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pawbreyy.bsky.social
Rereading homestuck
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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wafflecut.bsky.social
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD ***************** Investigation of: LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN ON JUNE 18, 2023 * * * * * * Accident No.: *********** * * * * * * Interview of: Co-designer/Pilot Deepsea Challenger DCA23FM036 via Microsoft Teams Friday, July 26, 2024 INTERVIEW OF 10 BY LCDR 11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible 12 operations? 13 A. Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic. When I 14 set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did 15 was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible 16 program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named 17| Professor I. I did that through a mutual friend 18 of ours, a guy named , who is one of the preeminent underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a 20 submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the 21 Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was 22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
I know a trick to turn popcorn seeds into a delicious snack
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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dingusuhum.neocities.org
that's right folks its now racist to be bald
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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snapcube.gay
DO NO HARM
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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blaizev.bsky.social
14 years after leaving spawn KurtJMac made it to the far lands. I was in my mid 20s when he left. Many musings and chats on space travel since and he's finally there.
October 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Happy bisexual visibility day, I am bisexual
The IKEA bisexual couch, that says “when you change OR to AND” on one pillow and “nobody believes you” on the other
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Lads, we are back. m.youtube.com/watch?v=93QI...
アニメ『スティール・ボール・ラン ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』 ティザーPV ｜ "STEEL BALL RUN JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure"
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Japan Anime
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September 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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notdred.bsky.social
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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thefreeradical.org
i recommend doing this. stuff's going around quick right now, and its all very very graphic and not for the feint of heart. this is some shit youd see on liveleaks in the 2000s

be mindful of yalls mh, and dont say anything u dont want read back to u in a courtroom. be legal online.
parsnip.bsky.social geoffrey (slouching toward thankfulness) @parsnip.bsky.social · Sep 10
as it makes its way over here from what i understand to be on twitter, reminder that you can stop videos from autoplaying on your feed:
settings > content and media > uncheck "autoplay videos and gifs"
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Additionally, the authors of said bill had to come out with a statement saying that they’re confused about how the bill is being enacted and asking for clarification about their own bill, the subtext being very clear that they thought it would just be used against, y’know, woke stuff
Dear Commissioner Morath, As the authors of Senate Bill 12, which took effect on September Ist, we write regarding concerns with the implementation of certain provisions of the bill. The focus of Senate Bill 12 is protecting and strengthening parental rights across their child's educational experience. As you and your team are aware, the Legislature included protections for a parent's right to consent to any medical, psychiatric and psychological treatment of their child. This included obtaining parental consent to provide healthcare services, medication, or conduct a medical procedure. Many concerned parents, educators and administrators alike have reached out to our offices regarding the implementation of this specific provision, with questions about what is and is not required and/or allowed under the new law. The most concerning reports are that some school districts are taking an "all or nothing" approach parents must consent to all healthcare and mental health services and treatment or none. While we understand and appreciate the fact that school districts are being careful to faithfully implement the provisions of the bill, we are equally concerned that some school districts seem to be reluctant to provide even the most basic first aid to their students. Importantly, it is our hope and expectation that, in an effort to comply with the provisions of the bill, school districts would also use simple common sense. Specifically, we are concerned of some reports that indicate school districts are withholding band-aids and ice packs for students with minor scratches and scrapes. Clearly, there is a distinct difference from providing a student with an ice pack, as opposed to other injuries that would necessitate medical attention, including the dispensing of medication that should require consent on file before providing it to a child. We understand that the Texas Board of Nursing has also received questions on these provisions of Senate Bill 12. We have also receiv…
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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junlper.beer
i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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junlper.beer
we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before
bobbyfortx.bsky.social Bobby Cole @bobbyfortx.bsky.social · Sep 2
Ken Paxton is now "recommending" that Texas school children recite the Lord's Prayer at school.
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation attached.
A drawing of Goose saying, “other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko.” It is heavily annotated: Other-donkey: a portmanteau of “other mommy” and “donkey.” She called me donkey and I accidentally laughed when I responded “I’m your other mommy,” prompting the evolution of the bit. She has been calling me this for a few hours now. Other mommy: “other mommy” is the name goose uses to differentiate me from my wife (“mommy”). The names are largely interchangeable but I get “other mommy” a little more often and now I’m fond of it. Note: no relation to Coraline/evolved independently Donkey: Goose has been repeating the word “donkey” because it’s fun to say. ie: donkey donkey donkey donkey. Elsa: She is wearing her Elsa dress (again) and pretending to be Elsa. Here she is talking about herself in the third person. The “Elsa dress” (pictured, a dress with a face on the chest) is a blue dress with frills. It does not look like the dress Elsa wears in Frozen, but it does have her face on the front. She has been dancing to “let it go” or a half hour. (Pictured, Lucy dancing in the dress. She says, “Elsa’s making her frozen castle!”) Likes macaroni: macaroni, here, is strawberries. She selected 4 strawberries from the container in the fridge and asked me to cut them up for her. I put them on a plate and cut them into sixths (the way she likes). (Includes an illustration of the process) when I handed her the plate of sliced strawberries, she said “these are macaroni.” “Ok,” I said. Macaroni: no precedent. She had macaroni a few times last week? We ate at restaurants more than usual while at the shore and it was all she wanted from any given menu. Kiko: we went to the shore last week and the town we stayed in had the type of crossing signals that beep and talk. She was fascinated by these and “kiko” is how she imitated the beeping sound the signal made while waiting for it to give us a walk signal. Her fascination has led to her framing most declarative sentences as crossing s…
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Dude Person
August 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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kirukrono.bsky.social
More Mettatenna doodles
#mettatenna #deltarune #undertale #tenna #mettaton
Mettaton EX from Undertale and Tenna from Deltarune. Mettaton EX is a humanoid robot with short black hair covering his right (screen left) eye, and white skin. He wears all black, minus his hot pink torso and boots and metal abdomen with a pink heart. His arms are long metallic tubes that end in a pair of white cartoony gloves. Tenna is a humanoid with a TV for a head with a long nose and two antannae. He wears a red business jacket, accented by a gold "TV" pin and a gold tie. He wears black pants and yellow dress shoes. Pose 1: Tenna is struggling to hold Mettaton in a bridal hold. There is an arrow pointing to Mettaton saying "Heavier than he looks" Pose 2: Mettaton is hugging Tenna with his long bendy arms Pose 3: Mettaton and Tenna are whispering to each other, Tenna is nervous while Mettaton is excited. Tenna says, "Oh !@##%!!? It's my EX." and Mettaton replies "OH MY! Want me to KILL him, darling?" A tiny Spamton can be seen in the back, t-posing. Pose 4: Mettaton has his arms twisted as he hols his face in his hands, blushing a lot and excitedly thinking, "I LOVE TV!" Pose 5: Tenna is daydreaming and thinking "I would SMOOCH a ghost..."
August 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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ceeks.bsky.social
maybe everything will work out
August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research
Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
1. In any decent country betting on this would be illegal. 2. Polymarket should be liable for any injuries or damages that happen. 3. If you take the time out of your life and spend money on a game just so you can demean a woman like this, fuck you

www.sportico.com/leagues/bask...
Sex Toys Thrown at WNBA Games Pay Off for Polymarket Traders
Polymarket let users wager money on more dildos being thrown at WNBA players. One person earned more than $6,000 after the latest stunt.
www.sportico.com
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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socpens.com
this footage of a british food factory making a junk food called "crack-a-snack" is gold 😭
August 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
doo dah, doo dah
August 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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saji.bsky.social
welcome to my essay about the politics of preheating the oven
June 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM