the problem with cooking andouille sausage on the grill is, when it's cooked and you're slicing it up to put it in something, by the time you've sliced it all up, you've already eaten half of it

I’ve been really enjoying the game Windblown.. it’s in early access and this is the first time I’ve bought an early access game. I read a few rounds of patch notes and I feel confident it’ll get finished …so, do I keep playing it? Or do I set it aside till it’s done?

Here's a Gertrude Stein quote because she's the best:

> I began to get enormously interested in hearing how everybody said the same thing over and over again with infinite variations but over and over again until finally

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Work wants me to add our bsky feed to a page, except we don't have one yet, so I'm using my own account for the demos. So now I need my last few posts to be *extremely* clever. This one will probably be the best.

If I win the lottery I'm going to start writing dramatic, artistic, and literarily meritorious novelizations of silly comedy films; Mel Brooks was the impetus for this idea but the more I think about it, I think I can see meat on the bone in the ouvre of National Lampoon

This morning I put instant coffee into regular coffee and while *obviously* I regret it, I would like to point out that the universe did not immediately implode which is an outcome I don’t think any of us were expecting

Back when Twitter existed I used to post links to songs that came onto my random shuffle, Ueh just came on, and I think I need to get back into that habit

What y'all may not understand is that skate videos, esp the ones from the late 90s/early 2000s, are an amazing art form and we need to appreciate our skate history as art history

counterintuitively, the biggest downside to having hills in your city is the other side, where you have to go up them

I've been seeing so much talk about taking back the internet from the ensameification (that's like enshittification but for making everything the same -- not as catchy, I know), and it's awesome. I think a big thing that's missing now is the *surprise*.

1/10 You already knew that a dimly lit biker bar on the outskirts of town wouldn't be the best place to get some work done, but, here you are, and you need to get some work done.  You’ve got 60,000 data records with mojibake diacritics and you’ve gotta solve it.

1/4 Three front end engineers stroll up behind you, wearing overalls and dusty boots. They pull the long straws of hay from their mouths and twirl them between their fingers. After a long pause, one drawls, “Looks like this fella’s havin‘ some trouble with z-index.”