Is is the end of an old day or the beginning of a new? Either way remember to #breathe

Another fb marketplace find. "Maybe just sell the couch?" "No that questionable loveseat stain barely shows, babe!" #corpsefart #putabirdonit #facebook

This can't be real....can it?
#cats #marketplace #Facebook #tinkletime #mcmsells

My kitten does this for 15 minutes after he pretend nurses my shirt. #woolsucking #Smudge #cats #kittens #mykittenisbroken

Fb is truly a piss puddle of ppl over 35, who come online to bicker. Like it's a new town Applebee's and everyone has a coupon. There are still cool ppl. We're just servers and lookie loos I guess.

At Thanksgiving, my sassy pants Uncle asked me why I never age. How I look like I did as a kid. Now, I only see him 2x a year and I obviously don't look like I'm 19. So I said, "Oh that's from the demon living in me". I dont think he knew what to say or liked that. Should of said fat don't crack. 😈

Tips for your family Thanksgiving. Also, if kids show you a picture, "What's going on here?" Works like a charm. #lifehacks

How was your day? Monday was (insert random feeling)? Enjoy these pictures of our kitten, Smudge.

Whether high or low, kittens are the way to go.

Forget cat fountains, I'm telling ya, the best cat bowls are your own mugs. After forever guarding my own cup, I thought why not fill a decoy cup up. Now I'm constantly filling it up thru the day. The fountain remains full. Cats demand to be served.

This is a test of a first post. Carry on.