I no longer partake in such activities.
I no longer partake in such activities.
This is probably the algorithm feeding me these videos, but the amount of videos I've gotten on my feed of parents crying after having their kids for only 1 day from break is just...a lot...
You Sure? GIF
ALT: You Sure? GIF
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November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is probably the algorithm feeding me these videos, but the amount of videos I've gotten on my feed of parents crying after having their kids for only 1 day from break is just...a lot...
cant believe i offered to cook thanksgiving dinner and also said i was going to bake pies
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone on a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone on a stage .
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November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
cant believe i offered to cook thanksgiving dinner and also said i was going to bake pies
was going to listen to some deftones this morning on my way to work but my brain said im no longer allowed to pero why what happened...
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
was going to listen to some deftones this morning on my way to work but my brain said im no longer allowed to pero why what happened...
my lil sister: when are we having thanksgiving dinner?
older sister and i: on thanksgiving...?
ls: when's thanksgiving?
os: girrrrllll the 27th
Me: bro check ur calendar the 27th
ls: so thursday?
me: ITS ALWAYS A THURSDAY
i swear...
older sister and i: on thanksgiving...?
ls: when's thanksgiving?
os: girrrrllll the 27th
Me: bro check ur calendar the 27th
ls: so thursday?
me: ITS ALWAYS A THURSDAY
i swear...
a person wearing a white t-shirt that says ' i love you ' on the front
ALT: a person wearing a white t-shirt that says ' i love you ' on the front
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November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my lil sister: when are we having thanksgiving dinner?
older sister and i: on thanksgiving...?
ls: when's thanksgiving?
os: girrrrllll the 27th
Me: bro check ur calendar the 27th
ls: so thursday?
me: ITS ALWAYS A THURSDAY
i swear...
older sister and i: on thanksgiving...?
ls: when's thanksgiving?
os: girrrrllll the 27th
Me: bro check ur calendar the 27th
ls: so thursday?
me: ITS ALWAYS A THURSDAY
i swear...
Someone make *cherry waves* into a drawing so I can get it tattooed. Kthxbye
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Someone make *cherry waves* into a drawing so I can get it tattooed. Kthxbye
I have to post 542 grades by Friday of next week. So far, all my kinder students are done.
460 more to go.
460 more to go.
a cartoon of a woman drinking coffee in front of a check out sign at 11am
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November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I have to post 542 grades by Friday of next week. So far, all my kinder students are done.
460 more to go.
460 more to go.
*waiting for the kids to finish checking out books*
student: im bored what should i do?
me: sit and wait until everyone is done. its okay to be bored
student and i:
student: im bored what should i do?
me: sit and wait until everyone is done. its okay to be bored
student and i:
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
*waiting for the kids to finish checking out books*
student: im bored what should i do?
me: sit and wait until everyone is done. its okay to be bored
student and i:
student: im bored what should i do?
me: sit and wait until everyone is done. its okay to be bored
student and i:
So Capital One debit cards are now Discover cards...? So they won't work at Costco...?
two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .
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October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So Capital One debit cards are now Discover cards...? So they won't work at Costco...?
*in bold red letters* "Mark your calendars. This zoom meeting is mandatory."
*attends zoom meeting* "Thank you for joining this meeting even if it wasn't required."
*attends zoom meeting* "Thank you for joining this meeting even if it wasn't required."
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
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October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
*in bold red letters* "Mark your calendars. This zoom meeting is mandatory."
*attends zoom meeting* "Thank you for joining this meeting even if it wasn't required."
*attends zoom meeting* "Thank you for joining this meeting even if it wasn't required."
Not to be superstitious, but everytime I pay attention, watch the game, or keep track of the score, the Cubs lose. But when I know the game is happening and I just go about my day, they win.
a man wearing a chicago cubs sweatshirt stands in a crowd
ALT: a man wearing a chicago cubs sweatshirt stands in a crowd
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October 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Not to be superstitious, but everytime I pay attention, watch the game, or keep track of the score, the Cubs lose. But when I know the game is happening and I just go about my day, they win.
Taught the same lesson 5 times.
Retook the assessment with the 4th graders, did it with them, and they still didn't know exactly what to do.
Did a Costco run.
Took Robin to the vet and they were 30 mins behind.
I have no energy left.
I have nothing else to give today.
I am drained.
Retook the assessment with the 4th graders, did it with them, and they still didn't know exactly what to do.
Did a Costco run.
Took Robin to the vet and they were 30 mins behind.
I have no energy left.
I have nothing else to give today.
I am drained.
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Taught the same lesson 5 times.
Retook the assessment with the 4th graders, did it with them, and they still didn't know exactly what to do.
Did a Costco run.
Took Robin to the vet and they were 30 mins behind.
I have no energy left.
I have nothing else to give today.
I am drained.
Retook the assessment with the 4th graders, did it with them, and they still didn't know exactly what to do.
Did a Costco run.
Took Robin to the vet and they were 30 mins behind.
I have no energy left.
I have nothing else to give today.
I am drained.
I'm supposed to be grading assessments and planning but here I am, just...
a close up of a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket and looking up .
ALT: a close up of a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket and looking up .
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October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm supposed to be grading assessments and planning but here I am, just...
One of my 5th graders: "You're a broski. That means you're cool."
Me on the inside:
Me on the inside:
a bald man covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone
ALT: a bald man covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone
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September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
One of my 5th graders: "You're a broski. That means you're cool."
Me on the inside:
Me on the inside:
"I do have to say Nancy, you are making progress. We'll definitely keep exploring ocd. But I am seeing progress."
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater and a dress .
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September 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"I do have to say Nancy, you are making progress. We'll definitely keep exploring ocd. But I am seeing progress."
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
Now, why did I just tell the tire guy that I'm broke, and that's why I can't change all four tires...?
He didn't even ask, nor did he try to upsell!
He didn't even ask, nor did he try to upsell!
britney spears is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: britney spears is smiling and looking at the camera .
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September 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Now, why did I just tell the tire guy that I'm broke, and that's why I can't change all four tires...?
He didn't even ask, nor did he try to upsell!
He didn't even ask, nor did he try to upsell!
I used to be able to eat a bag of cheddar jalapeño cheetos with valentina and lime juice and be completely fine.
I just ate some and I feel absolutely terrible.
I just ate some and I feel absolutely terrible.
August 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I used to be able to eat a bag of cheddar jalapeño cheetos with valentina and lime juice and be completely fine.
I just ate some and I feel absolutely terrible.
I just ate some and I feel absolutely terrible.
When I hang out with my sister and her boyfriend and they have their own inside jokes.
a man is saying i love inside jokes while another man looks on .
ALT: a man is saying i love inside jokes while another man looks on .
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August 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
When I hang out with my sister and her boyfriend and they have their own inside jokes.
Why did I dream last night that I had to go back to high school as a 29 year old?
August 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Why did I dream last night that I had to go back to high school as a 29 year old?