and a hearty good morning to the dog who tried to bite me but got its teeth stuck in the lace on my skirt
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
and a hearty good morning to the dog who tried to bite me but got its teeth stuck in the lace on my skirt
good night to the guy in the dumpster and the guy in the dumpster only
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
good night to the guy in the dumpster and the guy in the dumpster only
we did leaf rubbings for storytime today and one of the kids asked if the leaves were real and i said "yes, don't eat them" and all the parents laughed but fr don't eat them i don't wanna be liable
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
we did leaf rubbings for storytime today and one of the kids asked if the leaves were real and i said "yes, don't eat them" and all the parents laughed but fr don't eat them i don't wanna be liable
that one guy with the horror movie laugh is back in today. at least he's got clothes on.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
that one guy with the horror movie laugh is back in today. at least he's got clothes on.
patron: where's the bathroom
me, not talking, pointing to my right
patron, angry: the bathroom?!
me, still pointing
patron, more angry: is the bathroom over there?!
the bathroom is literally right there 😭
me, not talking, pointing to my right
patron, angry: the bathroom?!
me, still pointing
patron, more angry: is the bathroom over there?!
the bathroom is literally right there 😭
October 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
patron: where's the bathroom
me, not talking, pointing to my right
patron, angry: the bathroom?!
me, still pointing
patron, more angry: is the bathroom over there?!
the bathroom is literally right there 😭
me, not talking, pointing to my right
patron, angry: the bathroom?!
me, still pointing
patron, more angry: is the bathroom over there?!
the bathroom is literally right there 😭
i didn't realize i needed to specify that i don't want to read r*pe scenes in my romance novels. i need some happy books pls and thank you
September 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i didn't realize i needed to specify that i don't want to read r*pe scenes in my romance novels. i need some happy books pls and thank you
when we got to the soap the kids all yelled "cake!!" yes small children i am also hungry but that is a bar of soap and should we wash our hands before we touch our books? (some kids said no, i think they were still thinking about cake)
September 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
when we got to the soap the kids all yelled "cake!!" yes small children i am also hungry but that is a bar of soap and should we wash our hands before we touch our books? (some kids said no, i think they were still thinking about cake)
my jeans were wearing out so i threw them out. also threw out my library keys, which were in the pocket of said jeans.
September 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my jeans were wearing out so i threw them out. also threw out my library keys, which were in the pocket of said jeans.
my friends are geniuses. surround yourself with good people, yall. it's worth it
August 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
my friends are geniuses. surround yourself with good people, yall. it's worth it
just got thanked for my diverse children's collection 🥰
August 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
just got thanked for my diverse children's collection 🥰
patron: i have a really easy question!
me: o no
narrator: it was not, in fact, an easy question
me: o no
narrator: it was not, in fact, an easy question
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
patron: i have a really easy question!
me: o no
narrator: it was not, in fact, an easy question
me: o no
narrator: it was not, in fact, an easy question
there's a parent reading the new Avatar picture book to her child in the library rn, quietly whispering all the exclamations. I keep hearing "My cabbages!!" over and over 😂
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
there's a parent reading the new Avatar picture book to her child in the library rn, quietly whispering all the exclamations. I keep hearing "My cabbages!!" over and over 😂
storytime child told me that i was reading too fast today. i'm sorry i'm a millennial competing with tv and video games for your attention
July 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
storytime child told me that i was reading too fast today. i'm sorry i'm a millennial competing with tv and video games for your attention
i just looked down at myself to make sure i had actual work clothes on while leaving the house. it's gonna be one of those kind of days
July 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i just looked down at myself to make sure i had actual work clothes on while leaving the house. it's gonna be one of those kind of days
there's a banana on the floor in front of the break room fridge. do i put it back in? who stores bananas in the fridge???
July 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
there's a banana on the floor in front of the break room fridge. do i put it back in? who stores bananas in the fridge???
not me and my friends neatly having crises one after the other-one wraps up and another starts. quite pleasant not having to deal with everything all at the same time
May 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
not me and my friends neatly having crises one after the other-one wraps up and another starts. quite pleasant not having to deal with everything all at the same time
just read (listened to) careless people, the hank show, and the anxious generation 😬 i'm dismayed and a bit horrified
May 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
just read (listened to) careless people, the hank show, and the anxious generation 😬 i'm dismayed and a bit horrified
patron just stopped at my desk and said i was the second staffer he'd seen wearing a pink mask and did he miss something?
me:
me:
a woman is smiling with the words on wednesdays we wear pink
Alt: Karen, the ditzy girl on "Mean Girls," smiling and saying "On Wednesdays we wear pink"
media.tenor.com
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
patron just stopped at my desk and said i was the second staffer he'd seen wearing a pink mask and did he miss something?
me:
me:
turns out it's really hard to concentrate at work when you're worried about losing your funding
April 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
turns out it's really hard to concentrate at work when you're worried about losing your funding
patron: what gr level is this book?
me: 3rd-4th
p: is it on the book somewhere?
m: doesn't look like it
p: shouldn't it be?
m: well that's up to the publisher-
p: well is there somewhere i can look it up?
m: sure, we have a database-
me: 3rd-4th
p: is it on the book somewhere?
m: doesn't look like it
p: shouldn't it be?
m: well that's up to the publisher-
p: well is there somewhere i can look it up?
m: sure, we have a database-
March 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
patron: what gr level is this book?
me: 3rd-4th
p: is it on the book somewhere?
m: doesn't look like it
p: shouldn't it be?
m: well that's up to the publisher-
p: well is there somewhere i can look it up?
m: sure, we have a database-
me: 3rd-4th
p: is it on the book somewhere?
m: doesn't look like it
p: shouldn't it be?
m: well that's up to the publisher-
p: well is there somewhere i can look it up?
m: sure, we have a database-
two factor authentication is awesome when your email server goes down <3
March 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
two factor authentication is awesome when your email server goes down <3
it's not "one door opens another one closes" at the library, it's one thing gets fixed and now another one's broken 😩
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it's not "one door opens another one closes" at the library, it's one thing gets fixed and now another one's broken 😩
gotta to do list so long idek where to start
February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
gotta to do list so long idek where to start
me: wow i got so much work done today!
also me: completely forgot to go to my committee mtg
also me: completely forgot to go to my committee mtg
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
me: wow i got so much work done today!
also me: completely forgot to go to my committee mtg
also me: completely forgot to go to my committee mtg
i am v tired of fighting today and would like to cuddle up with my echo chamber pls and thank you
February 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i am v tired of fighting today and would like to cuddle up with my echo chamber pls and thank you