mvrander
@mvrander.bsky.social
Yet another social media account where I shall discuss Sheffield Wednesday, make bad jokes and maybe post pics of a spaniel
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mvrander
@mvrander.bsky.social
· Nov 28
My hand has gone numb since I started giving a lift to my colleague from Dartford
The doctor thinks its carpool tunnel syndrome
#LunchPun
The doctor thinks its carpool tunnel syndrome
#LunchPun
Banking app just offered to analyse outgoings to help improve where we spend our money
2 minutes later it comes back with
"Top category: bills"
Well who would have thought it eh?
2 minutes later it comes back with
"Top category: bills"
Well who would have thought it eh?
June 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Banking app just offered to analyse outgoings to help improve where we spend our money
2 minutes later it comes back with
"Top category: bills"
Well who would have thought it eh?
2 minutes later it comes back with
"Top category: bills"
Well who would have thought it eh?
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Just how Popey was the Pope today?
(From the archives, 2015)
(From the archives, 2015)
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Just how Popey was the Pope today?
(From the archives, 2015)
(From the archives, 2015)
@tripeuk.bsky.social finally it has happened
I'll not say what yet because people might see it
Got it in one. Have to change my starter word now.
I'll not say what yet because people might see it
Got it in one. Have to change my starter word now.
May 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@tripeuk.bsky.social finally it has happened
I'll not say what yet because people might see it
Got it in one. Have to change my starter word now.
I'll not say what yet because people might see it
Got it in one. Have to change my starter word now.
Say what you like about the impending doom of all humankind from global warming but it's nice getting your laundry out on the line in April
April 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Say what you like about the impending doom of all humankind from global warming but it's nice getting your laundry out on the line in April
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#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
December 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
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So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 AM
So, let's try doing #duvetknowitschristmas here this evening? People are literally Driving Home For Christmas right now, which MIGHT JUST mean that they'll be sleeping somewhere unusual. 1/
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I run a parody bank account.
December 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I run a parody bank account.
Just used the translate option in chrome on a web page for the first time in about 2 years
The difference in quality is massive compared to what It used to be. It used to make no sense. Could barely tell it wasn't written in English now
The difference in quality is massive compared to what It used to be. It used to make no sense. Could barely tell it wasn't written in English now
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Just used the translate option in chrome on a web page for the first time in about 2 years
The difference in quality is massive compared to what It used to be. It used to make no sense. Could barely tell it wasn't written in English now
The difference in quality is massive compared to what It used to be. It used to make no sense. Could barely tell it wasn't written in English now
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a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers
1. Spinoza
1. Spinoza
December 19, 2024 at 12:05 PM
a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers
1. Spinoza
1. Spinoza
Somebody made a 6 degrees movie game that's daily like Wordle
Another to add to the morning routine
www.wfhgames.com/cinema-circuit
Another to add to the morning routine
www.wfhgames.com/cinema-circuit
Cinema Circuit
Connect two actors by degrees of separation.
www.wfhgames.com
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Somebody made a 6 degrees movie game that's daily like Wordle
Another to add to the morning routine
www.wfhgames.com/cinema-circuit
Another to add to the morning routine
www.wfhgames.com/cinema-circuit
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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
December 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 16, 2024 at 8:53 PM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
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Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
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Sorry, can't come to work today, I'm having my monthly Battle of the Somme.
December 9, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Sorry, can't come to work today, I'm having my monthly Battle of the Somme.
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a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
December 9, 2024 at 6:33 PM
a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef
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December 10, 2024 at 12:00 PM